Have some text gold?

Comments

You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • this is prob two girls being sarcastic with eachother. in college, showering at the same time= showering together.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:24pm
  • sex in the shower is the best!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:32pm
  • hahaha i think someone is messing with pretzel guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 4:01pm
  • These pretzels are making me thirsty -Crispy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:12pm
  • 8:45 ur so right I don't know what this person is talking about shower sex is hot as hell!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 9:03pm
  • I wonder why everyone assumes the DUDE is the one being honest with her? I would be the female saying... no need forthe romantic shit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 5:20pm
  • Sometimes I imagine I'm showering in a fountain of pretzels.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:03pm
  • pretzel guy shows his wiener to women on the bus...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 6:43pm
  • Yeah I want it on a v-neck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 5:10pm
  • These pretzels are making me Crispy. Thirsty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 4:23pm
  • @ 3.24 : why ruin the moment...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:28pm
  • The word is TASTY, you uneducated fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 11:06am
  • I know these two! 901 is the girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:41am
  • These pretzels are making me thirsty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:15pm
  • How do you have sex in the shower if he's 6'9'' and you're 5'6''?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 6:49pm
  • (901) should've run for memphis city mayor!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 9:34am
  • Not all Memphis girls but the majority are whores yes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 6:52pm
  • 8:45 I haven't. He's really tall (6'-fucking-9''!!), just haven't tried it yet. -6:49

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 9:26pm
  • I lpve pretzels. i love cocks. -Crispy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 8:14pm
  • quite the whore I think.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 6:21pm
  • These pretzels are making me thirsty. -Crispy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:43pm
  • Either stolen from or a reference to Pretty Woman.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:50pm
  • "Crispy"....I hope you choke on your fucking pretzel.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:36pm
  • I love vagina, it's so tastey oh so tastey it's a tastey tastey treat!!!! mmmmmmm tastey vagina. tastey tastey vagina. vagina that magic treat that's as much fun to fuck as it... eat!!!!! halo 3 sucks chesneys period

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 3:07am
  • These pretzels are making me thirsty. -Crispy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:42pm
  • 1034. Try that in the shower and u bussin both of yal heads open

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:04pm
  • Hey so my boyfriend texts while he sleeps. Haha he thinks he's a secret agent on a mission to save our friend :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 4:05pm
  • Damn I miss Memphis.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 8:36am
  • If 901 is a female, it's assholes like her that turn sweet guys into prick bastards.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:37pm
  • Who's impersonating me?? -Crispy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:47pm
  • That's Memphis for ya! damn I love my town!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 11:37pm
  • No no no you just bend her over in the shower!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 4:35pm
  • Atleast he is being up front and real with the girl!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:16pm
  • What he really meant was, "can we take a shower together so I know for a fact you've washed it?"

    Submitted by hahaUsuck on Jul 28, 10 at 7:44am
  • I want this one on a shirt, haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 4:55pm
  • if hes 6'9 he picks u up and u go belly to belly ur legs wrapped around him...thats how me and my girl gotta use it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 10:34pm
  • um why the hell is "crispy" talking to himself?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:53pm
  • These pretzels are making me thirsty. -Crispy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:42pm
  • Maybe he means he wants to take a shower with her AFTER sex. . . .seeing as how her body will be destroyed and covered in semen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 4:17pm
  • anyone want to suck my dick in the shower??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:14pm
  • These pretzels are making me thirsty...for cum. -Crispy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 8:44pm
  • i prefer a golden shower over a romantic one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:10pm
  • Memphis! Woot

    Submitted by forlorn420 on Feb 29, 12 at 9:53pm
  • 649- you dont? shower sex is unbelievable. has nothing to do with romance and everything to do with the fact that it's clean and dirty all at the same time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 8:45pm
  • i got my red wings like a month ago....i actually really enjoyed the lubrication that the blood gave us, its all metally tasting tho :/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 5:20pm
  • I dig anal. -Crispy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 4:40pm
  • i just got my red wings! and lemme tell u dat shit taste betta den it looks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 5:14pm
  • ... but I like shower sex... It's so... clean! :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 5:51pm
  • Memphis girls are a sure thing, that's for sure

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:30pm
  • The question is which one is the guy here?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 10:06pm
  • These pretzels are making me thirsty. -Crispy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:42pm
  • The only thing romantic about a shower during sexy time is when she has a visit from aunt Flow!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 11:07am
  • Nobody I think somebody figured out who the preztels guy is

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:58pm
  • These pretzels are making me thirsty. -Crispy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:43pm
  • These pretzels are making me thirsty. -Crispy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:43pm
  • Romantic shit??? And they say chivalry is dead...

    Submitted by KEYUMMM on Jan 12, 14 at 1:23am