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  • Ha, what an ego boost. Wish that happened to me more often. Or you know, ever, lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:53pm
  • thank you 12:30. just cuz someone called dibs doesnt mean he/she is a whore...it could also mean they are hot as fuck...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 9:14am
  • I think it is safe to say that the world sees you as a whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 10:07pm
  • LOL - Women are so quick to Judge.. Is it because you are not secure with yourself you have to put another woman down?? I would say you are the Whore!!! Go get a Friggn Life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 4:40pm
  • nooope it's probably that he/she is bangin. assholes

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 12:30am
  • hahaha talk about an ice breaker!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 11:41am
  • man whoever posts the mean ones must be some fat, ugly, jealous bitches:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 10:17pm
  • I called dibs on a boy once at a party. Maybe it's different for girls.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 1:34am
    • then tell all your friends to start callin dibs and lets make life better

      Submitted by WEAZEL1201 on May 3, 10 at 9:13pm
  • THAT IS SO FUCKING CUTE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:53pm
  • That's precious! Boys are so cute! Hopefully u fucked him for him basically calling u freaking sexy in front of everyone. That would have just been a good way to say thanks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 5:49pm
  • HAHHAHAH I Know the kid who called dibs....yea....he fucked the girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 10:10am
  • psssssst, vodka is that you??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 3:00am
  • HAH @ 10:07. True, you definitely gave off the "easy pussy" vibe...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 10:57pm
  • I don't get how this is funny...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 24, 10 at 1:10am
  • Ur a total ladiesman! Wait...r u a girl?

    Submitted by JizzyRice on Jun 6, 10 at 6:12pm
  • Isn't dibs a kind of ice cream???

    Submitted by Dylan123456789 on Mar 31, 11 at 10:24pm
  • i did that to a guy at a party and we've been together for a year....the shit works lol!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:00pm
  • Yes! hahaha I do that all the time. although mostly as a joke, in front of ugly girls. are you ugly? I also say downs, either or depending on how the mood strikes me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 4:38am
  • That's better than me and I thought goin to bed wit one wakin up wit two was dope.

    Submitted by lips2ass4now on Apr 15, 10 at 9:10pm
  • so did you give it up? he called dibs is only fair. manlaw

    Submitted by SilkyJohnson on Jul 6, 10 at 11:34pm
  • i'm confused...a whore can't be hot?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:54pm
    • Lmao...kind of a conundrum...if you are getting alot of guys you are obviously hot enough for them...so you are a whore....but men secretly, or not so secretly want whores...they want a women other men want...and of course dozens of notches in his belt to share with his friends "this one time, dude". Yup a complete conundrum. Boys are so cute throwing around "negative" words.

      Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 12, 11 at 5:37am
  • I'm a girl and we call dibs loud all the time. 90 percent of the time we just do it to be funny, not because we're serious

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:35am
  • Sweet. If only that happened to me.... Sigh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:35pm
  • I love Rolemodels! "sexy like a chocolate strawberry"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 7:51pm
  • haha, nicee. i'm sure they meant it in a good way. so did you get somee or what? (:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 1:23pm
  • This really isnt that funny

    Submitted by lordwar on Mar 12, 10 at 11:14pm
  • I'd like to be that girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 12:25pm
  • Rule EP1C: If you are ever "dibbed" upon enterance to any facility, congrats, you are now EPIC. This puts you above the rules.

    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 25, 10 at 6:40pm
  • This isn't funny. Definitely not Best Night of all time worthy.

    Submitted by BigJNasty on Mar 15, 10 at 7:49pm
  • Happens to me all the time -haze-

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 6:07pm
  • i no longer play dibs with my friends since they dont respect the rules. haha. dibs is what separates us from the animals.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 2:39pm
  • They call 'em like they see 'em!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 8:13pm
  • Love it.

    Submitted by CinnaPee on May 11, 10 at 4:06am
  • They must be blind

    Submitted by shockerr on Mar 31, 10 at 9:33pm
  • so did u fuck him?????

    Submitted by ClaytonBigsby on May 7, 10 at 12:41am
  • My personal belief is that if somebody near me violates my call of dibs, that gives me an open invitation to kick him in the balls.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 8:40pm
  • Yay!

    Submitted by k8ydid on Jul 6, 10 at 3:08pm
  • THAT WORKS!!! Amzing pick up line!

    Submitted by Violator on Sep 22, 10 at 1:31pm
  • hahaha, i know a kid that did this to a girl and she slapped him

    Submitted by BigManoncampus on Mar 1, 10 at 1:10pm
  • yeah me and my friends always yell dibs to uglies. and 774 is my area code bahahhahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 7:50pm
  • This didn't even make me giglgle?

    Submitted by NatyBAMF on Mar 21, 10 at 12:24am
  • Sweet! I can identify with you. My personal favorite was when I walked into a party and someone said, "Who invited the skinny chic?" That was great to hear after spending the prior year losing 20 pounds.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:00am
  • Win M

    Submitted by crazyptownthug on Mar 31, 10 at 10:27pm
  • My friends and I always call dibs on hideous people as a joke...

    Submitted by missmary on Jan 11, 10 at 7:59pm
  • made up...\nthisis probably a 40yr old man who watches cheap porn all day.

    Submitted by starwarsummergrl on Mar 27, 10 at 12:02pm
  • not a whore.... def cuz she's hot

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:30pm
  • DIBS !

