I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
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bottom bunk: like f*cking in a horizontal phonebooth.... top bunk: life f*cking on a cliffs edge. except the cliff can tip over, i've done it. mood killer.
Do like Afroman, and "fuck on the bed, fuck on the flo, fuck so long I grew a fuckin afro."
Sucks when ya hit ur head.
You must be doing something wrong. I mean, I love bunk-bed sex so much when I have a kid, it's getting bunk-beds just to I can fuck on them when they stay with grandma.
You are fucked up. Just sayin'
Maybe your not doing it right... just sayin'.
So use a little imagination and perform the magic in the laundry basket or something!
put ur roommates blanket on the floor and fuck on that
I remember when I had sex with Sumos
Just fuck on the fucking floor and shut the fuck up
Well, if a bunk bed isn't safe for sex, and if safe sex is a form of sex, it follows that a bunk bed isn't safe for safe sex. Ergo, when having sex in a bunk bed, you should go bareback.
Just use the kitchen table!
Cuz ur a fuckin tank ass. Shed some pounds now or ur destined to end up like Peg Bundys mom.
Here is an idea. Next time, follow these steps:\n1: Remove mattress from bed\n2: place mattress on floor\n3: remove cloths\n4: place both of her legs as far behind her head\n5: FUCK HER