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  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:53pm

    Ha, what an ego boost. Wish that happened to me more often. Or you know, ever, lol.

    • Submitted by ilovehotsauce on Mar 18, 11 at 10:27pm

      Maybe it was this guy ... http://thereisaspecialplaceinhell.com/places/view/59

    • Submitted by beezybaby on Oct 1, 11 at 11:38am

      happens to me all the time...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 9:14am

    thank you 12:30. just cuz someone called dibs doesnt mean he/she is a whore...it could also mean they are hot as fuck...

    • Submitted by OOimblackOO on Nov 15, 10 at 1:17am

      Or they're black

    • Submitted by xmxuffins on Dec 5, 11 at 12:41am

      or their hot and black

      • Submitted by Murdock on Dec 22, 11 at 5:37pm

        or they're white who would call dibbs on a black gurl??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 10:07pm

    I think it is safe to say that the world sees you as a whore.

    • Submitted by greenbumho on Mar 9, 10 at 4:20pm

      http://girlonthetoilet.tumblr.com/

    • Submitted by xoxoswtmaryxoxo on Jun 3, 10 at 1:50am

      Or a total hottie

    • Submitted by ReesFarrington on Nov 27, 10 at 5:03am

      Don't complain because she's gettin' some ass. Takes skill.

      • Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Feb 24, 11 at 3:12pm

        yeah. walking into a room does take skill

      • Submitted by Joe037 on May 24, 11 at 1:00am

        Lol, they belong on this site... peoplearejustdumb.com

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 4:40pm

    LOL - Women are so quick to Judge.. Is it because you are not secure with yourself you have to put another woman down?? I would say you are the Whore!!! Go get a Friggn Life.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 12:30am

    nooope it's probably that he/she is bangin. assholes

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 11:41am

    hahaha talk about an ice breaker!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 1:34am

    I called dibs on a boy once at a party. Maybe it's different for girls.

    • Submitted by WEAZEL1201 on May 3, 10 at 9:13pm

      then tell all your friends to start callin dibs and lets make life better

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 10:17pm

    man whoever posts the mean ones must be some fat, ugly, jealous bitches:)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 5:49pm

    That's precious! Boys are so cute! Hopefully u fucked him for him basically calling u freaking sexy in front of everyone. That would have just been a good way to say thanks.

    • Submitted by I_Win on Feb 21, 10 at 6:04pm

      If I met a girl with an insight like this....I would marry her....

      • Submitted by totsmagoats10 on Sep 29, 10 at 3:03pm

        imma second that

        • Submitted by im_cheeky on Nov 4, 10 at 1:53am

          I'm gonna back up that second movement.

          • Submitted by cmims123 on Dec 1, 10 at 11:18pm

            Without a doubt!

            • Submitted by ponaxtw on Apr 18, 11 at 4:58pm

              Best logic ever.

      • 68 60
        Submitted by ThePubShow on Dec 16, 12 at 10:36pm

        Good call - marrying the chick thats bangs dudes as a "thank you".

    • 62 76
      Submitted by alimadrigal on Oct 19, 12 at 6:39pm

      Preach!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:53pm

    THAT IS SO FUCKING CUTE

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:00pm

    i did that to a guy at a party and we've been together for a year....the shit works lol!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:54pm

    i'm confused...a whore can't be hot?

    • Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 12, 11 at 5:37am

      Lmao...kind of a conundrum...if you are getting alot of guys you are obviously hot enough for them...so you are a whore....but men secretly, or not so secretly want whores...they want a women other men want...and of course dozens of notches in his belt to share with his friends "this one time, dude". Yup a complete conundrum. Boys are so cute throwing around "negative" words.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 10:57pm

    HAH @ 10:07. True, you definitely gave off the "easy pussy" vibe...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 7:24pm

    I'm not a fan of guys calling dibs. Some guy called it on my girlfriend. You can bet i was fucking pissed. And no she doesn't look like a whore. She's just really hot :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:35am

    I'm a girl and we call dibs loud all the time. 90 percent of the time we just do it to be funny, not because we're serious

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 3:30pm

    not a whore.... def cuz she's hot

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 10:10am

    HAHHAHAH I Know the kid who called dibs....yea....he fucked the girl

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 4:27am

    I really do hope that the person who said "dibs" said it because you're beautiful/handsome My friends and I do it to make fun of the ugly people ....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 2:39pm

    i no longer play dibs with my friends since they dont respect the rules. haha. dibs is what separates us from the animals.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 4:38am

    Yes! hahaha I do that all the time. although mostly as a joke, in front of ugly girls. are you ugly? I also say downs, either or depending on how the mood strikes me

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 8:13pm

    They call 'em like they see 'em!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 24, 10 at 1:10am

    I don't get how this is funny...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 9:44pm

    Lint licker

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 4:35pm

    Im sure they yelled "Debz"....Your'll look the same and she was at that same party....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 12:25pm

    I'd like to be that girl.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:00am

    Sweet! I can identify with you. My personal favorite was when I walked into a party and someone said, "Who invited the skinny chic?" That was great to hear after spending the prior year losing 20 pounds.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 8:40pm

    My personal belief is that if somebody near me violates my call of dibs, that gives me an open invitation to kick him in the balls.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 8:35am

    fml, can this happen to me?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 11:32pm

    I've done that before my friend who actually had a huge crush on her wasn't pleased and no one aknowledged my dibs because i was too high to claim it anyways

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 10:27pm

    Damn 1734 thumbs downs. How could you thumbs down this

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 11:28pm

    It's funny, as a chick, I should prolly bitch ya out for this, but instead I applaud you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 12:03am

    It's called a "fraternity," not a "frat". you wouldn't call your "country" a "cunt"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 3:08am

    Haha gotta start doin this

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 8:05pm

    OP isn't a whore, she's just a hottie. All you other girls are jealous of her. I've got a friend who gets this all the time, its def becasue she's bangin. And I'm not jealous, it think its sweet I've got hot friends.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 7:51pm

    I love Rolemodels! "sexy like a chocolate strawberry"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:33pm

    your probably really not that hott. dont flatter your self

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 1:22pm

    I would think a guy posted this...it's not really something a girl would brag about.

  • Submitted by Dylan123456789 on Mar 31, 11 at 10:24pm

    Isn't dibs a kind of ice cream???