    Submitted by bitch32495 on Feb 16, 11 at 9:08pm
  • haha Called dibs, was it a coke and chip party in mom and dads basement lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:43pm
  • 12:25...why would you like to be that girl? so you could get the train ran on you that night?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 1:34pm
  • Greatttt shittttt

    Submitted by johnnykid on Mar 23, 10 at 9:05pm
  • Niiiiiice. That would be a fucking awesome night. I'd have laughed my ass off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 12:55pm
  • if someone called dibs on me, if she's a 1 (binary scale) it;s on lol.e

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 4:39am
  • your probably really not that hott. dont flatter your self

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:33pm
  • Im sure they yelled "Debz"....Your'll look the same and she was at that same party....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 4:35pm
  • It's a good one. Have ur moment

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 9:06pm
  • It's funny, as a chick, I should prolly bitch ya out for this, but instead I applaud you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 11:28pm
  • I would think a guy posted this...it's not really something a girl would brag about.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 1:22pm
  • Fukin awesome

    Submitted by raaaaay on Apr 19, 10 at 12:17am
  • Haha awesomeee. Live the moment while you can

    Submitted by lysaer90 on Apr 4, 10 at 2:45am
  • OP isn't a whore, she's just a hottie. All you other girls are jealous of her. I've got a friend who gets this all the time, its def becasue she's bangin. And I'm not jealous, it think its sweet I've got hot friends.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 8:05pm
  • If ur gonna call "DIBS" you gotta stick ur finger in it!!!!\n\nGotta claim tha ho!!!

    Submitted by BigTex on May 5, 10 at 12:16am
  • Hope ya got some ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 5:10pm
  • If you live in Plymouth, that might have been me, =/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:46pm
  • prob' cuz they knew you're a sleeezz

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 4:48am
  • Hey i've done that... Was it the same party???

    Submitted by alexballer09 on May 7, 10 at 10:53pm
  • Lmfao!!!

    Submitted by simplysanders14 on Mar 5, 10 at 12:48pm
  • It's called a "fraternity," not a "frat". you wouldn't call your "country" a "cunt"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 12:03am
  • That is awsome

    Submitted by doucher13 on Jun 13, 10 at 8:13pm
  • Awesome

    Submitted by tideman22 on Sep 14, 10 at 12:32am
  • Epic...

    Submitted by UniKid14 on Jun 1, 10 at 1:58am
  • fuk them all girl. there just jelouse cuz when they walk into parties all the guys be like "shotty not "

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:31pm
  • You must be Ke$Ha, "and the party don't start til I walk in..."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 10 at 3:07pm
  • RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEE. Do I fit in now?

    Submitted by littlespice3 on May 9, 10 at 5:26pm
  • fml, can this happen to me?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 8:35am
  • Send pics to three two five - two zero one - two five three nine

    Submitted by IamTomHanks on May 15, 10 at 4:07am
  • nice(:

    Submitted by ifweevermeet on May 16, 10 at 10:17pm
  • I bet you're one hot ass mofo!

    Submitted by blahblahxblah on Jun 21, 10 at 2:46pm
  • Fuckin hilarious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 24, 10 at 11:57pm
  • dont flatter yourself your probably not that hott

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:34pm
  • now you know how it feels to be me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:15pm
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    Submitted by booboo222 on Feb 21, 11 at 11:42am
  • Maybe she's not a whore...and maybe she's not pretty... maybe they were just making fun of her? HA

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 11:50am
  • this means ur ugly for sure

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:05am
  • They must be blind

    Submitted by shockerr on Apr 2, 10 at 9:57pm
  • know how you feel. Its like a game to see who can calll it first.

    Submitted by dozedoff on Jul 22, 10 at 4:13am
  • You feel proud don't you?

    Submitted by mpk1414 on Apr 19, 10 at 11:41pm
  • Lmao guys are so gross

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 2:01am
  • lmfaooooo id do some shit like that

    Submitted by RichDaKidd on Jun 13, 10 at 10:36pm
  • Bahaha. Well done hottie! I'd be stoked if dubs was called on me that loudly!

    Submitted by JewMcJew on Apr 20, 10 at 10:26pm
  • Lint licker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 9:44pm
  • Epic ;)

    Submitted by Degu_Boy on May 14, 10 at 2:33am
  • A whore? Who says this persons a girl? For all we know, this could be a man whore! Don't be so quick to judge man..

    Submitted by SashaLuhvsYuh on May 11, 10 at 1:48am
  • Why is this the best tfln of all time??it's not even funny...not the least bit at all...

    Submitted by Emdurio on Mar 31, 10 at 9:05pm
  • I really do hope that the person who said "dibs" said it because you're beautiful/handsome My friends and I do it to make fun of the ugly people ....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 4:27am
  • I'm not a fan of guys calling dibs. Some guy called it on my girlfriend. You can bet i was fucking pissed. And no she doesn't look like a whore. She's just really hot :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 7:24pm
  • How do u know they were talking about u ? Self obsorbed much ?

    Submitted by shockerr on Mar 23, 10 at 10:21pm
  • Who gives a fuck if someone yelled dibs you slut

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 11:49am
  • 12:03......what an inexperienced shithead......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 9:21am
  • God I wish I was single...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:47am
  • np 9:14, i do what i caaan

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:18am
  • I do this all the time

    Submitted by paris101 on Aug 6, 10 at 11:54am
  • Chubby chaser :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 3:01am
  • ohhh sassyyy. (: hahha i got dibbs on the icecream, thats allll im talkin abouuut ! (: chocolate chippp cookie douuugh, yummm.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 4:17pm
  • At least they like you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:32pm
  • This text is stupid.

    Submitted by hentailover on Sep 27, 10 at 2:32pm
  • lmao. love the may 25 12:25 am comment XD

    Submitted by hadies on May 9, 10 at 11:56am
  • First off anyone who's anyone that attends a university calls it a FRAT duh and when my friends yell dibs on someone it's bc they r ugly and it's a joke baha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 1:59am
  • Haha gotta start doin this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 3:08am
  • I look at it as "Hey, I got choices"!! LOL!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:27pm
  • Damn 1734 thumbs downs. How could you thumbs down this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 10:27pm
  • Ha that funny

    Submitted by kimberly365 on Sep 27, 11 at 10:24am
  • This is funny, but defintely not Best Night Ever worthy. Lol. Sorryy.

