i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Your penis caused this!
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.