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 3:27am

    I like to have sex with cats on Tuesdays.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 9:40pm

    Guessing 3:05 is an ugly dyke?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 10:20am

    Wow MA lol where r u?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:43pm

    haha Called dibs, was it a coke and chip party in mom and dads basement lol

  • Submitted by BigManoncampus on Mar 1, 10 at 1:10pm

    hahaha, i know a kid that did this to a girl and she slapped him

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 9:06pm

    It's a good one. Have ur moment

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:34pm

    dont flatter yourself your probably not that hott

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 1:34pm

    12:25...why would you like to be that girl? so you could get the train ran on you that night?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 4:39am

    if someone called dibs on me, if she's a 1 (binary scale) it;s on lol.e

  • Submitted by lips2ass4now on Apr 15, 10 at 9:10pm

    That's better than me and I thought goin to bed wit one wakin up wit two was dope.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:05am

    this means ur ugly for sure

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 3:00am

    psssssst, vodka is that you??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 11:50am

    Maybe she's not a whore...and maybe she's not pretty... maybe they were just making fun of her? HA

  • Submitted by nataliaxx on Sep 23, 10 at 12:16am

    This is funny, but defintely not Best Night Ever worthy. Lol. Sorryy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 4:11pm

    We do that when we get a hot chick at our school she walked in and I yelled DIBS!! haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 10:35pm

    Sweet. If only that happened to me.... Sigh

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:21pm

    hahaha I do this a lot, where was this at?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:43pm

    hahahahhahaha LOVE THIS

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:32pm

    At least they like you

  • Submitted by simplysanders14 on Mar 5, 10 at 12:48pm

    Lmfao!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 2:29pm

    I think that was me

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:47am

    God I wish I was single...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 1:19am

    You guys are rude! Damn.. I bet your pretty(:

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:27pm

    I look at it as "Hey, I got choices"!! LOL!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:35pm

    That happened to me once at a party. He didn't get dibs but were buddies now. lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 7:50pm

    yeah me and my friends always yell dibs to uglies. and 774 is my area code bahahhahaha

  • Submitted by Steve175 on Jun 4, 10 at 12:35pm

    Hahahahahahaha!!! Thats amazing!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 12:55pm

    Niiiiiice. That would be a fucking awesome night. I'd have laughed my ass off.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 3:01am

    Chubby chaser :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 8:16pm

    Wow really? Give your number out on tfln? And more than once... Apparently somebody needs to get laid...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:46pm

    If you live in Plymouth, that might have been me, =/

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:10am

    This is now my dream.

  • Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 25, 10 at 6:40pm

    Rule EP1C: If you are ever "dibbed" upon enterance to any facility, congrats, you are now EPIC. This puts you above the rules.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 11:49am

    Who gives a fuck if someone yelled dibs you slut

  • Submitted by doucher13 on Jun 13, 10 at 8:13pm

    That is awsome

  • Submitted by NatyBAMF on Mar 21, 10 at 12:24am

    This didn't even make me giglgle?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 12:58pm

    In soviet russia party walks into you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 5:10pm

    Hope ya got some ;)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 4:48am

    prob' cuz they knew you're a sleeezz

  • Submitted by missmary on Jan 11, 10 at 7:59pm

    My friends and I always call dibs on hideous people as a joke...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 3:59am

    lucky fucker im green with envy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 12:53am

    I know of a game they play in jersey where you yell dibs whenever you see an absolutely horrendous looking person. Like horrible outfit...really fat..watever. Thats wat i thought this post was referring to lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 11:55pm

    i'm glad that so many people have been like "that may have been me........". i wanna play DIBS that sounds fun but it also reminds me of that food thing..FML

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 8:32pm

    774 is chicago:) hooooooooooooooooooome.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:15pm

    now you know how it feels to be me.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 3:08am

    I hate "frat" douche bags " ooo u wouldn't call ur country a cunt" no shit bc that's fucking stupid but no one cares about frats so we'll call um what ever the hell we want

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:13am

    I understand... I was "shotgunned"..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 3:29am

    other binary scale users..nice

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 5:48pm

    Wow...props for being so pretty that ppl have to call dibs on u

  • Submitted by jazu on Jan 17, 10 at 4:13pm

    sounds like something i would do :D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 2:45pm

    That could have been me or my brother, we always do that shit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 9:14pm

    do you look like a chocolatey delight

  • Submitted by tideman22 on Sep 14, 10 at 12:32am

    Awesome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 12:46am

    Sexxy. I'm in bed with Megan fox right now. So excuse me... I gotta get her done.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:48am

    HAHAHAHAHAHA. oh happy day!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 12:24pm

    @4:39....Binary scale = brilliant! ;)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 9:50pm

    That happened to me once when I got in line for the bathroom. My boyfriend was already in line. He was not the one who called dibs. :-/

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:48pm

    3:54 a whore might have been hot before they became a whore....but not post-whore...thats just not sexy at ALL!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 10 at 3:07pm

    You must be Ke$Ha, "and the party don't start til I walk in..."

  • Submitted by UniKid14 on Jun 1, 10 at 1:58am

    Epic...

  • Submitted by raaaaay on Apr 19, 10 at 12:17am

    Fukin awesome

  • Submitted by lordwar on Mar 12, 10 at 11:14pm

    This really isnt that funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:31pm

    fuk them all girl. there just jelouse cuz when they walk into parties all the guys be like "shotty not "

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 1:59am

    First off anyone who's anyone that attends a university calls it a FRAT duh and when my friends yell dibs on someone it's bc they r ugly and it's a joke baha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 5:10am

    some chick walked into a bar last night and i yelled out, "DIBS!"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:52pm

    everytime i see a hot girl you gotta call dibs to your boys let them know you get first go arounds on trying to beat that night

  • Submitted by SilkyJohnson on Jul 6, 10 at 11:34pm

    so did you give it up? he called dibs is only fair. manlaw

  • Submitted by ClaytonBigsby on May 7, 10 at 12:41am

    so did u fuck him?????

  • Submitted by BMX4LIFE on Mar 12, 10 at 3:59pm

    You must be pretty hott

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 10:26pm

    Hell yeeee

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 4:17pm

    ohhh sassyyy. (: hahha i got dibbs on the icecream, thats allll im talkin abouuut ! (: chocolate chippp cookie douuugh, yummm.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:12am

    and what jail cell was this?

  • Submitted by ifweevermeet on May 16, 10 at 10:17pm

    nice(:

  • Submitted by patsullivan on Mar 11, 10 at 6:00pm

    Gary

  • Submitted by mpk1414 on Apr 19, 10 at 11:41pm

    You feel proud don't you?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 6:07pm

    Happens to me all the time -haze-

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 9:35am

    Isn't 774 marlborough or somewhere in the general massachusetts area...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 7:52pm

    When my friends and I say 'dibs' it's because the person's really ugly.

