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  • Rethink this decision.

    Submitted by hvltn on Apr 15, 10 at 2:23pm
  • haha oh the timing of this text...yesterday was my bf's bday and guess what he got; and he sure seemed to enjoy it

    Submitted by hailtothevictors on Apr 15, 10 at 2:49pm
  • I can understand. Blow jobs should be so common and at least every other day that they aren't rare enough to be a bday gift. Hell, he should be getting those regardless of what day it is!!! At least that's how I feel anyway and my husband seems happy with it.

    Submitted by littlemissy on Apr 15, 10 at 2:39pm
  • Interesting that most people put this in the context of a relationship. To me it sounds like a girl who used to blow her male friends for their birthdays, but no longer does.

    Submitted by wanttocomment on Apr 15, 10 at 5:52pm
    • To me it sounds like a slut with regrets. That's what happens when you don't swallow.

      Submitted by Booberto on Apr 15, 10 at 10:56pm
  • I hope you've upgraded to anal as a bday present

    Submitted by hoffathehut on Apr 15, 10 at 4:23pm
  • Cos ur shit at it and he can't return it to the shop for a better one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 15, 10 at 4:33pm
  • Blow jobs should be common occurrences, however, if your girl doesn't like blow jobs, they should definitely be birthday presents. Best present ever.

    Submitted by Backpack on Apr 15, 10 at 3:26pm
  • What, you take it up the ass now?

    Submitted by blancolex300 on Apr 15, 10 at 9:32pm
  • So what are you going to do for valentines day omg?????

    Submitted by james305 on Apr 15, 10 at 6:41pm
  • You are not my husband and no I don't! No kisses for you!

    Submitted by littlemissy on Apr 15, 10 at 8:45pm
  • Pussy is WAAAAY better for birthdays. I lost my virginity on my birthday, and every year since has been about seeing how many girls want to try to top that. This year was two. My record is four;)

    Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on Apr 15, 10 at 8:10pm
  • You upgraded to anal?

    Submitted by blah_blah_blah on Apr 15, 10 at 5:49pm
  • you're just a little skank. thats all. nothing more

    Submitted by mwdopp on Apr 17, 10 at 3:48am
  • Yeah you should totally hook him up with a blow job.... Us guys really like the gifts when you "put your mind into it" lmao!!

    Submitted by chadradmadavitch on Apr 15, 10 at 3:09pm
  • Dude I wish I could say the same u r my heroine

    Submitted by sbqt805 on Jun 1, 10 at 1:36am
  • i wish my gf had the same mindset as lillmissy :/

    Submitted by jeffthecoolkid on Apr 15, 10 at 2:45pm
  • Awwwwwww :(. Now I hitting candle the Magic show.......U BITCH!!!!!

    Submitted by wizart18 on Apr 15, 10 at 10:22pm
  • Keep suckin it makes the world go round

    Submitted by sactastic on Apr 16, 10 at 8:06am
  • Uve just decided to use all ur holes

    Submitted by Rutherford on Apr 16, 10 at 2:26am
  • No, you don't anymore. You upgraded. now you give full-on raging fucks.

    Submitted by Booberto on Apr 15, 10 at 10:55pm
  • That prooves, that people get more and more stupid and boring with age... :-(

    Submitted by ctolaf on Apr 15, 10 at 4:47pm
  • Not cool

    Submitted by stewiegrifin on Apr 15, 10 at 2:31pm
  • Hwhfoshz

    Submitted by wtfwjd on Apr 15, 10 at 2:17pm
  • Why do I never get blowjobs as birthday presents? =\\

    Submitted by Cory04 on Apr 15, 10 at 3:51pm
  • it's my bday coming up can u make an execption

    Submitted by BOO_YA on Apr 16, 10 at 3:04am
  • Nothin like a crystal lake slut! Go 815

    Submitted by kingkongkid on Apr 16, 10 at 2:43am
  • Well now, sounds like you'll have some disappointed birthday boys.

    Submitted by inkybby on Apr 16, 10 at 2:24am
  • you suck & not in a good way either..Judas

    Submitted by yourface on Apr 15, 10 at 9:18pm
  • What is wrong with you?!! :0

    Submitted by Clay180 on Apr 15, 10 at 6:05pm
  • The 815 woot woot

    Submitted by LedigEine on Apr 15, 10 at 3:00pm