I was born with a shot glass in my hand
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. . .and you've grown up to have a cock in your mouth.
good job kevin fowler
But with no alcohol?! What the hell!!!
please help us all, just put it between your eyes and pull the trigger
Actually MG co-wrote the song with Kevin Fowler so you're all right (or wrong)? Regardless, stop posting other people's thoughts. I miss original ideas on this site!
that explains where the rednecked condom ended up when it fell off. just enough to cover the tip she said......
I'm from a long line of booooooozers.......
you were probably also conceived in the back of a pick up truck by two toothless barfly's who were drinking bong water
Actually Long Line of Losers is by Kevin Fowler
It's Kevin Fowler not Montgomery Gentry.
If you gonna call some one and idiot and tell the to FYL...
at least get it right.
if you knew the 941..this would totally make sense. get with it losers.
i was born with an adult-size cock!
Yea Kevin Fowler sings way better than MG does. FUCK MG
this is not original...its song lyrics...
Yes 12:11, yes!!!!!!!!!!!!
941!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hell yea!
way to text song lyrics.
Montgomery gentry!!! Hell yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You were also born with a Ed Hardy shirt on
What is that shit? Hillbilly music? Fuck you stumpfuckers.
9:29 and 9:37... way to be on top of it. Written/originally recorded by Kevin Fowler for his "Bring It On" CD of '07, then redone for Montgomery Gentry's CD "Back When I Knew it All".
And Kevin Fowler does the better job of it.
Fuck Montgomery Gentry. Kevin Fowler did it first and BETTER.
yup that's a line from the new MG single "Long Line of Losers". Texting song lyrics and trying to pass them off as yours. FYL
ok. get it the fuck right: whoever sang that line, mg or kevin fowler, is irrelevant, because black flag sang almost the same thing way before these two bands. "i was born with a bottle in my mouth! SIX PACK!"
You were also born with a vagina and a penis.
thats from the chorus of "long line of losers" by montgomery gentry. at least pretend to be original.
This would be from Sarasota.
I bet that hurt your mother's womb
I was Born... Shotglass in my hand...\nBehind the Rum, I'll make my Final Stand...\n(Bad Parody [...I won't deny...] )
people from sarasota would freak out this much.
chill out.. just becauseyour TFLN wasn't cool enough to get posted