I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
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i concur. bacon flavoring. num num.
By this logic I taste like vagina.
I'll eat the penis
We love you to the point we'll eat you!!
Om nom nom! :p
By the end it's just a game of find the bacon in the salad.
my friends have elected to use my blood in any future blood sacrifices they may have to make to save the human race.
If its a girl she'll probably more likely taste like red-eye salmon
Mmmmm bacon. Don't forget the maple syrup!
Everything's better with bacon
And apparently bacon is better with maple syrup
You haven't tried it? It's amazing
I mean I've tried it with pancake syrup just from the overflow of my mcD's big breakfast, but never with maple syrup nor on purpose
There is nothing more delicious than finishing up some pancakes and realizing that your bacon is in a pond of leftover maple syrup.
mmm can you imagine the delicious bacon you could probably make out of him? Thanks for this text, just remembered I had promised to make chocolate covered bacon tonight :)
You are what you eat tubby!!
Ahhhhh that is terribly funny!
Ooohhh, the things I would do to you, said8ED. . . bacon
Num Num Num still fired though
Apparently it's the vegetarians you should eat first: They taste more like quality pork. Carnivores and those who eat preserved food don't taste like bacon, they simply taste bad (like dogmeat) and are slightly poisonous to boot.\n\nIn other words, eat bacon, because then the cannibals won't think you taste good, and you might even be poisonous to them... Bacon rules.