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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 1:24pm

    NEVER admit that to an ex! You should have said your morning consisted of you lying sprawled out naked with someone new eating Ben and Jerrys off of you.

  • 88 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 1:36pm

    she clearly either got dumped or caught her bf cheating the night before and in the morning he asked her, "are you upset?" which is like asking someone who's bleeding on the street if they're ok.

  • 93 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 1:16pm

    Bang his brother to get even. Do dirty stuff with his brother like eat his ass and lick his balls. It'll get back to your ex and it will haunt him.

  • 72 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 1:14pm

    I feel for you OP :( He must've been a dick.

  • 82 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 1:44pm

    The worst part is the ex felt it would be funny to put this on this site... i feel bad for her.

  • 64 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 7:43pm

    Wow, yet another psycho who loses her shit after breaking up with her bf. OP needs to grow the fuck up and deal with it like normal people do.

  • 74 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 1:56pm

    Who says she's talking to her boyfriend? Her friend could have texted her.

  • 70 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 1:17pm

    1:16 - well-played, sir, well-played.

  • 59 54
    Submitted by laxgirl4life on Jan 14, 11 at 9:54pm

    fuck boys, they're not worth the pain (:

  • 63 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 2:06pm

    some women have pride 2:04 clearly not the ones you've met

  • 64 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 1:47pm

    Poor girl.. Stand up tall and meet someone that deserves you. Asking a girl how she is after dumping her is like setting a girl on a fire. Wait until she has burns all over her body. And throwing her into the sea and asking if she's alright..

  • 59 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 12:07am

    9:15 probably never gets pussy he's the guy no one likes at parties and the dickwad who thinks he's the shit when in reality he's nothing but a worthless fuck that make guys who actually care look like pieces of shit like himself

  • 55 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 2:37pm

    2:33 your just jelous

  • 51 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 1:31pm

    All of these Posts are rediculous. Seriously grow up and stop being nasty Ass perverts

  • 54 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 12:36am

    any guy who says she deserves it or that women are dumb or shes a fatty need to wise up. this is pretty typical girl behavior if she gets her heart ripped out. and if you didnt know this then youre probably 12 and will never have sex with a real girl. emphasis on the real.

  • 56 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 2:03pm

    exactly what I was thinking 1:59, no one would actually text this to their ex

    • 39 51
      Submitted by ABassLineLow on Aug 2, 10 at 3:59pm

      Apparently you haven't met my ex.

  • 60 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 7:39pm

    Okay 2:30 and 5:32 are just trolling to get this reaction, idiots. You're indulging them by getting all riled up. So long as people are so sensitive and gullible on the intervebs, trolls will continue to multiply and post things like this. Perhaps they should, so morons like 6:24, 4:02, and 3:01 will learn that society works differently here.

  • 55 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 1:21pm

    What kind of Ben and jarry's?

  • 57 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 2:29am

    Wow. How big of a dick are all the people on here who are talking shit and saying negative things about this post. You really are so much of an adshole that you think it's acceptable to talk shit about a random post on some websit about a person you don't even know? Or is it mearlybto get attention? Grow the fuck up and get some real friends...a

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 10:03am

    I treat my girl like a queen and get sucked and fucked almost daily, so for all you assholes with mommy issues you should drop the act. Being a good man will get you laid!

  • 59 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 1:13pm

    Question was: What do crazy bitches do for fun on Saturday mornings?

  • 54 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 4:02pm

    2:30 I also agree u mother fucking scum of the earth u better kill yourself before I do

  • 54 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 3:35pm

    3:01 what a horrible thing to say...

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 3:01pm

    2:30, go kill yourself.

  • 49 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 2:00am

    been there, done that..

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 5:25pm

    Out on the beaches we wore pineapple grass bracelets.

  • 55 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 1:26pm

    Poor girl I feel your pain. But I think maybe the talking to your cat part is a little too much...

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 1:18pm

    I'm scared to call my ex

  • 46 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 7:38pm

    why doesnt every guy go by 10:03.

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 5:29pm

    It's mainly used for suppression only. Bringing them right where they need to be. And there you have it.

  • 48 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 6:36pm

    Everyone is so hateful.

  • 47 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 3:00pm

    Sounds like someone needs a pity fuck

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 3:06pm

    cat lady: either fugly or a dominant, arrogant bitch that won't swallow or take it up the ass

  • 54 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 5:05pm

    God women are dumb!