    Submitted by nataliaxx on Sep 23, 10 at 12:16am
  • and what jail cell was this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:12am
  • yup that happens to everyone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:17pm
  • other binary scale users..nice

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 3:29am
  • @4:39....Binary scale = brilliant! ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 12:24pm
  • I like to have sex with cats on Tuesdays.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 3:27am
  • Fake

    Submitted by cluelessalot7 on May 16, 10 at 2:00pm
  • They are probubly blind

    Submitted by shockerr on Mar 31, 10 at 9:29pm
  • LMAO- so hard I'm crying

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 2:52pm
  • When my friends and I say 'dibs' it's because the person's really ugly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 7:52pm
  • i'm glad that so many people have been like "that may have been me........". i wanna play DIBS that sounds fun but it also reminds me of that food thing..FML

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 11:55pm
  • Guessing 3:05 is an ugly dyke?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 9:40pm
  • I hate "frat" douche bags " ooo u wouldn't call ur country a cunt" no shit bc that's fucking stupid but no one cares about frats so we'll call um what ever the hell we want

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 3:08am
  • Wow really? Give your number out on tfln? And more than once... Apparently somebody needs to get laid...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 8:16pm
  • This text is STILL the best of all time. And I checked a few months ago and it still was.

    Submitted by xXLelaXx on May 28, 10 at 3:56pm
  • Sexxy. I'm in bed with Megan fox right now. So excuse me... I gotta get her done.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 12:46am
  • I've done that before my friend who actually had a huge crush on her wasn't pleased and no one aknowledged my dibs because i was too high to claim it anyways

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 11:32pm
  • That's awesome he obviously thinks your banging!! Best compliment ever haha

    Submitted by peeky711 on May 10, 11 at 10:24am
  • It was Jeffrey Dahmer.

    Submitted by skeezer on Sep 26, 10 at 7:57pm
  • That's hot ;]

    Submitted by ohdrugs on Jun 21, 10 at 10:01pm
  • 12:03 is a fucking idiot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 8:55pm
  • hahaha I do this a lot, where was this at?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:21pm
  • You must be pretty hott

    Submitted by BMX4LIFE on Mar 12, 10 at 3:59pm
  • Lol I hate when that happens.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 4:00pm
  • oh I was wrong D:

    Submitted by mmoorrggaann on May 11, 10 at 8:13am
  • Lolololololololl?

    Submitted by robot357 on Jun 28, 10 at 1:46am
  • I know of a game they play in jersey where you yell dibs whenever you see an absolutely horrendous looking person. Like horrible outfit...really fat..watever. Thats wat i thought this post was referring to lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 12:53am
  • We do that when we get a hot chick at our school she walked in and I yelled DIBS!! haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:11pm
  • 3:54 a whore might have been hot before they became a whore....but not post-whore...thats just not sexy at ALL!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:48pm
  • COCKPUNCH

    Submitted by lolgasm4u on Mar 11, 10 at 9:17pm
  • Still one of my fav txt

    Submitted by sunnybabe101 on Jun 2, 10 at 11:24pm
  • FUCKIN AWSOME!

    Submitted by RAGZ on May 2, 10 at 6:42pm
  • Bull shit u wish mother ugly fucker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 11:17pm
  • If that was a guy and it happened in Worcester, I am sorry that might have been me haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:04pm
  • Don't know how this is the top all time nite...everyone knows your a fat, ugly, fucker!

    Submitted by biffmclargehuge1 on May 10, 10 at 2:02am
  • Props

    Submitted by alexisbranham on Apr 11, 10 at 8:47am
  • 774 is chicago:) hooooooooooooooooooome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 8:32pm
  • Haha we play 'dibs' all the time!!! not in reference to someone bein a whore though.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:12pm
  • Oh my bad that was me...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 10:34pm
  • hot not whore

    Submitted by woe on Mar 7, 10 at 8:10pm
  • Wow...props for being so pretty that ppl have to call dibs on u

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 5:48pm
  • First, the girl that posted this must be insecure and wants everyone to think she's hot. A hot girl would not post this. Second, all the repliers with negative responses (women) are too stupid to realize my first point and are just jealous.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 10:34pm
    • "a hot girl would not post this"..... maybe the person who posted this was the person who RECIEVED the text.... i know i never post texts that i send... thatd stupid

      Submitted by lighterup on Oct 19, 10 at 4:16pm
  • Anthony Shaka is that you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:11pm
  • Isn't 774 marlborough or somewhere in the general massachusetts area...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 9:35am
  • everytime i see a hot girl you gotta call dibs to your boys let them know you get first go arounds on trying to beat that night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:52pm
  • This is now my dream.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:10am
  • Hahaha I love those moments

    Submitted by samantha_jayne13 on Sep 28, 10 at 10:27pm
  • Hehehe

    Submitted by TJP on Apr 29, 10 at 3:55pm
  • I think that was me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 2:29pm
  • Wow MA lol where r u?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 10:20am
  • Atta girl!!

    Submitted by sen10r on Apr 12, 10 at 9:46pm
  • do you look like a chocolatey delight

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 9:14pm
  • That happened to me once at a party. He didn't get dibs but were buddies now. lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:35pm
  • Penis

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 10 at 11:15pm
  • Dfwstangs.. Post tits or gtfo

    Submitted by matt6951 on May 9, 10 at 5:11pm
  • Hahaha love that game.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 7:53pm
  • that might be a bad thing... dibs can be played either way. just a heads-up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 1:12am
  • Hahahahahahaha!!! Thats amazing!!

    Submitted by Steve175 on Jun 4, 10 at 12:35pm
  • I want to do it with you now.

    Submitted by SLane42 on Jul 1, 10 at 5:03pm
  • Haha. That's gotta make u feel pretty good about urself.

    Submitted by pajina101 on Jul 11, 10 at 1:51am
  • That's happened to me before

    Submitted by ohbabyy on Jun 1, 10 at 2:45am
  • you can change that, 12:47... obviously

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:34am
  • hahahaha that is so trashy. And that made you feel good?

