I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
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haha oh the timing of this text...yesterday was my bf's bday and guess what he got; and he sure seemed to enjoy it
Rethink this decision.
Interesting that most people put this in the context of a relationship. To me it sounds like a girl who used to blow her male friends for their birthdays, but no longer does.
To me it sounds like a slut with regrets. That's what happens when you don't swallow.
I can understand. Blow jobs should be so common and at least every other day that they aren't rare enough to be a bday gift. Hell, he should be getting those regardless of what day it is!!! At least that's how I feel anyway and my husband seems happy with it.
I hope you've upgraded to anal as a bday present
Cos ur shit at it and he can't return it to the shop for a better one
Blow jobs should be common occurrences, however, if your girl doesn't like blow jobs, they should definitely be birthday presents. Best present ever.
So what are you going to do for valentines day omg?????
What, you take it up the ass now?
Pussy is WAAAAY better for birthdays. I lost my virginity on my birthday, and every year since has been about seeing how many girls want to try to top that. This year was two. My record is four;)
you're just a little skank. thats all. nothing more
You are not my husband and no I don't! No kisses for you!
You upgraded to anal?
Yeah you should totally hook him up with a blow job.... Us guys really like the gifts when you "put your mind into it" lmao!!
Dude I wish I could say the same u r my heroine
i wish my gf had the same mindset as lillmissy :/
Uve just decided to use all ur holes
Awwwwwww :(. Now I hitting candle the Magic show.......U BITCH!!!!!
it's my bday coming up can u make an execption
No, you don't anymore. You upgraded. now you give full-on raging fucks.
Keep suckin it makes the world go round
Why do I never get blowjobs as birthday presents? =\\
That prooves, that people get more and more stupid and boring with age... :-(
Nothin like a crystal lake slut! Go 815
What is wrong with you?!! :0
Well now, sounds like you'll have some disappointed birthday boys.
you suck & not in a good way either..Judas
The 815 woot woot