I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
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You need too suck more and talk less. It's all about balance.
if we can understand what your saying, you're doing it wrong
Finally a woman that understands men
For the record. All guys like girls who only open their mouth to suck our dicks. Write that down ladies.
unacceptable! you are also allowed to ask "would you like some waffles?". making sandwiches is a given.
Duh! Who wouldn't
Boys will be boys, unfortunately
Yeah this is fake as shit
Clearly this was some guy who posted this. I would hope no girl is that retarded.
That's how all men like their women.
STFU and make him a sammich... :p
Duh...we all do
Yes. He. Did
Finally a bitch that knows her place!
Jooknow you shouldn't talk with your mouth full!
It's nice being owned by a good master ;)
Sad, get rid of that guy
These comments are funnier than the text.
We all will.
Hahahaah stupid bitches.
Bit then Regis got used used to my voice
You mean that's the ONLY time he likes you- congrats on being the human vaccumm, slut! Now I'm sure you're gonna tell us he REALLY CARES about u!!
@ rolledup: I made a note in my iPhone, for the record :)
If your honestly that stupid, you deserve a money shot to the eye. If I may quote a movie-it's not gonna suck itself..p.s that being said from a chick.