    Submitted by le_spark on Apr 2, 10 at 2:25pm
  • 8:12 , i just texted that girl...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 9:13am
  • some chick walked into a bar last night and i yelled out, "DIBS!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:10am
  • Perhaps you were carrying dibs ice cream

    Submitted by denverdezjr on Jul 14, 10 at 9:24pm
  • this isn't that funny, why is it top?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 10 at 9:05pm
  • sounds like something i would do :D

    Submitted by jazu on Jan 17, 10 at 4:13pm
  • Y messenger: Jackinsally

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 1, 10 at 3:53am
  • My friends and I call Dibbs on "hotties" though not to be mistaken with actual hotties

    Submitted by charlo on Jul 9, 10 at 2:28am
  • lol I guess this was a frat party

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 1:23am
  • This is so funny

    Submitted by unclebert on Aug 15, 10 at 4:13pm
  • Fantastic!!

    Submitted by AdamBanks on Aug 9, 10 at 12:02am
  • The way we play dibs as when u see the ugliest guy or girl u call dibs. So I think this might b a terible night

    Submitted by maddie9 on May 15, 10 at 1:06am
  • lol I swear me and my friends do that all the time

    Submitted by teets215 on Oct 6, 10 at 11:34pm
  • Gary

    Submitted by patsullivan on Mar 11, 10 at 6:00pm
  • That's a good thing --The Admiral

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 11:25am
  • That was me

    Submitted by adah on Feb 25, 11 at 3:14pm
  • this could be very good or very bad

    Submitted by Zowada on May 11, 10 at 10:30pm
  • Very sexy

    Submitted by GoodLuckImWhite on Feb 13, 11 at 12:36am
  • Lol @12:03 fail but funny

    Submitted by a_nony_mus on Apr 1, 10 at 12:02am
  • 10:34 And if the person who received the text posted it, the girl is still insecure and not hot?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 1:09am
  • Ahah whore

    Submitted by sparkeyyy on Jun 24, 10 at 8:36am
  • If ur fukin hot, u might as well be a whore

    Submitted by zwuang on Jun 7, 10 at 12:07pm
  • Best. Post. Ever.

    Submitted by Yobuttcheek on May 14, 10 at 10:23pm
  • We call dibs on ugly people...

    Submitted by captainlinsey on Aug 27, 10 at 10:14am
  • I second that.

    Submitted by 147man on Feb 8, 11 at 10:55pm
  • Why is this still top

    Submitted by superbassman on May 23, 10 at 6:22pm
  • Hawt :D

    Submitted by FlamingKittens on Apr 6, 10 at 4:37pm
  • You must be a whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 20, 10 at 1:55am
  • I'd tap that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 18, 10 at 12:19pm
  • Fraternity not frat. You wouldn't call your country a cunt. 1:23

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:34pm
  • hahahahhahaha LOVE THIS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:43pm
  • Same thing happened to me

    Submitted by baseball2010 on Sep 28, 10 at 8:15pm
  • Haha I've totally had that happen. It's akward...

    Submitted by loverbutt on Apr 18, 10 at 12:00pm
  • i was at a party and a girl was talking about how she swallowed and I called dibs, too bad i passed out within 5 minutes of saying that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:36am
  • lucky fucker im green with envy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 3:59am
  • Lucky u have a girl that hot

    Submitted by USARMY on Sep 21, 10 at 8:14am
  • Never gonna give you up!\nNever gonna let you down!

    Submitted by iReplyInLyrics on Jun 25, 10 at 12:06am
  • Everyone IN a fraternity call it a FRATERNITY..you obviously aren't in a fraternity

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 11:37am
  • I thought it was "everyone"?

    Submitted by xXLelaXx on Jul 5, 10 at 8:56am
  • In soviet russia party walks into you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 12:58pm
  • Depends on what kind of party. Chances are, they were probably lying. Hot girls are a dime a dozen where I'm from. If not you, I'll just fuck your friend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:05pm
  • Well aren't you a special little shit!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 11:00am
  • Best game ever hahahahhahha sucks for you

    Submitted by Gimme on Aug 8, 10 at 3:50pm
  • Dude this has been on top nights\nAll time 4 EVER!!

    Submitted by phelpzy on May 26, 10 at 11:54pm
  • Texxt this numberrr :) two six zero. 582. One one nine three

    Submitted by notknown on Jul 29, 10 at 4:46pm
  • LMAOF

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 12:02am
  • Screw you 438.....don't say downs...it's really mean and u never know who's family members has downs syndrome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 12:16am
  • Must have been a fun a party!

    Submitted by jayboogie on Jul 31, 10 at 11:19am
  • drunk skank of the party or the hot ass drunk virgin?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 5:04pm
  • Sorry about that, I was a little drunk. Ummm, Do I still have dibs? Anonymous, the next time you feel like speak for me, i hope you decide to toss yourself off a bridge instead. Let me guess why you choose Anonymous. Too many restraining orders? Do you drive a van full of candy with no windows? I got it! You're so fugly that no one will come near you. So you resort to trollin around online calling people whores to make yourself feel better about being 35 yrs old and still living in your mom's basem

    Submitted by YoullDo on Jul 3, 10 at 9:54am
  • Fuck me?

    Submitted by likebigvah on Feb 1, 11 at 10:48pm
  • my friends and i call dibs on diffrent hott guys at the bar and sometimes really ugly ones just to make fun of them so i guess it goes either way but it either way it makes people laugh..def doesnt make anyone a whore though so thats just kind of messed up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 3:01am
  • Lmao

    Submitted by mike78 on Apr 11, 10 at 2:12pm
  • I'm sorry but that so fucking funny lol :):)

    Submitted by lischeer06 on Mar 2, 10 at 11:19pm
  • That happened to me once when I got in line for the bathroom. My boyfriend was already in line. He was not the one who called dibs. :-/

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 9:50pm
  • Lucky son of a bitch...

    Submitted by kerstens on Jul 2, 10 at 1:09am
  • First yessssssssssss!!!!

    Submitted by FlamingKittens on Apr 13, 10 at 5:36pm
  • I lost the game

    Submitted by the_game on Sep 14, 10 at 12:43am
  • If people automatically want to call dibs on a person (obviously a "she") when waling in a room, then I'd say that's one in the "win" column of life. It's not be politically correct or even nice, but it is nature's way of sorting out the hotness. Anyone with negative comments is either a chick that is jealous or a guy that knows he can't call dibs.

