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  • 64 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 10 at 11:32am
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    Saying second, in my opinion, is worse than saying first.

  • 57 39
    Submitted by canonymous on May 22, 10 at 7:18pm
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    well i hope you use condoms so that neither of you regret that night

  • 57 47
    Submitted by cowgirlqt on May 22, 10 at 2:41pm
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    if the sex was any good in the least bit, they shouldn't be regretting it anyways. just sayin'

  • 48 38
    Submitted by plc123 on May 24, 10 at 7:41pm
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    I remember you!!!!! I won 20 dollars.... Thanks for the 20 dollars.

  • 53 54
    Submitted by aricartt on May 22, 10 at 11:25am
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    Not a bad idea, I'll go buy a stack right now.

  • 51 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 10 at 1:20pm
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    7th. Suck on that.

  • 53 61
    Submitted by blahhhaaa on May 22, 10 at 2:00pm
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    Saying 7th is actually pretty funny!

  • 49 56
    Submitted by carleton1984 on May 22, 10 at 11:52am
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    Get the scratch and sniff!

  • 44 49
    Submitted by evolwayz on May 23, 10 at 1:32am
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    Either that or learn how to fuck properly garbage dick

  • 41 45
    Submitted by mnightgoulding on May 23, 10 at 9:35am
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    In soviet Russia, lottery tickets scratch you!

  • 46 56
    Submitted by Hawk21 on May 22, 10 at 3:12pm
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    genius I think any smart man should start doing this haha

  • 42 49
    Submitted by mat459 on May 22, 10 at 11:54am
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    no they dont

  • 37 42
    Submitted by urallstupid on May 22, 10 at 1:52pm
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    WOW!!!! An actual funny text. This is great.

  • 35 40
    Submitted by heyyyemilyyy on May 25, 10 at 11:35pm
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    Sounds like a good idea :)

  • 37 51
    Submitted by ZOMB13ATTACK on May 23, 10 at 3:15am
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    Fuck yeah, New York!

  • 39 55
    Submitted by GellyBelly502 on May 22, 10 at 12:06pm
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    awww how sweet! now if she were to win anythin & not share wouldnt you regret it? lol

  • 39 57
    Submitted by edwaslike on May 22, 10 at 5:05pm
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    that's actually really adorable.

  • 36 60
    Submitted by rickz on May 23, 10 at 4:30am
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    Just one more thing a woman has to scratch off after fucking u

  • 35 62
    Submitted by combatwombat04 on May 22, 10 at 8:11pm
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    My boyfriend and his roomate use to give girls parting gifts when they did their walk of shame. He knew I was a keeper when I just laughed instead of getting all pissy like the other girls. :)

  • 43 85
    Submitted by purpleispretty on May 22, 10 at 11:31am
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    Second