Girls should come with a carfax report
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(425)god thats the greatest thing ever, lets call it "slut fax report"
i don't want it for the pussy milages...all pussy has milage on it...i would want it for the report on phsyco episodes, PMS severity, maintenance requirements...etc...
jesus christ what kind of girls have you guys been going after? let me guess, you're the same kind of assholes who join frats.
i don't need a report on a girl because i have TASTE and get to know someone before asking them out.
Hofax. There is your million dollar idea
If you can take a dick, you can take a joke! ;-)
they hate it when you use the word cunt!
Nothing is worse than crushing on what you think is a pretty nice girl then finding out how much of a slut she is later.
yeah welcome to my world
Wasn't this text on here before? Also, where the hell do you people meet all these lying degenerates? You might want to check yourself too.
I'm a girl and hate how right the OP is. Bitchfax, Slutfax, both good ideas.
I only go out with the ones with under two pages
The avg guy will add 3 to the number of people he's slept with. The average woman will subtract 3. Who do you feel safer listening to??
I want to know if the bitch has been rear-ended. You often can't tell just by looking
maybe if you're questioning this you shouldn't be with the girl?
Guys need to come with one too!
I've said a million times that there needs to be a web site were you can report the psychos
Haha totally thougt about this 2 months ago, when bringing up a girls history of all the guys that I know she's been with.
some are available with CARFAX- dubyadubyadubyausasexguidedotinfo
We wouldn't be so retarded if u girls just make up your GOD DAMN minds already!!!! I swear it gets really fucking annoying!
I think fraternities and sororities are fucking stupid!!!
Yeah but instead of "Rear ended several times, leaks fluid, high mileage" it says "Digs anal, wets self, gets around".
I live in the 910 (f***ing North Carolina)...if you'd seen the girls in this area, you'd want a carfax too...
i think there is a greater need for reports on men and where they have been as opposed to women. just sayin'
Haha oh boy I wish there was a bitchfax as well. Would have saved me time and effort from my previous dates! Bitches man BITCHES!!!!
I'm a girl and I thought this was helarious. :)
I'm a straight chick and I agree... Girls are liars just like used car salesmen... Guys: check that shit before she wrecks your shit!
Lots of damaged goods bitches out there.
yes the bitchfax report would have gyno results all the way back, any pregnancy tests, STD tests, etc.
and its needed for girls more than guys, all girls are filthy liars and state "I'm such a bad liar" on basically any first date just to set you up for failure
Hey 4:31 I want to find out if she has been flooded
Then you would know up front if they were from Texas and could appropriately avoid them.
Dirty whores... Need to know if she is a lemon
HA HA HA!! ITS TRUE!
Dear everyone saying "boys/men do": originality fail.
I'd like to find out if she had any body work done
Yea, how much mileage does she really have?
Yes they should!
It's called slutfax, thank u
Best tfln I've seen hah
OP is a sexist piece of shit, and I seriously doubt the "girls" agreeing with him are actually girls.
If you want to know what a girl's been up to ask... and offer her the same honesty.
agreed also. there are some DIRTY girls out there. I know for a fact sadly.lol
STOLE MY IDEA. Bitchfax, look it up on urban dictionary. I put that shit up a while ago.
(843): there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Amen. To that brother. AMEN
yeah, lets check yours buddy. cuz your the one sleeping with them.
i agree with (1:20) we needs reports for girls
@4:31 --- Great post!!!
And 1:44, that's what I would want it for. Give me all the good stuff and bad stuff so I can make a choice if I should proceed or not.
guys should come with a carfax report.
Yea, and guys need an up-to-date STD report......
5:04-speaking from experience?!
Bitches is dumb esp the one below me
2:36, no I just want the best not something that is is going to break down on me in the middle of our relationship!
"The avg guy will add 3 to the number of people he's slept with. The average woman will subtract 3. Who do you feel safer listening to??"
No no no no, the average guy will ADD 3, the average woman will DIVIDE BY 3.