  • 48 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 8:15am

    @12:07 --maybe so, but I get pussy when I want so I don't give a flying fuck what you think. I've probably fucked you, too -- and you weren't worth going back to for a 2nd shot

  • 56 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 4:08pm

    4:02 what a horrible thing to say to an innocent guy....

  • 48 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 2:33pm

    do you guys like pissing people off?

  • 55 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 2:10pm

    2:06, my girl has pride, pride in making me good sammiches and stayin in her place. 2:06 is probably that "quiet guy" homo...

  • 43 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 6:10pm

    i miss those days of being bitter with a reason.... now im just bitter with no reason. its just not the same :[

  • 45 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:52am

    Aww :( Sounds like me after my fiance cheated on me T.T

  • 48 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 5:28pm

    Who says that it's a girl? No where in this txt does it state that it's a female.

  • 48 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 6:24pm

    5:32 you are freakin sick and messed up. 5:32 and 2:30 need to be deleted. what a pervert.

  • 45 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:56am

    What the fk is wrong with all you ppl saying she deservs it?!?!?!? Buncha sickos >.<

  • 49 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 4:28pm

    Maybe if she was in the doggy position more and the fetal less she wouldn't have been dumped!

  • 38 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 6:15pm

    @ 4:28 did you suck him? Do it in public? Take it in your ass? Bring your girlfriends home? Go wo panties? That's why u got dumped cuz some other girl is doing all that for him!!

  • 42 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 2:24pm

    Fuck the 201 yea i sed it. Fuck the 201

  • 55 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 11:45pm

    9:15 your the reason why I think MOST men aren't worth shit

  • 39 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 8:06pm

    wow. it sucks to get dumped but think about your oppurtunities.

  • 41 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 4:06pm

    poor girl :-( also: 3:06 you must be SUCH a catch with views like that.

  • 37 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:43am

    Pathetic, you clearly need to grow a pair and suck it up. Just my opinion.

  • 56 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 1:49pm

    Haha good. U probably deserved it bitch Legacii

  • 43 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 11:00am

    Fucking dumb as hell I hope you get soo fat.. Your prolly already fat and ugly tho

  • 37 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 5:33pm

    One click of a mouse can make your freak flag fly.

  • 41 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:24pm

    You should sleep with a shotgun in your mouth.die.

  • 44 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 4:49pm

    sounds like 4:06 doesn't swallow or take it up the ass either. Any bets on how many cats she has? I bet at least 3. And they are named "poor me", "proud to be fugly" and "get that dick away from me"

  • 42 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 1:20am

    no wonder he left her this bitch sounds insane

  • 49 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 1:38pm

    hmmm...talking to a cat, eating ice cream, and crying on the floor, huh? now how could a guy not want all of that?

  • 40 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 5:17pm

    You have to be a little conservative about your ammo.

  • 50 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 2:04pm

    Bitch shoulda given her man anal....

  • 43 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 5:17pm

    4:28 Me and my ex went doggy all the time, his favorite position, and I still got dumped so your point is invalid.

  • 45 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 2:58pm

    Hey OP, get up run a couple laps, lay off the B

  • 50 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 2:03pm

    Wanna hear a joke?

  • 39 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 5:35pm

    4:49 should suck on a nice fudge pop, and choke on the cum.

  • 41 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 2:15pm

    Wow another cat text. Why do all text like this sound like women making it up for this app? Or is it a dude?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 1:16pm

    Eating Ben and Jerry's this early in the morning is like a person getting drunk before noon... it is a sure sign of a real problem... like she is probably a huge fatty.

  • 40 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 2:09pm

    2:06, yeah pride in taking anal! STFU

  • 44 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 2:28pm

    Get a fuckin life u suicidal bitch

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 1:49pm

    1:47, no she needs to get her whinny ass and make him a sammich!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 1:29pm

    Bitch should shut up and make that guy a sammich! No wonder he dumped her!

  • 42 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 1:51pm

    She probably whinned to much or didn't take it in the ass. I would have dumped her too, then answered "lol" if she sent me that!

  • 36 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 3:04pm

    10:30 is a pussy and has NO G A M E

  • 42 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 9:15pm

    when will the bitches learn? Guys want to fuck, get sucked, and stick it in her ass. Period. Girls want to feel loved, want a relationship, talk about the future, and blah, blah, blah. If you are too needy --- starting buying cats and ice cream because that's what's going to be there on Saturday morning

  • 43 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 5:32pm

    Know what's best about working in a day care? All the tight holes you could ever want. They always bleed too

  • 40 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 1:30pm

    1:26, what do you mean poor girl? She dererves it!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 1:15pm

    1:14 anyone who does this is obviously psycho.