  • Submitted by skeezer on Sep 26, 10 at 7:57pm

    It was Jeffrey Dahmer.

  • Submitted by crazyptownthug on Mar 31, 10 at 10:27pm

    Win M

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:17pm

    yup that happens to everyone

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 1:12am

    that might be a bad thing... dibs can be played either way. just a heads-up

  • Submitted by k8ydid on Jul 6, 10 at 3:08pm

    Yay!

  • Submitted by blahblahxblah on Jun 21, 10 at 2:46pm

    I bet you're one hot ass mofo!

  • Submitted by BigTex on May 5, 10 at 12:16am

    If ur gonna call "DIBS" you gotta stick ur finger in it!!!!\n\nGotta claim tha ho!!!

  • Submitted by Emdurio on Mar 31, 10 at 9:05pm

    Why is this the best tfln of all time??it's not even funny...not the least bit at all...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:34pm

    Fraternity not frat. You wouldn't call your country a cunt. 1:23

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 3:01am

    my friends and i call dibs on diffrent hott guys at the bar and sometimes really ugly ones just to make fun of them so i guess it goes either way but it either way it makes people laugh..def doesnt make anyone a whore though so thats just kind of messed up

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 10:34pm

    First, the girl that posted this must be insecure and wants everyone to think she's hot. A hot girl would not post this. Second, all the repliers with negative responses (women) are too stupid to realize my first point and are just jealous.

    • Submitted by lighterup on Oct 19, 10 at 4:16pm

      "a hot girl would not post this"..... maybe the person who posted this was the person who RECIEVED the text.... i know i never post texts that i send... thatd stupid

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 9:13am

    8:12 , i just texted that girl...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:18am

    np 9:14, i do what i caaan

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 20, 10 at 1:55am

    You must be a whore

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 8:55pm

    12:03 is a fucking idiot

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 6:01pm

    hahahehehihihuhuhoho

  • Submitted by CinnaPee on May 11, 10 at 4:06am

    Love it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 2:01am

    Lmao guys are so gross

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 1:09am

    10:34 And if the person who received the text posted it, the girl is still insecure and not hot?

  • Submitted by le_spark on Apr 2, 10 at 2:25pm

    hahahaha that is so trashy. And that made you feel good?

  • Submitted by lischeer06 on Mar 2, 10 at 11:19pm

    I'm sorry but that so fucking funny lol :):)

  • Submitted by kimberly365 on Sep 27, 11 at 10:24am

    Ha that funny

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:11pm

    Anthony Shaka is that you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 24, 10 at 11:57pm

    Fuckin hilarious!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 1:23pm

    haha, nicee. i'm sure they meant it in a good way. so did you get somee or what? (:

  • Submitted by shockerr on Mar 23, 10 at 10:21pm

    How do u know they were talking about u ? Self obsorbed much ?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 11:37am

    Everyone IN a fraternity call it a FRATERNITY..you obviously aren't in a fraternity

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 9:21am

    12:03......what an inexperienced shithead......

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 11:25am

    That's a good thing --The Admiral

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 1:14am

    Hahahahaha ahmazinggggg My goal in life:)

  • Submitted by thooties on Mar 13, 10 at 4:47pm

    Haha wow

  • Submitted by KELLIS on Mar 4, 10 at 6:19am

    Big dicks do get dibs!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:34am

    you can change that, 12:47... obviously

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 1, 10 at 3:53am

    Y messenger: Jackinsally

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 7:53pm

    Hahaha love that game.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:36am

    i was at a party and a girl was talking about how she swallowed and I called dibs, too bad i passed out within 5 minutes of saying that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 2:12pm

    Haha we play 'dibs' all the time!!! not in reference to someone bein a whore though.....

  • Submitted by JizzyRice on Jun 6, 10 at 6:12pm

    Ur a total ladiesman! Wait...r u a girl?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 10:34pm

    Oh my bad that was me...

  • Submitted by denverdezjr on Jul 14, 10 at 9:24pm

    Perhaps you were carrying dibs ice cream

  • Submitted by littlespice3 on May 9, 10 at 5:26pm

    RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEE. Do I fit in now?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:39pm

    your ugly....and fat. tremendously fat.

  • Submitted by LOgAn3194 on Feb 13, 11 at 11:00pm

    Gah... I bet that made u feel good!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 1:23am

    lol I guess this was a frat party

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 12:31am

    3:49 YOU SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF MY

  • Submitted by RichDaKidd on Jun 13, 10 at 10:36pm

    lmfaooooo id do some shit like that

  • Submitted by peeky711 on May 10, 11 at 10:24am

    That's awesome he obviously thinks your banging!! Best compliment ever haha

    • Submitted by shocked93 on Jun 26, 11 at 3:49pm

      OR HE/SHE WAS 'BANGING' SOMEONE HA :0

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 10:28am

    In most of my experiences when one of my friends yell dibs, it's because we've found the most hideous person possible. Hope it wasn't one of my friends at that party.

  • Submitted by paris101 on Aug 6, 10 at 11:54am

    I do this all the time

  • Submitted by JewMcJew on Apr 20, 10 at 10:26pm

    Bahaha. Well done hottie! I'd be stoked if dubs was called on me that loudly!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 9:45pm

    My friends and I do that, but we call dibs on the fattest ugliest chick we see. At the end of the night the winner is the one who found the nastiest chick

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 4:13pm

    Ha yeah she probablly is ugly me and my friends shout duds on ugly guys all the time. -Molly

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 6:15pm

    if she was sober enough to text that clearly i doubt she was drunk, i bet she just got there

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 11:17pm

    Bull shit u wish mother ugly fucker

  • Submitted by FistedSister on May 21, 10 at 2:00am

    If people automatically want to call dibs on a person (obviously a "she") when waling in a room, then I'd say that's one in the "win" column of life. It's not be politically correct or even nice, but it is nature's way of sorting out the hotness. Anyone with negative comments is either a chick that is jealous or a guy that knows he can't call dibs.

  • Submitted by teets215 on Oct 6, 10 at 11:34pm

    lol I swear me and my friends do that all the time

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 12:53pm

    I hope your female or you walked into the wrong party! Lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 4:00pm

    Lol I hate when that happens.

  • Submitted by hentailover on Sep 27, 10 at 2:32pm

    This text is stupid.

