Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
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Best stand up ever, "we need to work on making cum taste like chocolate, bitches would tackle men."
come here Willy Wonka. momma needs some lovin. that is great stand up
Unless the girl hates kiwi. You'll go wrong less with chocolate.
Hohohoho, green giant.
And by "kiwi flavored" you mean "a guy from New Zealand jizzed in it."
Until it breaks...
Except if the seed gets stuck in your teeth...
Testicles look a little like kiwis... Under the right circumstances, this could actually go very wrong.
Kiwi flavored is fine, just avoid the bubble gum flavored ones.
Just don't bite holes in it until you're finished...
Unless your allergic to kiwi. Like me.
i really doubt kiwi flavored condoms have any actual kiwi ON them
So if you're having sex with this condom on, and the girl is on her period, is it called a "kiwi-strawberry?"