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  • 67 49
    Submitted by 1BigDaddy on Jul 19, 10 at 6:44pm

    All these pretzel comments remind me of "anyone want a chocolate covered pretzel?" from Mall Rats.

  • 60 47
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 19, 10 at 6:09pm

    Gsusfreak is lame.

  • 62 56
    Submitted by GsusLikesWafls on Jul 19, 10 at 6:12pm

    That must be one dumbass body you got there

  • 52 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 10 at 8:04pm

    Oletta vagina says she likes Firsty.

  • 58 53
    Submitted by GsusLikesWafls on Jul 19, 10 at 6:07pm

    Firsty is old

  • 54 47
    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 20, 10 at 1:51am

    More wife posts please, beer dingo likes her

  • 55 50
    Submitted by MyWife on Jul 19, 10 at 6:55pm

    Heyitskanye, I have a feeling that's gonna catch on. Wish I woulda thought of that before this fail MyWife crap :/

    • 44 59
      Submitted by yeaaaah on Jul 19, 10 at 10:37pm

      you know what you should try? getting a life.

  • 62 64
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 19, 10 at 6:14pm

    Gsusfreak isn't so lame. Your comment to the op was very funny. My apologies to you.

  • 59 59
    Submitted by stephaniie on Jul 20, 10 at 12:13am

    Lol.

  • 57 60
    Submitted by vanished on Jul 19, 10 at 9:14pm

    What a shitty tfln. Mods?

  • 53 53
    Submitted by Dumbledore_Died on Jul 19, 10 at 8:57pm

    Spoiler alert: Dumbledore dies.

  • 57 62
    Submitted by heyitskanye on Jul 19, 10 at 6:44pm

    hey yo firsty fans, ima let you finish but soviet russia guy had the best meme of ALL TIME!

  • 54 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 10 at 11:26pm

    Get in the freezer.

  • 54 62
    Submitted by firsty on Jul 19, 10 at 7:26pm

    These pretzels are making me Firsty! Check it out Firstyfans! Firsty has a twitter account: http://twitter.com/OriginalFirsty

  • 47 48
    Submitted by GsusLikesWafls on Jul 19, 10 at 6:13pm

    Nice comeback dirtydickhole very original

  • 50 54
    Submitted by MusicILY on Jul 19, 10 at 6:09pm

    I dunno if this is a fail or a win haha

  • 48 53
    Submitted by Bomb on Jul 20, 10 at 10:53pm

    Fail.

  • 48 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 10 at 11:41pm

    There is an APP for that.

  • 50 58
    Submitted by broncos4life on Jul 19, 10 at 8:28pm

    In soviet Russia Christmas music listens to you!

  • 53 67
    Submitted by _TheDude_ on Jul 23, 10 at 3:02pm

    Dirtyfirsty= firsty's homo lover.

  • 50 62
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 3:08pm

    This is stupid old people are dumb

  • 43 54
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 19, 10 at 6:21pm

    MyWife you are a catchy phrase and funny. And no more apologies from me. Try to be nice and now I'm a dirtydickhole? It has a nice tone to it. Maybe I'll change my name to it?

  • 42 57
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 19, 10 at 11:00pm

    Looking at pictures of snow works just as well. Not.

  • 41 55
    Submitted by MyWife on Jul 19, 10 at 6:17pm

    Fuck this. This is never gonna catch on. I guess firsty nation wins :/

    • 73 48
      Submitted by firsty on Jul 19, 10 at 7:21pm

      Firsty kinda liked it. He has polled the other Firsty's to see if they agree we should team up. Check it out here: http://twitter.com/originalfirsty

  • 46 67
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 19, 10 at 6:05pm

    for firsty

  • 46 68
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 19, 10 at 6:15pm

    GsusLikesWafls is your name. Not Gsusfreak.

  • 45 68
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 19, 10 at 6:17pm

    Now see, I apologized to you GsusLikesWafls and you call me a dirtyhole? So not nice of you.

  • 34 51
    Submitted by prozac_junkie on Jul 19, 10 at 8:46pm

    I don't think that works if you spend every Christmas someplace warm and southern

  • 36 64
    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 20, 10 at 1:50am

    Firsty alert.. Waffleboy has a noticeable lack of manners.. I shall send the beer dingo to fill waffle frig w/ ummm ... Schlitz and mad dog 20 20.... And steal the toilet paper....

  • 33 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 10 at 10:46pm

    Haha. That would totally work :D

  • 36 66
    Submitted by FreshnClean on Jul 19, 10 at 8:49pm

    holy fuck that's a brilliant idea

  • 32 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 10 at 10:57pm

    Huh I'm in South Am. For Xmas. It's summer. This didn't cut it. Almost a way of saying. Your situation sucks ass.