  • Submitted by GoldenMe on Jan 26, 10 at 1:11pm

    Ok that's some scary shit dude! Either you are a slut or everyone sees or knows you as a slut or there are rapist floating about.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 1:39am

    I mean, i get that all the time

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 6:11pm

    yeah. dude from june 18th is right. Dibs is a game where you see an ugly person, say DIBS! and then you get the other people to look at the ugly person. whoever gets the most dibs by the end of the time, wins. sorry dude.

  • Submitted by hadies on May 9, 10 at 11:56am

    lmao. love the may 25 12:25 am comment XD

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:05pm

    Dibs is legit. "Every one knows about the international dibs protocol" every one I know is true to dibs. But you have 2 hours to at least make a move. Hell we had a buddy get pissed cuz one of called dibs and he knew they weren't gonna make a move. Haha he didn't wait 2 hours. He moved on. Good choice. First girl was a 7 second girl minimum 9. -117

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:04pm

    If that was a guy and it happened in Worcester, I am sorry that might have been me haha

  • Submitted by cluelessalot7 on May 16, 10 at 2:00pm

    Fake

  • Submitted by woe on Mar 7, 10 at 8:10pm

    hot not whore

  • Submitted by maddie9 on May 15, 10 at 1:06am

    The way we play dibs as when u see the ugliest guy or girl u call dibs. So I think this might b a terible night

  • Submitted by johnnykid on Mar 23, 10 at 9:05pm

    Greatttt shittttt

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:05pm

    Depends on what kind of party. Chances are, they were probably lying. Hot girls are a dime a dozen where I'm from. If not you, I'll just fuck your friend.

  • Submitted by xXLelaXx on May 28, 10 at 3:56pm

    This text is STILL the best of all time. And I checked a few months ago and it still was.

  • Submitted by kittycanflyy on Mar 23, 10 at 3:57pm

    this tfln = ftw

  • Submitted by lolgasm4u on Mar 11, 10 at 9:17pm

    COCKPUNCH

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 3:34am

    10:34... Shut the fuck up. I've never heard anyone go out of their way to say "fraternity" instead of "frat". In fact, don't just shut the fuck up, kill yourself. That's right, you should kill yourself.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 12:02am

    LMAOF

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 8:19pm

    That Is awesomeeeee

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 11:22am

    It could have been an awesome joke if the OP is a fucking sea beast! I have called dibs on the fat girl and shit was real funny...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 3:31am

    haha...i've done that...all day at the beach

  • Submitted by IamTomHanks on May 6, 10 at 6:14pm

    Send pics to three two five - two zero one - two five three nine

  • Submitted by shockerr on Apr 2, 10 at 9:57pm

    They must be blind

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 3:25am

    Girl: Hot Boy: Big dick One of these had to be for someone to do that.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 4:03am

    That's how I got my bangin hot wife!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 10 at 11:15pm

    Penis

  • Submitted by robot357 on Jun 28, 10 at 1:46am

    Lolololololololl?

  • Submitted by a_nony_mus on Apr 1, 10 at 12:02am

    Lol @12:03 fail but funny

  • Submitted by shockerr on Mar 31, 10 at 9:29pm

    They are probubly blind

  • Submitted by USARMY on Sep 21, 10 at 8:14am

    Lucky u have a girl that hot

  • Submitted by BigJNasty on Mar 15, 10 at 7:49pm

    This isn't funny. Definitely not Best Night of all time worthy.

  • Submitted by SlingMingFee on Mar 13, 10 at 5:05pm

    Lol that's what happened to me

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:23pm

    Hillbilly Joe, is that you? Haha

  • Submitted by biffmclargehuge1 on May 10, 10 at 2:02am

    Don't know how this is the top all time nite...everyone knows your a fat, ugly, fucker!

  • Submitted by sunnybabe101 on Jun 2, 10 at 11:24pm

    Still one of my fav txt

  • Submitted by Degu_Boy on May 14, 10 at 2:33am

    Epic ;)

  • Submitted by alexballer09 on May 7, 10 at 10:53pm

    Hey i've done that... Was it the same party???

  • Submitted by tunez33 on Jul 30, 10 at 11:24pm

    Gotta love mass lol I call dibs at URI parties

  • Submitted by SashaLuhvsYuh on May 11, 10 at 1:48am

    A whore? Who says this persons a girl? For all we know, this could be a man whore! Don't be so quick to judge man..

  • Submitted by notknown on Jul 29, 10 at 4:46pm

    Texxt this numberrr :) two six zero. 582. One one nine three

  • Submitted by shocked93 on Jun 26, 11 at 3:27pm

    clearly .. this 'someone' wasn't claiming a temporary ownership on this person(op) or saying or letting them know 'hey u r hot' .. clearly they were trying to say get out and do not fucking disturb !?!? ..maybe.. now that's only a guess :0

  • Submitted by pajina101 on Jul 11, 10 at 1:51am

    Haha. That's gotta make u feel pretty good about urself.

  • Submitted by alexisbranham on Apr 11, 10 at 8:47am

    Props

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 11:00am

    Well aren't you a special little shit!!!!

  • Submitted by bigchadwsu2014 on Nov 3, 10 at 7:47pm

    you must be really fucken hot then

  • Submitted by wtfomgbbq on Apr 22, 10 at 3:39pm

    Anyone notice that like all the best of all tome ones are looped

  • Submitted by jennalovrssexbj on May 19, 10 at 6:22pm

    That always happensls to me. My screen name is jennalovessexbj

  • Submitted by lysaer90 on Apr 4, 10 at 2:45am

    Haha awesomeee. Live the moment while you can

  • Submitted by nurseB on Oct 21, 10 at 10:46am

    Your brother?

  • Submitted by yourtoaster on Sep 8, 10 at 10:39pm

    Who wants toast?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 10 at 9:05pm

    this isn't that funny, why is it top?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 2:52pm

    LMAO- so hard I'm crying

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 9:46pm

    3:49 you are a CREEP. ahhaha that's awesome. unless they're playing the ugly game, then that just sucks...

