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  • 88 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 10 at 11:32am

    Saying second, in my opinion, is worse than saying first.

  • 80 55
    Submitted by canonymous on May 22, 10 at 7:18pm

    well i hope you use condoms so that neither of you regret that night

  • 77 64
    Submitted by cowgirlqt on May 22, 10 at 2:41pm

    if the sex was any good in the least bit, they shouldn't be regretting it anyways. just sayin'

  • 73 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 10 at 1:20pm

    7th. Suck on that.

  • 78 79
    Submitted by carleton1984 on May 22, 10 at 11:52am

    Get the scratch and sniff!

  • 69 66
    Submitted by plc123 on May 24, 10 at 7:41pm

    I remember you!!!!! I won 20 dollars.... Thanks for the 20 dollars.

  • 71 73
    Submitted by aricartt on May 22, 10 at 11:25am

    Not a bad idea, I'll go buy a stack right now.

  • 71 75
    Submitted by Hawk21 on May 22, 10 at 3:12pm

    genius I think any smart man should start doing this haha

  • 62 62
    Submitted by urallstupid on May 22, 10 at 1:52pm

    WOW!!!! An actual funny text. This is great.

  • 61 62
    Submitted by mnightgoulding on May 23, 10 at 9:35am

    In soviet Russia, lottery tickets scratch you!

  • 64 69
    Submitted by mat459 on May 22, 10 at 11:54am

    no they dont

  • 59 60
    Submitted by heyyyemilyyy on May 25, 10 at 11:35pm

    Sounds like a good idea :)

  • 69 82
    Submitted by blahhhaaa on May 22, 10 at 2:00pm

    Saying 7th is actually pretty funny!

  • 62 69
    Submitted by evolwayz on May 23, 10 at 1:32am

    Either that or learn how to fuck properly garbage dick

  • 62 73
    Submitted by GellyBelly502 on May 22, 10 at 12:06pm

    awww how sweet! now if she were to win anythin & not share wouldnt you regret it? lol

  • 57 72
    Submitted by ZOMB13ATTACK on May 23, 10 at 3:15am

    Fuck yeah, New York!

  • 59 77
    Submitted by rickz on May 23, 10 at 4:30am

    Just one more thing a woman has to scratch off after fucking u

  • Submitted by purpleispretty on May 22, 10 at 11:31am

    Second

  • 56 78
    Submitted by edwaslike on May 22, 10 at 5:05pm

    that's actually really adorable.

  • 56 83
    Submitted by combatwombat04 on May 22, 10 at 8:11pm

    My boyfriend and his roomate use to give girls parting gifts when they did their walk of shame. He knew I was a keeper when I just laughed instead of getting all pissy like the other girls. :)