I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance