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  • Submitted by crockpot on Jul 29, 12 at 4:10pm

    No, you've got it turned around there.

  • Submitted by turbopatches on Jul 30, 12 at 1:07am

    Not true by any means. If you are willing to give it up without me promising anything I have no obligation to you afterwards. That's why you don't fuck dudes you meet at bars.

  • Submitted by blahshutup on Jul 29, 12 at 10:40pm

    Not if I got an std from said interaction....

  • Submitted by Unit562 on Jul 29, 12 at 7:06pm

    So if I've kicked you in the pussy and my boot just happened to slip in, I would have to talk to you? Sounds like another kick is in order.

  • Submitted by jessskis on Jul 30, 12 at 9:13am

    So Johnny just woke up and I told him we would pay him $200 to stay and tag team us . All day but he said no. Am I losing my mojo?

  • Submitted by ly0ntamer on Jul 30, 12 at 9:31pm

    Somehow I feel this was a female cheerleader to a ghey male cheerleader.

  • Submitted by DParson24 on Jul 29, 12 at 4:55pm

    Uh, stalker in the making.......

  • Submitted by joele60 on Jul 30, 12 at 1:30pm

    ok whats the number

  • Submitted by Linetrash on Jul 29, 12 at 7:06pm

    What if my foot does...

  • Submitted by UrLegsR_EarMuffs on Jul 29, 12 at 4:45pm

    So if my elbow entered your vagina would that count?

    • Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Sep 24, 12 at 6:43pm

      George Carlin would be proud of you, UrLegsR_EarMuffs.

  • Submitted by friedbunnies on Jul 29, 12 at 9:49pm


  • Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 29, 12 at 11:09pm

    WRONG #lexluthorgif