i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
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In Soviet Russia, house cleans you!
i've totally done this the before....drunk cleaning is the best because you don't remember doing it and then you wake up and the house is magically clean!
I do this sometimes if I am drunk at someone's house and for example the kitchen floor is nasty I just have the urge to sweep and mop it!
I totally do this too!!
353 u have a tiny pee pee
Wow actully made me laff out loud
I hate everyone who writes posts you post writing pimple poppers
lol its only an alcohol problem if it causes problems
Happy Hanukkah - Joo
Hehe, i giggle. The insulting of each other based on the time of their post, its ammusing. Ha, someone said black cock. Those are icky.
You are all a bunch of chauvinistic assholes. Women are more than vaginas, OKAY?!
9:32 you suck massive black cock
You don't have an alcohol problem you dumbass wannabee. It amazes me how 80% of college students claim they are alcoholics like they are proud of it. Just because you had your first beer at a frat party your freshman year and now you can down a 6 pack to yourself doesn't make you an alcoholic. Being drunk at 2 pm doesn't mean you have an alcohol problem you fucking numskull
8:53 retard, if you are the same 6:37 asshat, it's "they're". Just saying, since you were on your high and mighty penis pump and all.
dude, my vag itches too.......
My txts never make it here, what do you guys do to make it here ?
- Kevin .
What a crazy night that was....
There is a 6:37 right above the 6:47 post, stupid fuck. Learn your numbers cool kid.
Been there. Btw sparks is great for that.
You fellas and your crazy shenanigans!! Hahaha geez!
it's been longer than that... i guess no one sends them texts?
1:16 am... a little late?
I sometimes do this but I often do more harm than good. The coordination just isn't there. Plus I just end up masturbating instead.
The shit that gets posted here .. Ive sent in 3 funny ass texts none of them were posted
Fuck you, not even funny
suck on my fat cock everyone!
She support the Obama adminstration?
9:30, i think i love you. Still, someone said black cock.
Tounge jack her fart box
Charles Rutherford says: that was ur punishment for drinking all of Mamas whiskey, cant wait to see what happens when u turn to cocaine?!?
I've done this. Several times.
we call this the drunken olympics!
6:09 Isnt getting any christmas presents this year. Poor them. Not
This is like the third time this has been posted.....
hey, how long does it take for your text to actually show up on the site?
That's not really a "problem". An alcohol problem would be more I drink 1.75L of whiskey every night so I can sleep. I shun all relationships because I'd rather have alcohol than friends or love. And I can't function if I'm not drunk. Oh and if you do that routine every day from age 16 to 26, as had I until recently.
That's what is consideredd a problem
Ya I hve tried to put shit that I thought was hilarious but it never makes it on here. And then it pisses me off when stupid shit like this makes it on here
Enabler! Haha love it
Wow I'm not the only one who drunk cleans? Nice.
635: how about u shut the fuck up, get back in the kitchen, and make me a sandwhich bitch. Mkay?
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Why has this text been the first one on here for almost 10 hours this app blows my cock
9:30-- what the fuck are you talking about, clearly you don't even know. Stupid piece of shit.
its not a problem.. im pretty damn good at it.
12:23 got aids from having sex with his mother.
9:00 is a black cock.
Hey 6:37, if you're going to be such a douchebag dildo, at least get your grammer straight.
This is why we should ban homosexuals from America
3:35---I'll suck your dick. gladly ;)
Hey 407 haha orlandoo
First one I've seen on here
Anyone wanna suck my dick?