he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.