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  • 74 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 2:11pm

    Hofax. There is your million dollar idea

  • 87 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:44pm

    i don't want it for the pussy milages...all pussy has milage on it...i would want it for the report on phsyco episodes, PMS severity, maintenance requirements...etc...

  • 73 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 8:19pm

    Wasn't this text on here before? Also, where the hell do you people meet all these lying degenerates? You might want to check yourself too.

  • 76 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 4:28am

    If you can take a dick, you can take a joke! ;-)

  • 73 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:29pm

    (425)god thats the greatest thing ever, lets call it "slut fax report"

  • 72 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 2:30pm

    We wouldn't be so retarded if u girls just make up your GOD DAMN minds already!!!! I swear it gets really fucking annoying!

  • 69 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:15pm

    i think there is a greater need for reports on men and where they have been as opposed to women. just sayin'

  • 65 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:20am

    jesus christ what kind of girls have you guys been going after? let me guess, you're the same kind of assholes who join frats. i don't need a report on a girl because i have TASTE and get to know someone before asking them out.

  • 68 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:56pm

    Lots of damaged goods bitches out there.

  • 58 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 10 at 5:17pm

    hofax

  • 57 54
    Submitted by keough on Apr 12, 10 at 8:32am

    Yes they should!

  • 58 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 4:05pm

    I think fraternities and sororities are fucking stupid!!!

  • 62 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 3:07am

    I live in the 910 (f***ing North Carolina)...if you'd seen the girls in this area, you'd want a carfax too...

  • 67 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 5:05pm

    I'm a girl and hate how right the OP is. Bitchfax, Slutfax, both good ideas.

  • 63 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 4:04pm

    I'm a girl and I thought this was helarious. :)

  • 62 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 2:53pm

    I'm a straight chick and I agree... Girls are liars just like used car salesmen... Guys: check that shit before she wrecks your shit!

  • 71 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 2:18pm

    Haha oh boy I wish there was a bitchfax as well. Would have saved me time and effort from my previous dates! Bitches man BITCHES!!!!

  • 73 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:55pm

    Yea, how much mileage does she really have?

  • 71 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 4:31pm

    I want to know if the bitch has been rear-ended. You often can't tell just by looking

  • 59 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 3:42pm

    they hate it when you use the word cunt!

  • 50 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 8:57am

    I've said a million times that there needs to be a web site were you can report the psychos

  • 59 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:04am

    I'd like to find out if she had any body work done

  • 57 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 5:04pm

    Guys need to come with one too!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 2:36pm

    yes the bitchfax report would have gyno results all the way back, any pregnancy tests, STD tests, etc. and its needed for girls more than guys, all girls are filthy liars and state "I'm such a bad liar" on basically any first date just to set you up for failure

  • 59 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 2:36pm

    maybe if you're questioning this you shouldn't be with the girl?

  • 61 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 2:31pm

    Nothing is worse than crushing on what you think is a pretty nice girl then finding out how much of a slut she is later.

    • 38 66
      Submitted by hate1986 on Mar 8, 10 at 7:19am

      yeah welcome to my world

  • 66 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:20pm

    The avg guy will add 3 to the number of people he's slept with. The average woman will subtract 3. Who do you feel safer listening to??

  • 58 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 12:58pm

    yeah, lets check yours buddy. cuz your the one sleeping with them.

  • 56 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 2:54pm

    some are available with CARFAX- dubyadubyadubyausasexguidedotinfo

  • 50 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 8:54pm

    I only go out with the ones with under two pages

  • 56 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 3:55pm

    It's called slutfax, thank u

  • 52 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 8:58am

    5:04-speaking from experience?!

  • 55 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 6:01pm

    Dear everyone saying "boys/men do": originality fail.

  • 32 33
    Submitted by TheTarkster on Sep 22, 11 at 4:57pm

    Yeah but instead of "Rear ended several times, leaks fluid, high mileage" it says "Digs anal, wets self, gets around".

  • 50 72
    Submitted by alexis1321 on Apr 5, 10 at 7:26pm

    guys should come with a carfax report.

  • 50 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 1:37am

    Haha totally thougt about this 2 months ago, when bringing up a girls history of all the guys that I know she's been with.

  • 56 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:25pm

    (843): there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.

  • 57 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 3:23pm

    Then you would know up front if they were from Texas and could appropriately avoid them. -not Texan

  • 57 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:12pm

    Dirty whores... Need to know if she is a lemon

  • 52 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 7:42pm

    STOLE MY IDEA. Bitchfax, look it up on urban dictionary. I put that shit up a while ago.

  • 56 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 1:04am

    Amen. To that brother. AMEN

  • 56 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:42am

    Best tfln I've seen hah

  • 57 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:03am

    Hey 4:31 I want to find out if she has been flooded

  • 48 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:30pm

    i agree with (1:20) we needs reports for girls

  • 42 66
    Submitted by PeetyPablo on May 12, 10 at 11:06pm

    Ahahhahhaa YES

  • 46 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 2:33pm

    And 1:44, that's what I would want it for. Give me all the good stuff and bad stuff so I can make a choice if I should proceed or not.

  • 50 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 2:26pm

    Bitches is dumb esp the one below me

  • 48 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 1:08pm

    HA HA HA!! ITS TRUE!

  • 46 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 5:33am

    agreed also. there are some DIRTY girls out there. I know for a fact sadly.lol

  • 49 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 4:40pm

    @4:31 --- Great post!!!

  • 42 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 2:10am

    OP is a sexist piece of shit, and I seriously doubt the "girls" agreeing with him are actually girls. If you want to know what a girl's been up to ask... and offer her the same honesty.

  • 42 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 2:41pm

    "The avg guy will add 3 to the number of people he's slept with. The average woman will subtract 3. Who do you feel safer listening to??" No no no no, the average guy will ADD 3, the average woman will DIVIDE BY 3.

  • 42 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 5:05pm

    Yea, and guys need an up-to-date STD report......

  • 35 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 2:40pm

    2:36, no I just want the best not something that is is going to break down on me in the middle of our relationship!