  • Submitted by YoullDo on Jul 3, 10 at 9:54am

    Sorry about that, I was a little drunk. Ummm, Do I still have dibs? Anonymous, the next time you feel like speak for me, i hope you decide to toss yourself off a bridge instead. Let me guess why you choose Anonymous. Too many restraining orders? Do you drive a van full of candy with no windows? I got it! You're so fugly that no one will come near you. So you resort to trollin around online calling people whores to make yourself feel better about being 35 yrs old and still living in your mom's basem

  • Submitted by zwuang on Jun 7, 10 at 12:07pm

    If ur fukin hot, u might as well be a whore

  • Submitted by isgucci on May 2, 10 at 9:29am

    five.oh.eight.three.six.four.six.six.seven.zero\nthats this really dumb kids number\nspam him like youve never spammed before

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:50pm

    Love at first sight. So sweet

  • Submitted by dermmmm on Apr 13, 10 at 1:12pm

    Happened to meee

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 12:16am

    Screw you 438.....don't say downs...it's really mean and u never know who's family members has downs syndrome

  • Submitted by lafavorite on Jan 26, 10 at 6:49am

    Get it bitch!

  • Submitted by likebigvah on Feb 1, 11 at 10:48pm

    Fuck me?

  • Submitted by firsty on Jul 14, 10 at 10:06pm

    these pretzels are making me Firsty!

    • Submitted by DosEquis on Jul 19, 10 at 1:13am

      Stay Firsty, my friend.

  • Submitted by charlo on Jul 9, 10 at 2:28am

    My friends and I call Dibbs on "hotties" though not to be mistaken with actual hotties

  • Submitted by SLane42 on Jul 1, 10 at 5:03pm

    I want to do it with you now.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 18, 10 at 12:19pm

    I'd tap that.

  • Submitted by adah on Feb 25, 11 at 3:14pm

    That was me

  • Submitted by loverbutt on Apr 18, 10 at 12:00pm

    Haha I've totally had that happen. It's akward...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 6:46pm

    Dude I wouldn't be too quick to feel flattered. I hung out with a group of guys in high school who used to call dibs on girls they thought were ugly as a joke...

  • Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 20, 10 at 2:31pm

    Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin

  • Submitted by ohbabyy on Jun 1, 10 at 2:45am

    That's happened to me before

  • Submitted by luke500000 on Sep 25, 10 at 7:52pm

    That was one of funniest I've ever saw

  • Submitted by Violator on Sep 22, 10 at 1:31pm

    THAT WORKS!!! Amzing pick up line!

  • Submitted by RAGZ on May 2, 10 at 6:42pm

    FUCKIN AWSOME!

  • Submitted by FlamingKittens on Apr 6, 10 at 4:37pm

    Hawt :D

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 12:34am

    Ask me anything: http://www.formspring.me/ALSongsLover11

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 5:04pm

    drunk skank of the party or the hot ass drunk virgin?

  • Submitted by yea_i_bmx on Oct 23, 10 at 3:22pm

    Are u sure they were talking about u. Dont be so full of yourself.

  • Submitted by missjordynx3 on Jun 28, 10 at 11:47am

    You must be pretty damnn hottt then.

  • Submitted by radicalias on Feb 4, 11 at 1:36pm

    Whores can be hotties, hotties can be whores... Who cares? This is one of my fav tflns :)

  • Submitted by jenna8106 on Nov 20, 10 at 9:38pm

    Haha this happened to me a few nights ago at a bar.... I thought it was hilarious he didn't think he said it loud enough or me to hear.. Drunken whisper yell lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 8:24am

    who ever said this was a girl that got called "dibs?" maybe it was a guy.... but you all say she is a whore...I'm banking on a guy...

  • Submitted by adah on Jan 7, 11 at 9:42pm

    I so called dibs

  • Submitted by samantha_jayne13 on Sep 28, 10 at 10:27pm

    Hahaha I love those moments

  • Submitted by GoodLuckImWhite on Feb 13, 11 at 12:36am

    Very sexy

  • Submitted by shockerr on Mar 31, 10 at 9:33pm

    They must be blind

  • Submitted by blaxarbush911 on Oct 15, 10 at 12:09am

    that is the funniest thing i have ever heard

  • Submitted by dozedoff on Jul 22, 10 at 4:13am

    know how you feel. Its like a game to see who can calll it first.

  • Submitted by Yobuttcheek on May 14, 10 at 10:23pm

    Best. Post. Ever.

  • Submitted by TJP on Apr 29, 10 at 3:55pm

    Hehehe

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 6:21pm

    let's just hope its not the fattest guy in there.

  • Submitted by Kyleebabee on Jan 3, 11 at 11:44pm

    Usually when my friends call dibs we think you're ugly.

  • Submitted by jazzeh on Oct 7, 10 at 1:04am

    Just because your hot doesn't mean your a whore.

  • Submitted by AdamBanks on Aug 9, 10 at 12:02am

    Fantastic!!

  • Submitted by mmoorrggaann on May 11, 10 at 8:12am

    how is this #1? Other texts have more thumbs up...\n\nhaha idk I'm blonde so I wouldn't know

  • Submitted by laurenlovex on Oct 20, 10 at 3:31pm

    Dibs is just like shotgun. You gotta respect that shit.

  • Submitted by sen10r on Apr 12, 10 at 9:46pm

    Atta girl!!

  • Submitted by baseball2010 on Sep 28, 10 at 8:15pm

    Same thing happened to me

  • Submitted by phelpzy on May 26, 10 at 11:54pm

    Dude this has been on top nights\nAll time 4 EVER!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 11:27pm

    Everyone knows the international dibs protocal! And the no-take-backs accord.

  • Submitted by unclebert on Aug 15, 10 at 4:13pm

    This is so funny

  • Submitted by mrtyson on Sep 21, 10 at 9:51pm

    You must be hot

  • Submitted by AlexAndHer on Aug 24, 10 at 12:11am

    Last

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 4:18am

    i agree with 6:46. my friends say "dibs!" to hot guys and funny things. could be either, or could be they weren't even talking about you. or they really liked you. who knows?

  • Submitted by porno111 on Mar 15, 11 at 1:18am

    I have a small penis

  • Submitted by ChristineCat on Dec 30, 10 at 4:11pm

    Just shows what how obvious guys are...take it as a compliment.

  • Submitted by wtfwjd on Jul 20, 10 at 6:38pm

    Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?

  • Submitted by rico911 on Jul 13, 10 at 3:07pm

    Teehee

  • Submitted by IamTomHanks on May 15, 10 at 4:07am

    Send pics to three two five - two zero one - two five three nine

  • Submitted by samlaz on Jul 2, 11 at 10:36pm

    Why the fuck did he yell dubs dude

  • Submitted by ninjaman181 on Sep 30, 10 at 11:30pm

    Best one evah

  • Submitted by brrriiiii on Aug 4, 10 at 4:07pm

    You must be hott

  • Submitted by iReplyInLyrics on Jun 25, 10 at 12:06am

    Never gonna give you up!\nNever gonna let you down!