    Submitted by FistedSister on May 21, 10 at 2:00am
  • Big dicks do get dibs!

    Submitted by KELLIS on Mar 4, 10 at 6:19am
  • That always happensls to me. My screen name is jennalovessexbj

    Submitted by jennalovrssexbj on May 19, 10 at 6:22pm
  • Lol that's what happened to me

    Submitted by SlingMingFee on Mar 13, 10 at 5:05pm
  • In most of my experiences when one of my friends yell dibs, it's because we've found the most hideous person possible. Hope it wasn't one of my friends at that party.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:28am
  • Your sexy thang lmao

    Submitted by fastlife on Sep 1, 10 at 6:00am
  • Hahaha hairy squirrel penis. Fuck yeah lets do it in the butt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 10 at 11:11pm
  • Haha wow

    Submitted by thooties on Mar 13, 10 at 4:47pm
  • I understand... I was "shotgunned"..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:13am
  • 10:34... Shut the fuck up. I've never heard anyone go out of their way to say "fraternity" instead of "frat". In fact, don't just shut the fuck up, kill yourself. That's right, you should kill yourself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 3:34am
  • Why does everyone like this so much?

    Submitted by lmarshall33 on Jan 1, 12 at 4:09am
  • Whores can be hotties, hotties can be whores... Who cares? This is one of my fav tflns :)

    Submitted by radicalias on Feb 4, 11 at 1:36pm
  • Hillbilly Joe, is that you? Haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:23pm
  • Wow really? Payton manning and a dolphin??

    Submitted by gony2 on Jul 26, 10 at 1:57am
  • You guys are rude! Damn.. I bet your pretty(:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:19am
  • Gotta love mass lol I call dibs at URI parties

    Submitted by tunez33 on Jul 30, 10 at 11:24pm
  • Teehee

    Submitted by rico911 on Jul 13, 10 at 3:07pm
  • You must be pretty damnn hottt then.

    Submitted by missjordynx3 on Jun 28, 10 at 11:47am
  • Thats a compliment..

    Submitted by alexballer09 on May 7, 10 at 10:51pm
  • 3:49 YOU SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF MY

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 12:31am
  • I so called dibs

    Submitted by adah on Jan 7, 11 at 9:42pm
  • Awesome

    Submitted by deines on Oct 31, 10 at 3:46am
  • Ummm what party??

    Submitted by stuffler on Feb 25, 11 at 2:17am
  • This is #1 all time lyk all the time haha nutin ever takes its spot

    Submitted by phelpzy on Jun 6, 10 at 11:14pm
  • Send pics to three two five - two zero one - two five three nine

    Submitted by IamTomHanks on May 6, 10 at 6:14pm
  • yeahh totally happened to me at a frat.

    Submitted by tealrose18 on Feb 14, 11 at 7:53pm
  • Who wants toast?

    Submitted by yourtoaster on Sep 8, 10 at 10:39pm
  • five.oh.eight.three.six.four.six.six.seven.zero\nthats this really dumb kids number\nspam him like youve never spammed before

    Submitted by isgucci on May 2, 10 at 9:29am
  • Happened to meee

    Submitted by dermmmm on Apr 13, 10 at 1:12pm
  • Hell yeeee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 10:26pm
  • You must be hot

    Submitted by mrtyson on Sep 21, 10 at 9:51pm
  • these pretzels are making me Firsty!

    Submitted by firsty on Jul 14, 10 at 10:06pm
  • I hope your female or you walked into the wrong party! Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 12:53pm
  • That Is awesomeeeee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 8:19pm
  • That was one of funniest I've ever saw

    Submitted by luke500000 on Sep 25, 10 at 7:52pm
  • Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin

    Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 20, 10 at 2:31pm
  • Hahaha

    Submitted by murphay on Oct 5, 10 at 5:14pm
  • you must be really fucken hot then

    Submitted by bigchadwsu2014 on Nov 3, 10 at 7:47pm
  • if she was sober enough to text that clearly i doubt she was drunk, i bet she just got there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 6:15pm
  • Fuck tard!!!!

    Submitted by fucktard69 on Mar 24, 11 at 11:46am
  • this tfln = ftw

    Submitted by kittycanflyy on Mar 23, 10 at 3:57pm
  • i hate when that happens!

    Submitted by tbsimmons91 on Sep 12, 10 at 10:11pm
  • Ok that's some scary shit dude! Either you are a slut or everyone sees or knows you as a slut or there are rapist floating about.

    Submitted by GoldenMe on Jan 26, 10 at 1:11pm
  • I love this one.

    Submitted by chnowlin on Apr 6, 11 at 3:33pm
  • Last

    Submitted by AlexAndHer on Aug 24, 10 at 12:11am
  • Guys do that to me 24 7

    Submitted by gymnast on Jul 25, 10 at 1:54pm
  • Ha yeah she probablly is ugly me and my friends shout duds on ugly guys all the time. -Molly

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 4:13pm
  • I have a small penis

    Submitted by porno111 on Mar 15, 11 at 1:18am
  • Dibs is legit. "Every one knows about the international dibs protocol" every one I know is true to dibs. But you have 2 hours to at least make a move. Hell we had a buddy get pissed cuz one of called dibs and he knew they weren't gonna make a move. Haha he didn't wait 2 hours. He moved on. Good choice. First girl was a 7 second girl minimum 9. -117

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:05pm
  • im gonna shout that next time im at a party and a sexy doll walks in : )

    Submitted by madmorgie on May 27, 11 at 9:13pm
  • Lol samething happened to me

    Submitted by GeorgeWBush on Sep 26, 10 at 11:59pm
  • Gah... I bet that made u feel good!

    Submitted by LOgAn3194 on Feb 13, 11 at 11:00pm
  • Just because your hot doesn't mean your a whore.

    Submitted by jazzeh on Oct 7, 10 at 1:04am
  • Haha this happened to me a few nights ago at a bar.... I thought it was hilarious he didn't think he said it loud enough or me to hear.. Drunken whisper yell lol

    Submitted by jenna8106 on Nov 20, 10 at 9:38pm
  • At least that means ur hot

    Submitted by catrena on May 13, 10 at 4:13pm
  • Haha hilarious!

