Girls should come with a carfax report
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(425)god thats the greatest thing ever, lets call it "slut fax report"
jesus christ what kind of girls have you guys been going after? let me guess, you're the same kind of assholes who join frats.
i don't need a report on a girl because i have TASTE and get to know someone before asking them out.
Hofax. There is your million dollar idea
i don't want it for the pussy milages...all pussy has milage on it...i would want it for the report on phsyco episodes, PMS severity, maintenance requirements...etc...
If you can take a dick, you can take a joke! ;-)
I've said a million times that there needs to be a web site were you can report the psychos
i think there is a greater need for reports on men and where they have been as opposed to women. just sayin'
I want to know if the bitch has been rear-ended. You often can't tell just by looking
Guys need to come with one too!
I only go out with the ones with under two pages
they hate it when you use the word cunt!
Wasn't this text on here before? Also, where the hell do you people meet all these lying degenerates? You might want to check yourself too.
We wouldn't be so retarded if u girls just make up your GOD DAMN minds already!!!! I swear it gets really fucking annoying!
The avg guy will add 3 to the number of people he's slept with. The average woman will subtract 3. Who do you feel safer listening to??
I'm a girl and hate how right the OP is. Bitchfax, Slutfax, both good ideas.
Haha oh boy I wish there was a bitchfax as well. Would have saved me time and effort from my previous dates! Bitches man BITCHES!!!!
Haha totally thougt about this 2 months ago, when bringing up a girls history of all the guys that I know she's been with.
maybe if you're questioning this you shouldn't be with the girl?
some are available with CARFAX- dubyadubyadubyausasexguidedotinfo
Lots of damaged goods bitches out there.
Yes they should!
I think fraternities and sororities are fucking stupid!!!
I live in the 910 (f***ing North Carolina)...if you'd seen the girls in this area, you'd want a carfax too...
Nothing is worse than crushing on what you think is a pretty nice girl then finding out how much of a slut she is later.
yeah welcome to my world
yes the bitchfax report would have gyno results all the way back, any pregnancy tests, STD tests, etc.
and its needed for girls more than guys, all girls are filthy liars and state "I'm such a bad liar" on basically any first date just to set you up for failure
Yeah but instead of "Rear ended several times, leaks fluid, high mileage" it says "Digs anal, wets self, gets around".
I'm a girl and I thought this was helarious. :)
STOLE MY IDEA. Bitchfax, look it up on urban dictionary. I put that shit up a while ago.
It's called slutfax, thank u
I'm a straight chick and I agree... Girls are liars just like used car salesmen... Guys: check that shit before she wrecks your shit!
Then you would know up front if they were from Texas and could appropriately avoid them.
(843): there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Best tfln I've seen hah
Hey 4:31 I want to find out if she has been flooded
Dirty whores... Need to know if she is a lemon
guys should come with a carfax report.
I'd like to find out if she had any body work done
HA HA HA!! ITS TRUE!
Dear everyone saying "boys/men do": originality fail.
And 1:44, that's what I would want it for. Give me all the good stuff and bad stuff so I can make a choice if I should proceed or not.
Yea, how much mileage does she really have?
i agree with (1:20) we needs reports for girls
agreed also. there are some DIRTY girls out there. I know for a fact sadly.lol
yeah, lets check yours buddy. cuz your the one sleeping with them.
Amen. To that brother. AMEN
5:04-speaking from experience?!
@4:31 --- Great post!!!
Bitches is dumb esp the one below me
OP is a sexist piece of shit, and I seriously doubt the "girls" agreeing with him are actually girls.
If you want to know what a girl's been up to ask... and offer her the same honesty.
"The avg guy will add 3 to the number of people he's slept with. The average woman will subtract 3. Who do you feel safer listening to??"
No no no no, the average guy will ADD 3, the average woman will DIVIDE BY 3.
Yea, and guys need an up-to-date STD report......
2:36, no I just want the best not something that is is going to break down on me in the middle of our relationship!