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  • Submitted by jasboo on Jan 30, 11 at 5:41pm

    the best way to get over one is to get under another....

  • Submitted by sammysamsam on Jan 30, 11 at 8:48pm

    There sure are a lot of Haters on this site

  • Submitted by Valkyrie on Jan 31, 11 at 12:29am

    My manfriend's penis cures hangovers.

  • Submitted by liltot12 on Jan 30, 11 at 8:27pm

    That's exactly what I need right now.

  • Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Jan 30, 11 at 4:58pm

    It's not the penis, sweetie; it's the valtrex.

  • Submitted by iluvmy65 on Jan 30, 11 at 8:13pm

    With a creamy center.

  • Submitted by tdg on Jan 30, 11 at 10:13pm

    God bless Texas.

  • Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Jan 30, 11 at 4:43pm

    Ahhh, it must be love!

  • Submitted by vdubvixen on Feb 1, 11 at 1:01am

    I know a penis just like that! Bring on the heartache!

  • Submitted by monicaluv on Jan 30, 11 at 9:43pm

    Yeah so does my young lover!! Lol

  • Submitted by Taipan on Jan 30, 11 at 7:18pm

    Mhm. More like he's the guy you run to after another breaks up with you because he makes you feel wanted. Unless you're plain stupid, you know he's taking advantage of the situation. With his penis. See a damn counselor lady!

  • Submitted by anononyminous on Feb 1, 11 at 1:15am

    all these haters up in here...are all of you saving sex for marriage or what??

  • Submitted by sweezuu15 on Jan 31, 11 at 7:48am

    So he gave u abal

  • Submitted by FoBlover62 on Jan 30, 11 at 4:13pm


  • Submitted by TmarDaMan on Jan 31, 11 at 10:20pm

    So does mine !!!

  • Submitted by solofx on Feb 3, 11 at 1:02pm

    I wish I could be that man for some broken hearted woman right now. Lol I just got a divorce and need someone to make happy again.

  • Submitted by KittenFu on Feb 1, 11 at 11:51pm

    Everything is bigger in Texas. Thank you Lord.

  • Submitted by Le_Bag on Jan 30, 11 at 9:10pm

    it also has the gift of Chlamydia

  • Submitted by Michguy on Jan 30, 11 at 4:52pm

    Cures broken hearts and can knock you up too!

  • Submitted by gizmoeyez on Jan 30, 11 at 4:57pm

    ahhhh thats nice! oh wait, no, THATS not a broken heart being mended, its clamydia! enjoy!