    Submitted by AdamBanks on Aug 9, 10 at 10:36am
  • That's how I got my bangin hot wife!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 4:03am
  • I'm a girl and I think this is a nice compliment. I'd probably bang him to.

    Submitted by howyoudoin on Feb 16, 11 at 6:30pm
  • how is this #1? Other texts have more thumbs up...\n\nhaha idk I'm blonde so I wouldn't know

    Submitted by mmoorrggaann on May 11, 10 at 8:12am
  • who ever said this was a girl that got called "dibs?" maybe it was a guy.... but you all say she is a whore...I'm banking on a guy...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 8:24am
  • Anyone notice that like all the best of all tome ones are looped

    Submitted by wtfomgbbq on Apr 22, 10 at 3:39pm
  • That could have been me or my brother, we always do that shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 2:45pm
  • yeah. dude from june 18th is right. Dibs is a game where you see an ugly person, say DIBS! and then you get the other people to look at the ugly person. whoever gets the most dibs by the end of the time, wins. sorry dude.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 6:11pm
  • Ohhh, if only this happened to me. Good times, good times.

    Submitted by jokoloman49 on Mar 17, 11 at 9:53pm
  • I just hope ur not a dude and walked into a room full of dudes

    Submitted by bri6khous3 on Jul 19, 10 at 8:38pm
  • Dude I wouldn't be too quick to feel flattered. I hung out with a group of guys in high school who used to call dibs on girls they thought were ugly as a joke...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 6:46pm
  • You must be hott

    Submitted by brrriiiii on Aug 4, 10 at 4:07pm
  • What's dibs :s

    Submitted by Jay1993 on Mar 12, 11 at 5:52am
  • Get it bitch!

    Submitted by lafavorite on Jan 26, 10 at 6:49am
  • Damn she must be hot

    Submitted by chizdropper1 on Jun 19, 11 at 9:03am
  • Tits

    Submitted by TwoStep on Jun 10, 10 at 12:14am
  • your ugly....and fat. tremendously fat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:39pm
  • Why the fuck did he yell dubs dude

    Submitted by samlaz on Jul 2, 11 at 10:36pm
  • 3:49 you are a CREEP. ahhaha that's awesome. unless they're playing the ugly game, then that just sucks...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 9:46pm
  • Haha so funny! Wait.......dibs ice cream?

    Submitted by SuppaFresh0912 on Dec 31, 10 at 5:13pm
  • YEAH CUZ YOUR SOOOOOOO HOTT.

    Submitted by Kbabyxo on Oct 3, 10 at 11:15pm
  • That's precious, hopefully the girl paid him back for such a compliment!

    Submitted by kristinicole12 on Jan 6, 11 at 11:12pm
  • I just laughed out loud for this one.

    Submitted by hearmerawrxp on Jul 29, 10 at 2:26pm
  • I was -so happy-till he grabbed the six pack out of my left hand and the doritos out of my right......

    Submitted by Girlbaby on Jun 8, 11 at 1:56am
  • 951.816.52ohfive giggity.

    Submitted by android69 on Aug 14, 10 at 11:00pm
  • Lol that's awesome

    Submitted by luvdaclarinet on Jul 4, 10 at 12:02pm
  • Just shows what how obvious guys are...take it as a compliment.

    Submitted by ChristineCat on Dec 30, 10 at 4:11pm
  • Who knows, she might be far and desperate

    Submitted by eyynery on Aug 10, 10 at 3:35am
  • that is the funniest thing i have ever heard

    Submitted by blaxarbush911 on Oct 15, 10 at 12:09am
  • Everyone knows the international dibs protocal! And the no-take-backs accord.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 11:27pm
  • Your brother?

    Submitted by nurseB on Oct 21, 10 at 10:46am
  • haha...i've done that...all day at the beach

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 3:31am
  • You'll have that

    Submitted by wolfottr007 on Mar 18, 12 at 11:26pm
  • u f**k ass hole

    Submitted by test4fun on Apr 2, 11 at 2:14am
  • Are u sure they were talking about u. Dont be so full of yourself.

    Submitted by yea_i_bmx on Oct 23, 10 at 3:22pm
  • she was like a faucet very one has had a turn!!!!

    Submitted by JAKAL on May 11, 10 at 12:30am
  • Yeah

    Submitted by 656 on Apr 8, 12 at 1:47pm
  • clearly .. this 'someone' wasn't claiming a temporary ownership on this person(op) or saying or letting them know 'hey u r hot' .. clearly they were trying to say get out and do not fucking disturb !?!? ..maybe.. now that's only a guess :0

    Submitted by shocked93 on Jun 26, 11 at 3:27pm
  • Nice

    Submitted by prometheus on Aug 17, 10 at 2:25am
  • Hahahahaha ahmazinggggg My goal in life:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 1:14am
  • Best one evah

    Submitted by ninjaman181 on Sep 30, 10 at 11:30pm
  • When she says part she actually means kitchen

    Submitted by poophead on Oct 13, 10 at 2:41pm
  • Confidence Boost....?

    Submitted by Golden_1 on Dec 20, 11 at 3:50am
  • This is awesome.

    Submitted by JoeyBats on Aug 8, 11 at 2:21am
  • Fuck off and die

    Submitted by theman182 on Apr 3, 11 at 5:14pm
  • I've only heard people say "dibs" when someone is really hot. Unless they're joking and saying it to be offensive to a really ugly person, which I've also heard. My guess is, the girl was really hot. And I'm a woman.

    Submitted by wherearewe on Apr 11, 11 at 1:26am
  • Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?

    Submitted by wtfwjd on Jul 20, 10 at 6:38pm
  • i agree with 6:46. my friends say "dibs!" to hot guys and funny things. could be either, or could be they weren't even talking about you. or they really liked you. who knows?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:18am
  • how is this the best night? its not even all that funny..

