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  • bottom bunk: like f*cking in a horizontal phonebooth.... top bunk: life f*cking on a cliffs edge. except the cliff can tip over, i've done it. mood killer.

    Submitted by jasboo on Sep 4, 10 at 2:13pm
  • Do like Afroman, and "fuck on the bed, fuck on the flo, fuck so long I grew a fuckin afro."

    Submitted by blackhalfrican on Sep 4, 10 at 11:45pm
  • You must be doing something wrong. I mean, I love bunk-bed sex so much when I have a kid, it's getting bunk-beds just to I can fuck on them when they stay with grandma.

    Submitted by Nightshade on Sep 4, 10 at 6:40pm
  • Sucks when ya hit ur head.

    Submitted by shpjewmommy on Sep 4, 10 at 4:30pm
  • Maybe your not doing it right... just sayin'.

    Submitted by artgirl on Sep 4, 10 at 1:13pm
  • I remember when I had sex with Sumos

    Submitted by peytonmanning on Sep 4, 10 at 1:25pm
  • So use a little imagination and perform the magic in the laundry basket or something!

    Submitted by archer79 on Sep 5, 10 at 2:30am
  • put ur roommates blanket on the floor and fuck on that

    Submitted by ilovewhores on Sep 4, 10 at 5:20pm
  • Just fuck on the fucking floor and shut the fuck up

    Submitted by niceman on Sep 12, 10 at 12:18pm
  • Just use the kitchen table!

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 4, 10 at 8:32pm
  • Well, if a bunk bed isn't safe for sex, and if safe sex is a form of sex, it follows that a bunk bed isn't safe for safe sex. Ergo, when having sex in a bunk bed, you should go bareback.

    Submitted by mwaha on Sep 4, 10 at 6:11pm
  • Cuz ur a fuckin tank ass. Shed some pounds now or ur destined to end up like Peg Bundys mom.

    Submitted by dallas78 on Sep 4, 10 at 1:24pm
  • I agree

    Submitted by benny123 on Sep 7, 10 at 6:52pm
  • Here is an idea. Next time, follow these steps:\n1: Remove mattress from bed\n2: place mattress on floor\n3: remove cloths\n4: place both of her legs as far behind her head\n5: FUCK HER

    Submitted by Cate77 on Nov 21, 10 at 1:19pm