My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
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NEVER admit that to an ex! You should have said your morning consisted of you lying sprawled out naked with someone new eating Ben and Jerrys off of you.
she clearly either got dumped or caught her bf cheating the night before and in the morning he asked her, "are you upset?" which is like asking someone who's bleeding on the street if they're ok.
Bang his brother to get even. Do dirty stuff with his brother like eat his ass and lick his balls. It'll get back to your ex and it will haunt him.
I feel for you OP :( He must've been a dick.
The worst part is the ex felt it would be funny to put this on this site... i feel bad for her.
Wow, yet another psycho who loses her shit after breaking up with her bf. OP needs to grow the fuck up and deal with it like normal people do.
Who says she's talking to her boyfriend? Her friend could have texted her.
1:16 - well-played, sir, well-played.
2:30 I also agree u mother fucking scum of the earth u better kill yourself before I do
Poor girl.. Stand up tall and meet someone that deserves you. Asking a girl how she is after dumping her is like setting a girl on a fire. Wait until she has burns all over her body. And throwing her into the sea and asking if she's alright..
2:33 your just jelous
Okay 2:30 and 5:32 are just trolling to get this reaction, idiots. You're indulging them by getting all riled up. So long as people are so sensitive and gullible on the intervebs, trolls will continue to multiply and post things like this. Perhaps they should, so morons like 6:24, 4:02, and 3:01 will learn that society works differently here.
All of these Posts are rediculous. Seriously grow up and stop being nasty Ass perverts
9:15 probably never gets pussy he's the guy no one likes at parties and the dickwad who thinks he's the shit when in reality he's nothing but a worthless fuck that make guys who actually care look like pieces of shit like himself
some women have pride 2:04 clearly not the ones you've met
fuck boys, they're not worth the pain (:
I treat my girl like a queen and get sucked and fucked almost daily, so for all you assholes with mommy issues you should drop the act. Being a good man will get you laid!
Out on the beaches we wore pineapple grass bracelets.
exactly what I was thinking 1:59, no one would actually text this to their ex
Apparently you haven't met my ex.
Everyone is so hateful.
3:01 what a horrible thing to say...
any guy who says she deserves it or that women are dumb or shes a fatty need to wise up. this is pretty typical girl behavior if she gets her heart ripped out. and if you didnt know this then youre probably 12 and will never have sex with a real girl. emphasis on the real.
God women are dumb!
What kind of Ben and jarry's?
been there, done that..
What the fk is wrong with all you ppl saying she deservs it?!?!?!? Buncha sickos >.<
Fuck the 201 yea i sed it. Fuck the 201
Wow. How big of a dick are all the people on here who are talking shit and saying negative things about this post. You really are so much of an adshole that you think it's acceptable to talk shit about a random post on some websit about a person you don't even know?
Or is it mearlybto get attention? Grow the fuck up and get some real friends...a
i miss those days of being bitter with a reason.... now im just bitter with no reason. its just not the same :[
2:06, my girl has pride, pride in making me good sammiches and stayin in her place. 2:06 is probably that "quiet guy" homo...
Maybe if she was in the doggy position more and the fetal less she wouldn't have been dumped!
Sounds like me after my fiance cheated on me T.T
cat lady: either fugly or a dominant, arrogant bitch that won't swallow or take it up the ass
why doesnt every guy go by 10:03.
Poor girl I feel your pain. But I think maybe the talking to your cat part is a little too much...
It's mainly used for suppression only. Bringing them right where they need to be. And there you have it.
Fucking dumb as hell I hope you get soo fat.. Your prolly already fat and ugly tho
Sounds like someone needs a pity fuck
I'm scared to call my ex
One click of a mouse can make your freak flag fly.
4:02 what a horrible thing to say to an innocent guy....
2:06, yeah pride in taking anal! STFU
9:15 your the reason why I think MOST men aren't worth shit
5:32 you are freakin sick and messed up. 5:32 and 2:30 need to be deleted. what a pervert.
@ 4:28 did you suck him? Do it in public? Take it in your ass? Bring your girlfriends home? Go wo panties? That's why u got dumped cuz some other girl is doing all that for him!!
Who says that it's a girl? No where in this txt does it state that it's a female.
What do crazy bitches do for fun on Saturday mornings?
4:28 Me and my ex went doggy all the time, his favorite position, and I still got dumped so your point is invalid.
Haha good. U probably deserved it bitch
You should sleep with a shotgun in your mouth.die.
sounds like 4:06 doesn't swallow or take it up the ass either. Any bets on how many cats she has? I bet at least 3. And they are named "poor me", "proud to be fugly" and "get that dick away from me"
Bitch shoulda given her man anal....
@12:07 --maybe so, but I get pussy when I want so I don't give a flying fuck what you think. I've probably fucked you, too -- and you weren't worth going back to for a 2nd shot
You have to be a little conservative about your ammo.
Wow another cat text. Why do all text like this sound like women making it up for this app?
Or is it a dude?
2:30, go kill yourself.
do you guys like pissing people off?
no wonder he left her this bitch sounds insane
wow. it sucks to get dumped but think about your oppurtunities.
Wanna hear a joke?
poor girl :-(
also: 3:06 you must be SUCH a catch with views like that.
Pathetic, you clearly need to grow a pair and suck it up. Just my opinion.
hmmm...talking to a cat, eating ice cream, and crying on the floor, huh? now how could a guy not want all of that?
4:49 should suck on a nice fudge pop, and choke on the cum.
Hey OP, get up run a couple laps, lay off the B
1:26, what do you mean poor girl? She dererves it!
when will the bitches learn? Guys want to fuck, get sucked, and stick it in her ass. Period. Girls want to feel loved, want a relationship, talk about the future, and blah, blah, blah. If you are too needy --- starting buying cats and ice cream because that's what's going to be there on Saturday morning
Eating Ben and Jerry's this early in the morning is like a person getting drunk before noon... it is a sure sign of a real problem... like she is probably a huge fatty.
Get a fuckin life u suicidal bitch
She probably whinned to much or didn't take it in the ass. I would have dumped her too, then answered "lol" if she sent me that!
Know what's best about working in a day care? All the tight holes you could ever want. They always bleed too
1:47, no she needs to get her whinny ass and make him a sammich!
10:30 is a pussy and has NO G A M E
Bitch should shut up and make that guy a sammich! No wonder he dumped her!
1:14 anyone who does this is obviously psycho.