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  • Submitted by Feenz on Dec 1, 10 at 1:19pm

    i concur. bacon flavoring. num num.

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    Submitted by noble_sunny on Dec 1, 10 at 6:21pm

    Om nom nom! :p

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    Submitted by cmwings on Dec 2, 10 at 7:05am

    By this logic I taste like vagina.

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    Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Dec 3, 10 at 2:15am

    We love you to the point we'll eat you!!

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    Submitted by iheartsaid8ED on Dec 2, 10 at 6:11am

    Ooohhh, the things I would do to you, said8ED. . . bacon

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    Submitted by taylortunetracy on Dec 1, 10 at 1:18pm

    Mmmmm bacon. Don't forget the maple syrup!

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      Submitted by said8ED on Dec 1, 10 at 3:30pm

      Everything's better with bacon

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        Submitted by djdannyblanco on Dec 1, 10 at 4:50pm

        And apparently bacon is better with maple syrup

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          Submitted by said8ED on Dec 1, 10 at 4:54pm

          You haven't tried it? It's amazing

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            Submitted by djdannyblanco on Dec 1, 10 at 5:05pm

            I mean I've tried it with pancake syrup just from the overflow of my mcD's big breakfast, but never with maple syrup nor on purpose

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              Submitted by ttesroD on Dec 2, 10 at 12:15am

              There is nothing more delicious than finishing up some pancakes and realizing that your bacon is in a pond of leftover maple syrup.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 10 at 11:57pm

    I'll eat the penis

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    Submitted by gf08 on Dec 1, 10 at 2:24pm

    Ahhhhh that is terribly funny!

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    Submitted by MontanaWildhack on Dec 1, 10 at 1:48pm

    mmm can you imagine the delicious bacon you could probably make out of him? Thanks for this text, just remembered I had promised to make chocolate covered bacon tonight :)

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    Submitted by happilyinsane174 on Dec 9, 10 at 9:10pm

    my friends have elected to use my blood in any future blood sacrifices they may have to make to save the human race.

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    Submitted by djdannyblanco on Dec 1, 10 at 1:19pm

    You are what you eat tubby!!

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    Submitted by maddox on Dec 3, 10 at 12:19am

    By the end it's just a game of find the bacon in the salad.

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    Submitted by hybridsongwriter on Dec 2, 10 at 3:52pm

    If its a girl she'll probably more likely taste like red-eye salmon

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 10 at 1:32pm

    Num Num Num still fired though

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    Submitted by thisfox on May 2, 13 at 6:06pm

    Apparently it's the vegetarians you should eat first: They taste more like quality pork. Carnivores and those who eat preserved food don't taste like bacon, they simply taste bad (like dogmeat) and are slightly poisonous to boot.\n\nIn other words, eat bacon, because then the cannibals won't think you taste good, and you might even be poisonous to them... Bacon rules.