He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
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Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.