    Submitted by Spelling_Nazi on Aug 13, 10 at 9:50pm
  • that never happens to me :(

    Submitted by franklinpeanut on May 3, 10 at 12:18am
  • hahahehehihihuhuhoho

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 6:01pm
  • HAHAHAHAHAHA. oh happy day!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:48am
  • I think that was me! Jk

    Submitted by soccer10186 on May 15, 11 at 6:44pm
  • I did that to my bf and he tryed to strangle me

    Submitted by LuciferLover on Jun 29, 11 at 11:03pm
  • Anonymous blows

    Submitted by Connor22 on Feb 28, 11 at 11:29pm
  • Ask me anything: http://www.formspring.me/ALSongsLover11

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 12:34am
  • It could have been an awesome joke if the OP is a fucking sea beast! I have called dibs on the fat girl and shit was real funny...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 11:22am
  • Usually when my friends call dibs we think you're ugly.

    Submitted by Kyleebabee on Jan 3, 11 at 11:44pm
  • this isn't even funny what the fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 12 at 4:29am
  • O ya ur so cool.

    Submitted by legitsky on Mar 7, 11 at 9:33pm
  • I tried that once...the girl then got real close and said "what'd you say" I said "were fucking tonight"...her boyfriend beat the shit out of me 5 seconds later... but later that night I got some..found out the next day it was that girls sister..

    Submitted by 814eriePa on Sep 25, 11 at 2:02pm
  • Funny as hell!

    Submitted by Donnyboy46290 on Sep 5, 11 at 11:32pm
  • Touchdown?

    Submitted by hilltopper on Feb 2, 12 at 1:50pm
  • My daily life ;)

    Submitted by leave_it_2_me on Jul 15, 11 at 2:14am
  • just cause someone yelled dibs it doesnt make you a whore it just means your damn fine

    Submitted by Big_boy on May 29, 11 at 5:37pm
  • Ahhhh refeshing! Ha!

    Submitted by funnyhunny on Dec 12, 10 at 9:24pm
  • Thats awesome

    Submitted by meganizer on Nov 15, 10 at 2:57pm
  • Girl: Hot Boy: Big dick One of these had to be for someone to do that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 3:25am
  • Hell yea.

    Submitted by strudes24 on Sep 3, 11 at 1:12am
  • Lucky you ;)

    Submitted by shellyavner on May 15, 10 at 1:03pm
  • I am a known Dibs Breaker. Just sayin

    Submitted by MasonDixonChamp on Sep 3, 11 at 9:43pm
  • yagga

    Submitted by double0six on May 9, 11 at 7:41pm
  • dammit! these fish sticks are hard as tits!

    Submitted by jdilla on Aug 13, 10 at 5:18pm
  • What an ego booster!

    Submitted by tigerpaw on Jun 3, 10 at 10:34am
  • I wish this happened to me..I'm too ugly I guess :(

    Submitted by JLM98 on Jun 22, 12 at 3:32pm
  • Lmao yes!

    Submitted by bossetteladyxo on Jan 12, 11 at 4:14am
  • let's just hope its not the fattest guy in there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 6:21pm
  • they wanted ice cream, duh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 23, 11 at 9:04am
  • It's danni Goldman..

    Submitted by bjaminable on Oct 1, 10 at 12:42am
  • I mean, i get that all the time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:39am
  • Winning moment #103. got to love drunk chicks

    Submitted by swimwear on Aug 13, 11 at 1:25am
  • Classic

    Submitted by Wgmcsc on Jun 7, 11 at 2:32am
  • Bahahaha that's power

    Submitted by betch321 on Aug 31, 10 at 4:21am
  • Happens to me all th time

    Submitted by cat_man on Jun 2, 10 at 6:36pm
  • Lmfao. I hella laugh when I read this

    Submitted by oznbts559 on Jun 4, 11 at 3:42am
  • Follow MrSuccessFool on twitter...he's funny as hell

    Submitted by letslaugh on Dec 28, 10 at 5:17am
  • Ugly girl walks in and everyone yells "not it!"

    Submitted by ninjaman181 on Feb 6, 11 at 3:14pm
  • Love at first sight. So sweet

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:50pm
  • I love calling " dibs" on my prospects! Oh, and yes I am a whore lol

    Submitted by TotalCHANT on May 3, 11 at 5:31pm
  • Nice

    Submitted by Bmimus on Apr 2, 11 at 12:43pm
  • clearly this 'someone' was not stating ownership on this person for the night or stating they were hot !! clearly this 'someone' was saying ...in a polite manor.. of course .. ' this room is ocupado ..get out and do not fucking disturb '..maybe i mean ..it's just a thought .. :0

    Submitted by shocked93 on Jun 26, 11 at 3:39pm
  • WIN!

    Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Sep 8, 10 at 2:39am
  • Fuck you just kidding bra dibs\n what the fuck is that shit hole saying

    Submitted by samlaz on Jul 2, 11 at 10:39pm
  • I want a chick like this haha give em a mexican supriseXD

    Submitted by jenevoldsen1997 on Sep 18, 11 at 2:50pm
  • Lmfao , in that case what do u look like lol

    Submitted by Infamous_Genie on Jun 1, 11 at 6:32pm
  • Dibs!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by yoyoabc on Feb 8, 11 at 6:21pm
  • Nice !!

    Submitted by FHS on Oct 25, 10 at 11:09pm
  • Who says this is a boy or a girl

    Submitted by beastguy8 on Aug 30, 11 at 1:26pm
  • What fucker yelled dubs

    Submitted by samlaz on Jul 2, 11 at 10:35pm
  • Dibs is just like shotgun. You gotta respect that shit.

    Submitted by laurenlovex on Oct 20, 10 at 3:31pm
  • Hahaha that is the shit

    Submitted by huggerhuh on Jul 9, 11 at 12:43am
  • LMAO called it!!!

    Submitted by gunnerrp4 on Mar 30, 11 at 1:29am
  • While they're calling dibs, I'm bringing her a drink

    Submitted by Fumbls on Nov 23, 11 at 8:20pm
  • I'll do lines off her forehead, while I'm in her up to my nuts.

