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  • In Soviet Russia, house cleans you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 3:06pm
  • i've totally done this the before....drunk cleaning is the best because you don't remember doing it and then you wake up and the house is magically clean!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 3:38pm
  • I totally do this too!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 9:09pm
  • lol its only an alcohol problem if it causes problems

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 3:09pm
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 4:10pm
  • I do this sometimes if I am drunk at someone's house and for example the kitchen floor is nasty I just have the urge to sweep and mop it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 10:19pm
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 8:44pm
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 12:39am
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 12:41am
  • Hehe, i giggle. The insulting of each other based on the time of their post, its ammusing. Ha, someone said black cock. Those are icky.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 9:15pm
  • 8:53 retard, if you are the same 6:37 asshat, it's "they're". Just saying, since you were on your high and mighty penis pump and all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 9:11pm
  • You are all a bunch of chauvinistic assholes. Women are more than vaginas, OKAY?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 6:35pm
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 2:00am
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 4:40pm
  • You don't have an alcohol problem you dumbass wannabee. It amazes me how 80% of college students claim they are alcoholics like they are proud of it. Just because you had your first beer at a frat party your freshman year and now you can down a 6 pack to yourself doesn't make you an alcoholic. Being drunk at 2 pm doesn't mean you have an alcohol problem you fucking numskull

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 6:09pm
  • Wow actully made me laff out loud

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 10:24pm
  • it's been longer than that... i guess no one sends them texts? (yeah right)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 3:03am
  • 9:32 you suck massive black cock

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 9:54pm
  • we call this the drunken olympics!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 3:36pm
  • Charles Rutherford says: that was ur punishment for drinking all of Mamas whiskey, cant wait to see what happens when u turn to cocaine?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 3:21pm
  • Happy Hanukkah - Joo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 9:17am
  • 1:16 am... a little late?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 1:53am
  • The shit that gets posted here .. Ive sent in 3 funny ass texts none of them were posted Fuck you, not even funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 12:04am
  • My txts never make it here, what do you guys do to make it here ? - Kevin .

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 10:27pm
  • There is a 6:37 right above the 6:47 post, stupid fuck. Learn your numbers cool kid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 8:41pm
  • I've done this. Several times.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 7:28pm
  • I sometimes do this but I often do more harm than good. The coordination just isn't there. Plus I just end up masturbating instead.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 8:15pm
  • This is like the third time this has been posted.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 7:46am
  • What a crazy night that was....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 9:38pm
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 3:06am
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 10:27pm
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 5:31pm
  • She support the Obama adminstration?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 5:19pm
  • 9:30, i think i love you. Still, someone said black cock.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 9:34pm
  • That's not really a "problem". An alcohol problem would be more I drink 1.75L of whiskey every night so I can sleep. I shun all relationships because I'd rather have alcohol than friends or love. And I can't function if I'm not drunk. Oh and if you do that routine every day from age 16 to 26, as had I until recently. That's what is consideredd a problem

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 5:25pm
  • Wow I'm not the only one who drunk cleans? Nice.

    Submitted by lunalovegood81 on Mar 19, 10 at 4:34pm
  • hey, how long does it take for your text to actually show up on the site?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 5:33pm
  • Tounge jack her fart box

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 4:10pm
  • 6:09 Isnt getting any christmas presents this year. Poor them. Not

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 12:54am
  • Ya I hve tried to put shit that I thought was hilarious but it never makes it on here. And then it pisses me off when stupid shit like this makes it on here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 10:52pm
  • 9:00 is a black cock.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 9:07pm
  • 9:30-- what the fuck are you talking about, clearly you don't even know. Stupid piece of shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 7:03am
  • 635: how about u shut the fuck up, get back in the kitchen, and make me a sandwhich bitch. Mkay?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 1:16am
  • its not a problem.. im pretty damn good at it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 11:09pm
  • 12:23 got aids from having sex with his mother.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 1:17pm
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 2:14am
  • Hey 6:37, if you're going to be such a douchebag dildo, at least get your grammer straight.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 8:44pm
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 5:19am
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 3:35am
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 9:10am