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  He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit

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  (901): He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit http://tfl.nu/0txt
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  Submitted by manlaw6 on Mar 21, 11 at 10:20am

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  Oh, he's too romantic for you? How about you come over to my place, I'll heat up some hot pockets, watch some some COPS, then we can lovelessly have sex. No romance.

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  Submitted by Duicew1 on Mar 21, 11 at 1:14pm

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  By lying in wait inside your vagina

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  Submitted by rick_scott on Mar 21, 11 at 10:14am

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  Moderating fail.

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  Submitted by maajorcreeps69 on Mar 22, 11 at 9:08am

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  sounds like kasey needs to GTFO

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  Submitted by FartsAtWork on Mar 21, 11 at 1:04pm

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  heart = vagina

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  Submitted by college_cutie on Mar 21, 11 at 1:22pm

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  I was there just this weekend. I feel your pain! It's great in thought but doesn't mean a girl doesn't want more too.

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  Submitted by lunea on Mar 21, 11 at 8:50pm

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  Tfln sucks now days, moderation fucked up

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  Submitted by mj007 on Mar 22, 11 at 1:09am

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  aint that a bitch... all ya wanna do is hook up, and he thinks you're going to fall in love... "i love your penis" does not mean "i love you and want to have your babies"

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