It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out