He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
This can only be settled by a dance off.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.