  • Submitted by Kbabyxo on Oct 3, 10 at 11:15pm

    YEAH CUZ YOUR SOOOOOOO HOTT.

  • Submitted by bri6khous3 on Jul 19, 10 at 8:38pm

    I just hope ur not a dude and walked into a room full of dudes

  • Submitted by thegreatjambino on Apr 6, 10 at 4:28pm

    First

  • Submitted by fucktard69 on Mar 24, 11 at 11:46am

    Fuck tard!!!!

  • Submitted by jayboogie on Jul 31, 10 at 11:19am

    Must have been a fun a party!

  • Submitted by stuffler on Feb 25, 11 at 2:17am

    Ummm what party??

  • Submitted by the_game on Sep 14, 10 at 12:43am

    I lost the game

  • Submitted by ninjaman181 on Feb 6, 11 at 3:14pm

    Ugly girl walks in and everyone yells "not it!"

  • Submitted by prometheus on Aug 17, 10 at 2:25am

    Nice

  • Submitted by luvdaclarinet on Jul 4, 10 at 12:02pm

    Lol that's awesome

  • Submitted by booboo222 on Feb 21, 11 at 11:42am

    ɔns llɐ no\nㄥ⼯匕匕ㄥモ 乃丹乃⼯モち\nⒼⓔⓣ ⓢⓞⓜⓔ ⓢⓚⓘⓛⓛ\n✪

  • Submitted by ohdrugs on Jun 21, 10 at 10:01pm

    That's hot ;]

  • Submitted by tigerpaw on Jun 3, 10 at 10:34am

    What an ego booster!

  • Submitted by cat_man on Jun 2, 10 at 6:36pm

    Happens to me all th time

  • Submitted by catrena on May 13, 10 at 4:13pm

    At least that means ur hot

  • Submitted by matt6951 on May 9, 10 at 5:11pm

    Dfwstangs.. Post tits or gtfo

  • Submitted by alexballer09 on May 7, 10 at 10:51pm

    Thats a compliment..

  • Submitted by murphay on Oct 5, 10 at 5:14pm

    Hahaha

  • Submitted by fastlife on Sep 1, 10 at 6:00am

    Your sexy thang lmao

  • Submitted by FlamingKittens on Apr 13, 10 at 5:36pm

    First yessssssssssss!!!!

  • Submitted by Golden_1 on Dec 20, 11 at 3:50am

    Confidence Boost....?

  • Submitted by leave_it_2_me on Jul 15, 11 at 2:14am

    My daily life ;)

  • Submitted by Jay1993 on Mar 12, 11 at 5:52am

    What's dibs :s

  • Submitted by funnyhunny on Dec 12, 10 at 9:24pm

    Ahhhh refeshing! Ha!

  • Submitted by hearmerawrxp on Jul 29, 10 at 2:26pm

    I just laughed out loud for this one.

  • Submitted by mmoorrggaann on May 11, 10 at 8:13am

    oh I was wrong D:

  • Submitted by TotalCHANT on May 3, 11 at 5:31pm

    I love calling " dibs" on my prospects! Oh, and yes I am a whore lol

  • Submitted by Spelling_Nazi on Aug 13, 10 at 9:50pm

    how is this the best night? its not even all that funny..

  • 99 74
    Submitted by strudes24 on Sep 3, 11 at 1:12am

    Hell yea.

  • Submitted by franklinpeanut on May 3, 10 at 12:18am

    that never happens to me :(

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 23, 11 at 9:04am

    they wanted ice cream, duh.

  • Submitted by chnowlin on Apr 6, 11 at 3:33pm

    I love this one.

  • Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Sep 8, 10 at 2:39am

    WIN!

  • Submitted by Gimme on Aug 8, 10 at 3:50pm

    Best game ever hahahahhahha sucks for you

  • Submitted by tbsimmons91 on Sep 12, 10 at 10:11pm

    i hate when that happens!

  • Submitted by xXLelaXx on Jul 5, 10 at 8:56am

    I thought it was "everyone"?

  • Submitted by JAKAL on May 11, 10 at 12:30am

    she was like a faucet very one has had a turn!!!!

  • Submitted by mike78 on Apr 11, 10 at 2:12pm

    Lmao

  • Submitted by Infamous_Genie on Jun 1, 11 at 6:32pm

    Lmfao , in that case what do u look like lol

  • Submitted by 147man on Feb 8, 11 at 10:55pm

    I second that.

  • Submitted by yoyoabc on Feb 8, 11 at 6:21pm

    Dibs!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by madmorgie on May 27, 11 at 9:13pm

    im gonna shout that next time im at a party and a sexy doll walks in : )

  • Submitted by SuppaFresh0912 on Dec 31, 10 at 5:13pm

    Haha so funny! Wait.......dibs ice cream?

  • Submitted by gony2 on Jul 26, 10 at 1:57am

    Wow really? Payton manning and a dolphin??

  • Submitted by superbassman on May 23, 10 at 6:22pm

    Why is this still top

  • Submitted by test4fun on Apr 2, 11 at 2:14am

    u f**k ass hole

  • Submitted by FHS on Oct 25, 10 at 11:09pm

    Nice !!

  • Submitted by AdamBanks on Aug 9, 10 at 10:36am

    Haha hilarious!

  • Submitted by jokoloman49 on Mar 17, 11 at 9:53pm

    Ohhh, if only this happened to me. Good times, good times.

  • Submitted by kristinicole12 on Jan 6, 11 at 11:12pm

    That's precious, hopefully the girl paid him back for such a compliment!

  • Submitted by captainlinsey on Aug 27, 10 at 10:14am

    We call dibs on ugly people...

  • Submitted by phelpzy on Jun 6, 10 at 11:14pm

    This is #1 all time lyk all the time haha nutin ever takes its spot

  • Submitted by starwarsummergrl on Mar 27, 10 at 12:02pm

    made up...\nthisis probably a 40yr old man who watches cheap porn all day.

  • Submitted by poophead on Oct 13, 10 at 2:41pm

    When she says part she actually means kitchen

  • Submitted by spidershady on Jun 2, 11 at 6:36pm

    Lol what a nice slogan for my peeper

  • Submitted by bunny420 on May 20, 11 at 9:27pm

    Best text from the BEST part of pennslyvania (:

  • Submitted by bossetteladyxo on Jan 12, 11 at 4:14am

    Lmao yes!

