Help me help you realize you are a moron
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.