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  • Submitted by bestponyever on Mar 27, 11 at 1:31pm

    Instead of "don't cum in my hair," try "please cum on my tits." A little positive rephrasing is all you need.\n\nComedy option: suck it up, bitch!

  • Submitted by economizer on Mar 27, 11 at 12:51pm

    Today, she won't take it in her hair. Tomorrow, she'll stop making sammiches. Got to draw the line somewhere.

  • Submitted by bigazzmf01 on Mar 27, 11 at 12:50pm

    I can't hear you. I'm cumming.

  • Submitted by rathrbeinabikini on Mar 28, 11 at 2:57am

    Flick his balls. No jackass is coming on my hair.

  • Submitted by SALIA on Mar 28, 11 at 2:26am

    Why do guys want girls to swallow so much? What does it matter where it goes? Why would one part be better than another? Yes, I'm a girl, and I am seriously asking!

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      Submitted by AsOldAsYourMom on Mar 28, 11 at 3:38am

      Guys want two things: One, evidence that women are crazy about sex, so crazy that we will do anything, fuck farm animals or each other, swallow, anything for sex. And two, they crave a woman's acceptance of their sexuality, and swallowing proves that we do, that we accept their wild, untamed, nasty sexual selves.

  • Submitted by ThePancaked1 on Mar 27, 11 at 7:24pm

    Just swallow. Cleaner, easier, and they will be puddy in your hands.

  • Submitted by thebatman on Mar 27, 11 at 12:57pm

    Well it definitely doesn't make you low maintenance...

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    Submitted by niceman on Mar 28, 11 at 1:13pm

    I like to cum on Brittany Snow's face

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    Submitted by chef on Mar 27, 11 at 12:51pm

    That not high that's the best place... In ur mouth

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    Submitted by KinGT35 on Mar 29, 11 at 8:57am

    it is concidered high cause now hes gotta be worrying about bullshit..wear a hair tie u complaining bitch

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    Submitted by cuissadepact on Mar 28, 11 at 11:18pm

    No it just makes you a boring lay.

  • Submitted by montannaleigh on Mar 28, 11 at 4:01am

    I kinda can... The hair thing is legit, but the face is fine :) most high maintenance girls wear a ton of makeup which is why they don't want jizz on the face, but I don't so I can just wash that shiz right off, no biggie :)

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    Submitted by Michguy on Mar 27, 11 at 2:30pm

    Jeeese, she's no fun.

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    Submitted by salsasalsa on Apr 7, 11 at 6:53pm

    #winning

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    Submitted by Crazyangel87 on Mar 27, 11 at 11:56am

    Ok then just avoid the eyes!

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      Submitted by CIT on Mar 29, 11 at 11:44am

      yeah, that stings like crazy....

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    Submitted by yowza on Apr 25, 11 at 1:59pm

    @bestponyever -- a valid recommendation\n\nIMO best solution: swallow

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    Submitted by SALIA on Mar 28, 11 at 9:08pm

    L\nP

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    Submitted by imdown on Apr 1, 11 at 6:28pm

    Eight one five dog

  • Submitted by Varhammer on Mar 27, 11 at 11:47am

    Just my subtle way to get you to swallow it. It's full of protein too!

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    Submitted by yowza on Apr 25, 11 at 2:00pm

    Also reminds me of a bit from Ron White's stand up when he tells his wife that "he can't be left in charge at that point in the blow job"

  • Submitted by digthis1 on Mar 28, 11 at 8:41am

    cuz you think your above it.....an no gurls above a load on the chin......

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    Submitted by squirrel1515 on Apr 12, 11 at 2:59pm

    try moving your face.. hes definately not thinking about you at that point

  • Submitted by Pengz on Mar 27, 11 at 10:47am

    First, it requires aim. Second, your complaining about it

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    Submitted by squirrel1515 on Apr 12, 11 at 2:58pm

    try moving your face.. no ones aiming at that point

  • Submitted by captainC on Mar 27, 11 at 11:17am

    This is like jlo high maintenance.

  • Submitted by jasonstraka on Mar 27, 11 at 12:32pm

    I hope he dumped your ass