I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
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bottom bunk: like f*cking in a horizontal phonebooth.... top bunk: life f*cking on a cliffs edge. except the cliff can tip over, i've done it. mood killer.
Do like Afroman, and "fuck on the bed, fuck on the flo, fuck so long I grew a fuckin afro."
You must be doing something wrong. I mean, I love bunk-bed sex so much when I have a kid, it's getting bunk-beds just to I can fuck on them when they stay with grandma.
You are fucked up. Just sayin'
Sucks when ya hit ur head.
Maybe your not doing it right... just sayin'.
I remember when I had sex with Sumos
So use a little imagination and perform the magic in the laundry basket or something!
put ur roommates blanket on the floor and fuck on that
Just fuck on the fucking floor and shut the fuck up
Just use the kitchen table!
Well, if a bunk bed isn't safe for sex, and if safe sex is a form of sex, it follows that a bunk bed isn't safe for safe sex. Ergo, when having sex in a bunk bed, you should go bareback.
Cuz ur a fuckin tank ass. Shed some pounds now or ur destined to end up like Peg Bundys mom.
Here is an idea. Next time, follow these steps:\n1: Remove mattress from bed\n2: place mattress on floor\n3: remove cloths\n4: place both of her legs as far behind her head\n5: FUCK HER