I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
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Instead of "don't cum in my hair," try "please cum on my tits." A little positive rephrasing is all you need.\n\nComedy option: suck it up, bitch!
Today, she won't take it in her hair. Tomorrow, she'll stop making sammiches. Got to draw the line somewhere.
I can't hear you. I'm cumming.
Flick his balls. No jackass is coming on my hair.
Why do guys want girls to swallow so much? What does it matter where it goes? Why would one part be better than another? Yes, I'm a girl, and I am seriously asking!
Guys want two things: One, evidence that women are crazy about sex, so crazy that we will do anything, fuck farm animals or each other, swallow, anything for sex. And two, they crave a woman's acceptance of their sexuality, and swallowing proves that we do, that we accept their wild, untamed, nasty sexual selves.
Just swallow. Cleaner, easier, and they will be puddy in your hands.
That not high that's the best place... In ur mouth
I like to cum on Brittany Snow's face
Well it definitely doesn't make you low maintenance...
I kinda can... The hair thing is legit, but the face is fine :) most high maintenance girls wear a ton of makeup which is why they don't want jizz on the face, but I don't so I can just wash that shiz right off, no biggie :)
it is concidered high cause now hes gotta be worrying about bullshit..wear a hair tie u complaining bitch
Jeeese, she's no fun.
@bestponyever -- a valid recommendation\n\nIMO best solution: swallow
Also reminds me of a bit from Ron White's stand up when he tells his wife that "he can't be left in charge at that point in the blow job"
Eight one five dog
No it just makes you a boring lay.
Ok then just avoid the eyes!
yeah, that stings like crazy....
First, it requires aim. Second, your complaining about it
Just my subtle way to get you to swallow it. It's full of protein too!
This is like jlo high maintenance.
try moving your face.. hes definately not thinking about you at that point
try moving your face.. no ones aiming at that point
cuz you think your above it.....an no gurls above a load on the chin......
I hope he dumped your ass