    Submitted by am321 on Oct 18, 10 at 3:26am
  • My brother and I were at a wedding... He called "dibs" when the bride walked in... It was awkward

    Submitted by invisible21paint on Oct 9, 11 at 5:09pm
  • My friends and I do that, but we call dibs on the fattest ugliest chick we see. At the end of the night the winner is the one who found the nastiest chick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 9:45pm
  • First

    Submitted by thegreatjambino on Apr 6, 10 at 4:28pm
  • Whenever this happens to me its always one of the ugly guy

    Submitted by jcbaby24 on Oct 4, 11 at 2:33pm
  • Bigblackpenisisgonnagetinyou

    Submitted by bandandamandan on Feb 25, 11 at 6:59pm
  • I'm going w, it was some one walking in w really delicious ice cream treats

    Submitted by mehmehxxx on Jan 17, 11 at 10:24am
  • I wouldn't take that as a good thing. \nI know A LOT of people that play a game called "dibs"\nAnd when they see super ugly people or really fat people.\nThey yell dibs...

    Submitted by BrookeAshleyx on Jul 12, 11 at 11:44pm
  • Best text from the BEST part of pennslyvania (:

    Submitted by bunny420 on May 20, 11 at 9:27pm
  • illovehotsouce:u are funny

    Submitted by mari10 on Apr 25, 11 at 1:58pm
  • Hah. I've had that happen and been the person saying dubs before. Good times.

    Submitted by randomplaything on Apr 12, 11 at 5:33am
  • Love it!

    Submitted by bree1234 on Oct 10, 10 at 2:37pm
  • What Should I Do The First Time I Have Sex??

    Submitted by Raguay32 on Feb 3, 11 at 2:17am
  • Congrats. You got objectified.

    Submitted by FCBcule on Sep 25, 11 at 2:37am
  • This Text sucks so bad not even funny

    Submitted by littlegreenman on Aug 30, 10 at 10:00pm
  • Anybody notice that most of the comments are made by Anonymous? I wanted that name!

    Submitted by green13 on Oct 27, 12 at 7:12pm
  • 774? Thought this happen in Madison..608!

    Submitted by levilincolnjr on Aug 8, 11 at 5:31am
  • HA! that's awesome! I did that all night at a bachelor party once............. come to think of it, I went home alone. Something is wrong with me.

    Submitted by pestario13 on Apr 11, 12 at 9:31am
  • this shit actually happens...just sayin

    Submitted by cowgirl_yuhyuh on Oct 18, 11 at 2:06pm
  • You know with the effort you've spent arguing about this text, you could've ended world hunger or solved the gas crisis? Really people.

    Submitted by falon142012 on Jun 11, 11 at 1:13pm
  • Obviously you must have been carrying dibs.

    Submitted by toshaama on Feb 1, 12 at 10:05pm
  • Hahaha! I wish,usually at a party people yell "your turn"

    Submitted by Golden_1 on Jan 4, 12 at 10:15am
  • check knowniac.com

    Submitted by inix3000 on Jan 29, 12 at 11:44am
  • Am the king of dibs and yes it's a good ice breaker on chics!!!

    Submitted by MrBitches1 on Jan 10, 12 at 4:00pm
  • Lol what a nice slogan for my peeper

    Submitted by spidershady on Jun 2, 11 at 6:36pm
  • BadMitch always has dibs, http://badmitch.com/

    Submitted by badmitch on May 25, 11 at 2:56pm
  • @cmims123 i feel like were voting "ayy"

    Submitted by hiddenTIGERATTCK on Mar 20, 11 at 5:16am
  • you should feel good about yourself lol

    Submitted by awesomesolange on May 14, 11 at 1:28pm
  • http://textsfrommystalker.blogspot.com/

    Submitted by TFMS on Feb 24, 12 at 1:08am
  • Had to double check the area code. My boy Rama and I used to do this

    Submitted by 0ezthepez0 on Jun 22, 11 at 3:22pm
  • Epic.

    Submitted by OMGBLACKPOWER on Jan 31, 11 at 12:47am
  • Dtyhiuhhf

    Submitted by an0nymou5 on Oct 30, 11 at 6:56pm
  • This is stupid, how is it the top post of all time???

    Submitted by clownbaby1491 on Sep 3, 12 at 2:54pm
  • I HATE BLACK PEOPLE

    Submitted by mrundrcvrmlkman on Mar 18, 12 at 2:50pm
  • That just have felt good lol

    Submitted by chnowlin on May 31, 11 at 8:24pm
  • I once walked into a club and someone yelled "nigga"

    Submitted by invisibleblakman on May 17, 11 at 6:03pm
  • America!

    Submitted by T_Maverick on Apr 28, 13 at 9:09am
  • Well what ur number I'll find out if it's legit

    Submitted by ilikecake745 on Sep 25, 12 at 8:06pm
  • i yell dibs on men all the time

    Submitted by tealrose18 on Apr 12, 11 at 11:41pm
  • I want your boobs or dick too!!

    Submitted by kimberly365 on Jun 20, 12 at 11:03am
  • Story of my of my life, haha

    Submitted by jlennon on Jun 16, 10 at 9:28pm
  • For the love of God, and all that is holy, MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!

    Submitted by P00P00 on Jul 25, 12 at 6:18pm
  • haha for real, I wish this happened to me

    Submitted by Maybaby93 on Nov 14, 13 at 9:31pm
  • Wow.

    Submitted by breezy8711 on Jan 14, 12 at 10:16am
  • Happens to me all the time!! Lol

    Submitted by bestmomever6969 on Jan 23, 13 at 11:25pm
  • Yeah I was the guy lmao

    Submitted by Spencer22 on Jan 16, 12 at 12:01am
  • Awesome.

    Submitted by T_Maverick on Apr 28, 13 at 9:08am
  • Since I saw this comment like a few years ago I always call dibs!!! Fucking brilliant.

    Submitted by Msyler28 on Aug 16, 12 at 7:43am
  • One of my all time favorites!

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