  • Submitted by gymnast on Jul 25, 10 at 1:54pm

    Guys do that to me 24 7

  • Submitted by oznbts559 on Jun 4, 11 at 3:42am

    Lmfao. I hella laugh when I read this

  • Submitted by bjaminable on Oct 1, 10 at 12:42am

    It's danni Goldman..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 10 at 11:11pm

    Hahaha hairy squirrel penis. Fuck yeah lets do it in the butt

  • Submitted by kerstens on Jul 2, 10 at 1:09am

    Lucky son of a bitch...

  • Submitted by TwoStep on Jun 10, 10 at 12:14am

    Tits

  • Submitted by swimwear on Aug 13, 11 at 1:25am

    Winning moment #103. got to love drunk chicks

  • Submitted by meganizer on Nov 15, 10 at 2:57pm

    Thats awesome

  • Submitted by bandandamandan on Feb 25, 11 at 6:59pm

    Bigblackpenisisgonnagetinyou

  • Submitted by tealrose18 on Feb 14, 11 at 7:53pm

    yeahh totally happened to me at a frat.

  • Submitted by deines on Oct 31, 10 at 3:46am

    Awesome

  • Submitted by shocked93 on Jun 26, 11 at 3:39pm

    clearly this 'someone' was not stating ownership on this person for the night or stating they were hot !! clearly this 'someone' was saying ...in a polite manor.. of course .. ' this room is ocupado ..get out and do not fucking disturb '..maybe i mean ..it's just a thought .. :0

  • 85 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 12 at 4:29am

    this isn't even funny what the fuck

  • Submitted by Donnyboy46290 on Sep 5, 11 at 11:32pm

    Funny as hell!

  • Submitted by falon142012 on Jun 11, 11 at 1:13pm

    You know with the effort you've spent arguing about this text, you could've ended world hunger or solved the gas crisis? Really people.

  • Submitted by hiddenTIGERATTCK on Mar 20, 11 at 5:16am

    @cmims123 i feel like were voting "ayy"

  • Submitted by letslaugh on Dec 28, 10 at 5:17am

    Follow MrSuccessFool on twitter...he's funny as hell

  • Submitted by sparkeyyy on Jun 24, 10 at 8:36am

    Ahah whore

  • Submitted by shellyavner on May 15, 10 at 1:03pm

    Lucky you ;)

  • Submitted by howyoudoin on Feb 16, 11 at 6:30pm

    I'm a girl and I think this is a nice compliment. I'd probably bang him to.

  • Submitted by GeorgeWBush on Sep 26, 10 at 11:59pm

    Lol samething happened to me

  • 96 86
    Submitted by wolfottr007 on Mar 18, 12 at 11:26pm

    You'll have that

  • Submitted by android69 on Aug 14, 10 at 11:00pm

    951.816.52ohfive giggity.

  • 92 79
    Submitted by Fumbls on Nov 23, 11 at 8:20pm

    While they're calling dibs, I'm bringing her a drink

  • Submitted by Zowada on May 11, 10 at 10:30pm

    this could be very good or very bad

  • 99 94
    Submitted by mari10 on Apr 25, 11 at 1:58pm

    illovehotsouce:u are funny

  • 97 91
    Submitted by MasonDixonChamp on Sep 3, 11 at 9:43pm

    I am a known Dibs Breaker. Just sayin

  • Submitted by JoeyBats on Aug 8, 11 at 2:21am

    This is awesome.

  • Submitted by wherearewe on Apr 11, 11 at 1:26am

    I've only heard people say "dibs" when someone is really hot. Unless they're joking and saying it to be offensive to a really ugly person, which I've also heard. My guess is, the girl was really hot. And I'm a woman.

  • Submitted by jdilla on Aug 13, 10 at 5:18pm

    dammit! these fish sticks are hard as tits!

  • 96 90
    Submitted by LuciferLover on Jun 29, 11 at 11:03pm

    I did that to my bf and he tryed to strangle me

  • 94 86
    Submitted by theman182 on Apr 3, 11 at 5:14pm

    Fuck off and die

  • 92 83
    Submitted by invisible21paint on Oct 9, 11 at 5:09pm

    My brother and I were at a wedding... He called "dibs" when the bride walked in... It was awkward

  • 99 97
    Submitted by samlaz on Jul 2, 11 at 10:39pm

    Fuck you just kidding bra dibs\n what the fuck is that shit hole saying

  • Submitted by Bmimus on Apr 2, 11 at 12:43pm

    Nice

  • 85 70
    Submitted by 656 on Apr 8, 12 at 1:47pm

    Yeah

  • 86 72
    Submitted by jcbaby24 on Oct 4, 11 at 2:33pm

    Whenever this happens to me its always one of the ugly guy

  • Submitted by chizdropper1 on Jun 19, 11 at 9:03am

    Damn she must be hot

  • Submitted by awesomesolange on May 14, 11 at 1:28pm

    you should feel good about yourself lol

  • 78 58
    Submitted by hilltopper on Feb 2, 12 at 1:50pm

    Touchdown?

  • 94 91
    Submitted by jenevoldsen1997 on Sep 18, 11 at 2:50pm

    I want a chick like this haha give em a mexican supriseXD

  • Submitted by bitch32495 on Feb 16, 11 at 9:08pm

    DIBS !

  • 85 74
    Submitted by cowgirl_yuhyuh on Oct 18, 11 at 2:06pm

    this shit actually happens...just sayin

  • Submitted by Big_boy on May 29, 11 at 5:37pm

    just cause someone yelled dibs it doesnt make you a whore it just means your damn fine

  • Submitted by legitsky on Mar 7, 11 at 9:33pm

    O ya ur so cool.

  • Submitted by OMGBLACKPOWER on Jan 31, 11 at 12:47am

    Epic.

  • 84 76
    Submitted by levilincolnjr on Aug 8, 11 at 5:31am

    774? Thought this happen in Madison..608!

  • Submitted by Connor22 on Feb 28, 11 at 11:29pm

    Anonymous blows

  • Submitted by Raguay32 on Feb 3, 11 at 2:17am

    What Should I Do The First Time I Have Sex??

  • Submitted by betch321 on Aug 31, 10 at 4:21am

    Bahahaha that's power

  • 75 59
    Submitted by lmarshall33 on Jan 1, 12 at 4:09am

    Why does everyone like this so much?

  • 82 73
    Submitted by 814eriePa on Sep 25, 11 at 2:02pm

    I tried that once...the girl then got real close and said "what'd you say" I said "were fucking tonight"...her boyfriend beat the shit out of me 5 seconds later... but later that night I got some..found out the next day it was that girls sister..

