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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:24pm

    this is prob two girls being sarcastic with eachother. in college, showering at the same time= showering together.

  • 87 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:32pm

    sex in the shower is the best!!!

  • 88 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:12pm

    These pretzels are making me thirsty -Crispy

  • 93 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:03pm

    Sometimes I imagine I'm showering in a fountain of pretzels.

  • 76 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 4:01pm

    hahaha i think someone is messing with pretzel guy

  • 83 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:28pm

    @ 3.24 : why ruin the moment...

  • 79 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:15pm

    These pretzels are making me thirsty

  • 76 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 9:03pm

    8:45 ur so right I don't know what this person is talking about shower sex is hot as hell!!!!!!

  • 70 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 6:49pm

    How do you have sex in the shower if he's 6'9'' and you're 5'6''?

  • 69 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:50pm

    Either stolen from or a reference to Pretty Woman.

  • 72 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 6:52pm

    Not all Memphis girls but the majority are whores yes.

  • 59 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 11:06am

    The word is TASTY, you uneducated fuck.

  • 71 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 5:10pm

    Yeah I want it on a v-neck

  • 72 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 4:23pm

    These pretzels are making me Crispy. Thirsty

  • 77 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 6:43pm

    pretzel guy shows his wiener to women on the bus...

  • 74 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 5:20pm

    I wonder why everyone assumes the DUDE is the one being honest with her? I would be the female saying... no need forthe romantic shit!

  • 73 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:36pm

    "Crispy"....I hope you choke on your fucking pretzel.

  • 68 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 11:04pm

    1034. Try that in the shower and u bussin both of yal heads open

  • 63 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 9:26pm

    8:45 I haven't. He's really tall (6'-fucking-9''!!), just haven't tried it yet. -6:49

  • 73 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:42pm

    These pretzels are making me thirsty. -Crispy

  • 56 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 9:34am

    (901) should've run for memphis city mayor!

  • 65 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 3:07am

    I love vagina, it's so tastey oh so tastey it's a tastey tastey treat!!!! mmmmmmm tastey vagina. tastey tastey vagina. vagina that magic treat that's as much fun to fuck as it... eat!!!!! halo 3 sucks chesneys period

  • 67 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:43pm

    These pretzels are making me thirsty. -Crispy

  • 62 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 4:35pm

    No no no you just bend her over in the shower!

  • 65 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:37pm

    If 901 is a female, it's assholes like her that turn sweet guys into prick bastards.

  • 70 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 6:21pm

    quite the whore I think.

  • 71 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:47pm

    Who's impersonating me?? -Crispy

  • 60 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 8:14pm

    I lpve pretzels. i love cocks. -Crispy

  • 58 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:41am

    I know these two! 901 is the girl.

  • 58 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:53pm

    um why the hell is "crispy" talking to himself?

  • 57 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 8:45pm

    649- you dont? shower sex is unbelievable. has nothing to do with romance and everything to do with the fact that it's clean and dirty all at the same time.

  • 45 50
    Submitted by hahaUsuck on Jul 28, 10 at 7:44am

    What he really meant was, "can we take a shower together so I know for a fact you've washed it?"

  • 61 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 11:37pm

    That's Memphis for ya! damn I love my town!

  • 67 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 5:51pm

    ... but I like shower sex... It's so... clean! :)

  • 63 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 4:40pm

    I dig anal. -Crispy

  • 65 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 10:34pm

    if hes 6'9 he picks u up and u go belly to belly ur legs wrapped around him...thats how me and my girl gotta use it

  • 65 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:10pm

    i prefer a golden shower over a romantic one.

  • 58 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:16pm

    Atleast he is being up front and real with the girl!

  • 60 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 4:17pm

    Maybe he means he wants to take a shower with her AFTER sex. . . .seeing as how her body will be destroyed and covered in semen.

  • 57 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 11:07am

    The only thing romantic about a shower during sexy time is when she has a visit from aunt Flow!

  • 54 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 10:06pm

    The question is which one is the guy here?

  • 46 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 8:36am

    Damn I miss Memphis.

  • 56 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 5:14pm

    i just got my red wings! and lemme tell u dat shit taste betta den it looks

  • 59 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 4:05pm

    Hey so my boyfriend texts while he sleeps. Haha he thinks he's a secret agent on a mission to save our friend :P

  • 51 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:14pm

    anyone want to suck my dick in the shower??

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:42pm

    These pretzels are making me thirsty. -Crispy

  • 53 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 8:44pm

    These pretzels are making me thirsty...for cum. -Crispy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 4:55pm

    I want this one on a shirt, haha

  • 48 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:30pm

    Memphis girls are a sure thing, that's for sure

  • 26 34
    Submitted by forlorn420 on Feb 29, 12 at 9:53pm

    Memphis! Woot

  • 54 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 5:20pm

    i got my red wings like a month ago....i actually really enjoyed the lubrication that the blood gave us, its all metally tasting tho :/

  • 55 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:43pm

    These pretzels are making me thirsty. -Crispy

  • 9 6
    Submitted by KEYUMMM on Jan 12, 14 at 1:23am

    Romantic shit??? And they say chivalry is dead...

  • 48 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:58pm

    Nobody I think somebody figured out who the preztels guy is

  • 48 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:42pm

    These pretzels are making me thirsty. -Crispy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 3:43pm

    These pretzels are making me thirsty. -Crispy