I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
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Saying second, in my opinion, is worse than saying first.
if the sex was any good in the least bit, they shouldn't be regretting it anyways. just sayin'
well i hope you use condoms so that neither of you regret that night
no they dont
Just one more thing a woman has to scratch off after fucking u
In soviet Russia, lottery tickets scratch you!
Get the scratch and sniff!
7th. Suck on that.
awww how sweet! now if she were to win anythin & not share wouldnt you regret it? lol
that's actually really adorable.
WOW!!!! An actual funny text. This is great.
genius I think any smart man should start doing this haha
Either that or learn how to fuck properly garbage dick
I remember you!!!!! I won 20 dollars.... Thanks for the 20 dollars.
Saying 7th is actually pretty funny!
Not a bad idea, I'll go buy a stack right now.
Sounds like a good idea :)
My boyfriend and his roomate use to give girls parting gifts when they did their walk of shame. He knew I was a keeper when I just laughed instead of getting all pissy like the other girls. :)
Fuck yeah, New York!