  • 92 93
    Submitted by soccer10186 on May 15, 11 at 6:44pm

    I think that was me! Jk

  • Submitted by double0six on May 9, 11 at 7:41pm

    yagga

  • 69 48
    Submitted by JLM98 on Jun 22, 12 at 3:32pm

    I wish this happened to me..I'm too ugly I guess :(

  • 74 58
    Submitted by Golden_1 on Jan 4, 12 at 10:15am

    Hahaha! I wish,usually at a party people yell "your turn"

  • 92 95
    Submitted by samlaz on Jul 2, 11 at 10:35pm

    What fucker yelled dubs

  • Submitted by randomplaything on Apr 12, 11 at 5:33am

    Hah. I've had that happen and been the person saying dubs before. Good times.

  • Submitted by chnowlin on May 31, 11 at 8:24pm

    That just have felt good lol

  • 88 89
    Submitted by 0ezthepez0 on Jun 22, 11 at 3:22pm

    Had to double check the area code. My boy Rama and I used to do this

  • Submitted by invisibleblakman on May 17, 11 at 6:03pm

    I once walked into a club and someone yelled "nigga"

  • 74 62
    Submitted by TFMS on Feb 24, 12 at 1:08am

    http://textsfrommystalker.blogspot.com/

  • 71 56
    Submitted by MrBitches1 on Jan 10, 12 at 4:00pm

    Am the king of dibs and yes it's a good ice breaker on chics!!!

  • 91 96
    Submitted by BrookeAshleyx on Jul 12, 11 at 11:44pm

    I wouldn't take that as a good thing. \nI know A LOT of people that play a game called "dibs"\nAnd when they see super ugly people or really fat people.\nThey yell dibs...

  • Submitted by badmitch on May 25, 11 at 2:56pm

    BadMitch always has dibs, http://badmitch.com/

  • Submitted by mehmehxxx on Jan 17, 11 at 10:24am

    I'm going w, it was some one walking in w really delicious ice cream treats

  • 73 64
    Submitted by an0nymou5 on Oct 30, 11 at 6:56pm

    Dtyhiuhhf

  • Submitted by Wgmcsc on Jun 7, 11 at 2:32am

    Classic

  • Submitted by gunnerrp4 on Mar 30, 11 at 1:29am

    LMAO called it!!!

  • 78 79
    Submitted by Girlbaby on Jun 8, 11 at 1:56am

    I was -so happy-till he grabbed the six pack out of my left hand and the doritos out of my right......

  • Submitted by am321 on Oct 18, 10 at 3:26am

    I'll do lines off her forehead, while I'm in her up to my nuts.

  • Submitted by bree1234 on Oct 10, 10 at 2:37pm

    Love it!

  • 69 62
    Submitted by inix3000 on Jan 29, 12 at 11:44am

    check knowniac.com

  • 59 44
    Submitted by pestario13 on Apr 11, 12 at 9:31am

    HA! that's awesome! I did that all night at a bachelor party once............. come to think of it, I went home alone. Something is wrong with me.

  • 82 90
    Submitted by huggerhuh on Jul 9, 11 at 12:43am

    Hahaha that is the shit

  • 73 73
    Submitted by FCBcule on Sep 25, 11 at 2:37am

    Congrats. You got objectified.

  • Submitted by eyynery on Aug 10, 10 at 3:35am

    Who knows, she might be far and desperate

  • 62 54
    Submitted by toshaama on Feb 1, 12 at 10:05pm

    Obviously you must have been carrying dibs.

  • 79 88
    Submitted by beastguy8 on Aug 30, 11 at 1:26pm

    Who says this is a boy or a girl

  • 69 69
    Submitted by mrundrcvrmlkman on Mar 18, 12 at 2:50pm

    I HATE BLACK PEOPLE

  • Submitted by littlegreenman on Aug 30, 10 at 10:00pm

    This Text sucks so bad not even funny

  • 46 30
    Submitted by clownbaby1491 on Sep 3, 12 at 2:54pm

    This is stupid, how is it the top post of all time???

  • 56 53
    Submitted by breezy8711 on Jan 14, 12 at 10:16am

    Wow.

  • 73 87
    Submitted by tealrose18 on Apr 12, 11 at 11:41pm

    i yell dibs on men all the time

  • 43 28
    Submitted by ilikecake745 on Sep 25, 12 at 8:06pm

    Well what ur number I'll find out if it's legit

  • 47 36
    Submitted by P00P00 on Jul 25, 12 at 6:18pm

    For the love of God, and all that is holy, MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!

  • 42 29
    Submitted by green13 on Oct 27, 12 at 7:12pm

    Anybody notice that most of the comments are made by Anonymous? I wanted that name!

  • 47 42
    Submitted by kimberly365 on Jun 20, 12 at 11:03am

    I want your boobs or dick too!!

  • 44 37
    Submitted by Msyler28 on Aug 16, 12 at 7:43am

    Since I saw this comment like a few years ago I always call dibs!!! Fucking brilliant.

  • 54 57
    Submitted by Spencer22 on Jan 16, 12 at 12:01am

    Yeah I was the guy lmao

  • 40 31
    Submitted by lextownsley on Nov 15, 12 at 5:41pm

    I commend you, I really do.

  • Submitted by jlennon on Jun 16, 10 at 9:28pm

    Story of my of my life, haha

  • 38 30
    Submitted by lexciiboo on Aug 28, 12 at 8:46pm

    Yo so funny she must have been sexy

  • 63 82
    Submitted by BigNnasty on Jan 20, 12 at 2:59am

    It hurts when I pee.

  • 38 33
    Submitted by tylerdurden777 on Jul 31, 12 at 11:51am

    hahahaha!!!

  • 33 30
    Submitted by T_Maverick on Apr 28, 13 at 9:09am

    America!

  • 32 30
    Submitted by bestmomever6969 on Jan 23, 13 at 11:25pm

    Happens to me all the time!! Lol

  • 26 19
    Submitted by Maybaby93 on Nov 14, 13 at 9:31pm

    haha for real, I wish this happened to me

  • 29 27
    Submitted by T_Maverick on Apr 28, 13 at 9:08am

    Awesome.

  • 25 23
    Submitted by carnesonora on Nov 29, 13 at 1:25pm

    i love it!!!!

  • Submitted by Danksixty9 on Jul 2, 11 at 3:44am

    classic... simply said:)

  • 39 52
    Submitted by cblomberg88 on Sep 17, 12 at 10:35pm

    One of my all time favorites!