I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
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Saying second, in my opinion, is worse than saying first.
if the sex was any good in the least bit, they shouldn't be regretting it anyways. just sayin'
well i hope you use condoms so that neither of you regret that night
no they dont
In soviet Russia, lottery tickets scratch you!
Get the scratch and sniff!
Just one more thing a woman has to scratch off after fucking u
7th. Suck on that.
awww how sweet! now if she were to win anythin & not share wouldnt you regret it? lol
that's actually really adorable.
genius I think any smart man should start doing this haha
WOW!!!! An actual funny text. This is great.
I remember you!!!!! I won 20 dollars.... Thanks for the 20 dollars.
Either that or learn how to fuck properly garbage dick
Saying 7th is actually pretty funny!
Not a bad idea, I'll go buy a stack right now.
Sounds like a good idea :)
My boyfriend and his roomate use to give girls parting gifts when they did their walk of shame. He knew I was a keeper when I just laughed instead of getting all pissy like the other girls. :)
Fuck yeah, New York!