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  • 105 48
    Submitted by rustybucket on Aug 5, 10 at 10:10am
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    You need too suck more and talk less. It's all about balance.

  • 75 38
    Submitted by K66Aggression on Aug 5, 10 at 11:05am
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    if we can understand what your saying, you're doing it wrong

  • 76 56
    Submitted by RolledUp on Aug 5, 10 at 11:03am
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    For the record. All guys like girls who only open their mouth to suck our dicks. Write that down ladies.

  • 66 39
    Submitted by jewishgypsy on Aug 5, 10 at 10:16am
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    Fact.

  • 60 38
    Submitted by PinkTaco1606 on Aug 5, 10 at 10:08am
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    Duh! Who wouldn't

  • 57 42
    Submitted by PearlsOfWisdom on Aug 5, 10 at 11:58am
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    unacceptable! you are also allowed to ask "would you like some waffles?". making sandwiches is a given.

  • 59 47
    Submitted by jojoboo1 on Aug 5, 10 at 10:14am
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    STFU and make him a sammich... :p

  • 54 42
    Submitted by maynard on Aug 5, 10 at 11:45am
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    Clearly this was some guy who posted this. I would hope no girl is that retarded.

  • 52 47
    Submitted by itsmillertime on Aug 5, 10 at 2:42pm
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    Finally a woman that understands men

  • 47 46
    Submitted by siafu on Aug 5, 10 at 12:31pm
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    That's how all men like their women.

  • 41 41
    Submitted by j00kn0w on Aug 5, 10 at 10:57am
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    Jooknow you shouldn't talk with your mouth full!

  • 39 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 10 at 10:51pm
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    It's nice being owned by a good master ;)

  • 35 35
    Submitted by leadbelly on Aug 6, 10 at 6:45am
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    Bit then Regis got used used to my voice

  • 40 46
    Submitted by dlux621 on Aug 5, 10 at 10:48am
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    Duh...we all do

  • 39 45
    Submitted by nonotme on Aug 6, 10 at 4:01am
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    We all will.

  • 41 50
    Submitted by Alixx on Aug 6, 10 at 5:06am
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    Yeah this is fake as shit

  • 46 61
    Submitted by xoxkatieee on Aug 5, 10 at 10:23am
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    Boys will be boys, unfortunately

  • 38 49
    Submitted by wooowduuude12 on Aug 5, 10 at 2:02pm
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    Hahahaah stupid bitches.

  • 36 46
    Submitted by Livindeadgrl on Aug 5, 10 at 12:16pm
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    These comments are funnier than the text.

  • 30 35
    Submitted by fiveoh on Aug 6, 10 at 4:11am
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    If your honestly that stupid, you deserve a money shot to the eye. If I may quote a movie-it's not gonna suck itself..p.s that being said from a chick.

  • 28 37
    Submitted by sarah3869 on Aug 6, 10 at 2:14am
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    Sad, get rid of that guy

  • 31 46
    Submitted by BadBabe93 on Aug 5, 10 at 1:52pm
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    @ rolledup: I made a note in my iPhone, for the record :)

  • 31 48
    Submitted by dycon on Aug 6, 10 at 1:24pm
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    Yes. He. Did

  • 28 45
    Submitted by mintyshake on Aug 5, 10 at 5:01pm
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    You mean that's the ONLY time he likes you- congrats on being the human vaccumm, slut! Now I'm sure you're gonna tell us he REALLY CARES about u!!

  • 27 63
    Submitted by ryno24 on Aug 5, 10 at 12:01pm
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    Finally a bitch that knows her place!