Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I need water and some morals
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am