Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
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Oh, so Santa Claus can being you liquor but that fat, creepy bastard couldn't bring me a ten-speed when I was 13. My parents told me to ride my imagination that year. \n\nFuck you, Santa!
Congratulations! I hope you're firsty!
HAIL SANTA. Sorry, typo.
That's the Christmas spirit! It's allll about giving.
Damn son. You nasty