I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
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Rethink this decision.
I can understand. Blow jobs should be so common and at least every other day that they aren't rare enough to be a bday gift. Hell, he should be getting those regardless of what day it is!!! At least that's how I feel anyway and my husband seems happy with it.
haha oh the timing of this text...yesterday was my bf's bday and guess what he got; and he sure seemed to enjoy it
Interesting that most people put this in the context of a relationship. To me it sounds like a girl who used to blow her male friends for their birthdays, but no longer does.
To me it sounds like a slut with regrets. That's what happens when you don't swallow.
I hope you've upgraded to anal as a bday present
Cos ur shit at it and he can't return it to the shop for a better one
Blow jobs should be common occurrences, however, if your girl doesn't like blow jobs, they should definitely be birthday presents. Best present ever.
So what are you going to do for valentines day omg?????
What, you take it up the ass now?
Pussy is WAAAAY better for birthdays. I lost my virginity on my birthday, and every year since has been about seeing how many girls want to try to top that. This year was two. My record is four;)
You are not my husband and no I don't! No kisses for you!
You upgraded to anal?
you're just a little skank. thats all. nothing more
Yeah you should totally hook him up with a blow job.... Us guys really like the gifts when you "put your mind into it" lmao!!
i wish my gf had the same mindset as lillmissy :/
Dude I wish I could say the same u r my heroine
Keep suckin it makes the world go round
Awwwwwww :(. Now I hitting candle the Magic show.......U BITCH!!!!!
No, you don't anymore. You upgraded. now you give full-on raging fucks.
Uve just decided to use all ur holes
That prooves, that people get more and more stupid and boring with age... :-(
Why do I never get blowjobs as birthday presents? =\\
you suck & not in a good way either..Judas
Well now, sounds like you'll have some disappointed birthday boys.
Nothin like a crystal lake slut! Go 815
it's my bday coming up can u make an execption
What is wrong with you?!! :0
The 815 woot woot