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  • i concur. bacon flavoring. num num.

    Submitted by Feenz on Dec 1, 10 at 1:19pm
  • By this logic I taste like vagina.

    Submitted by cmwings on Dec 2, 10 at 7:05am
  • I'll eat the penis

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 10 at 11:57pm
  • We love you to the point we'll eat you!!

    Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Dec 3, 10 at 2:15am
  • By the end it's just a game of find the bacon in the salad.

    Submitted by maddox on Dec 3, 10 at 12:19am
  • Om nom nom! :p

    Submitted by noble_sunny on Dec 1, 10 at 6:21pm
  • my friends have elected to use my blood in any future blood sacrifices they may have to make to save the human race.

    Submitted by happilyinsane174 on Dec 9, 10 at 9:10pm
  • If its a girl she'll probably more likely taste like red-eye salmon

    Submitted by hybridsongwriter on Dec 2, 10 at 3:52pm
  • mmm can you imagine the delicious bacon you could probably make out of him? Thanks for this text, just remembered I had promised to make chocolate covered bacon tonight :)

    Submitted by MontanaWildhack on Dec 1, 10 at 1:48pm
  • Mmmmm bacon. Don't forget the maple syrup!

    Submitted by taylortunetracy on Dec 1, 10 at 1:18pm
    • Everything's better with bacon

      Submitted by said8ED on Dec 1, 10 at 3:30pm
      • And apparently bacon is better with maple syrup

        Submitted by djdannyblanco on Dec 1, 10 at 4:50pm
        • You haven't tried it? It's amazing

          Submitted by said8ED on Dec 1, 10 at 4:54pm
          • I mean I've tried it with pancake syrup just from the overflow of my mcD's big breakfast, but never with maple syrup nor on purpose

            Submitted by djdannyblanco on Dec 1, 10 at 5:05pm
            • There is nothing more delicious than finishing up some pancakes and realizing that your bacon is in a pond of leftover maple syrup.

              Submitted by ttesroD on Dec 2, 10 at 12:15am
  • You are what you eat tubby!!

    Submitted by djdannyblanco on Dec 1, 10 at 1:19pm
  • Ahhhhh that is terribly funny!

    Submitted by gf08 on Dec 1, 10 at 2:24pm
  • Ooohhh, the things I would do to you, said8ED. . . bacon

    Submitted by iheartsaid8ED on Dec 2, 10 at 6:11am
  • Num Num Num still fired though

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 10 at 1:32pm
  • Apparently it's the vegetarians you should eat first: They taste more like quality pork. Carnivores and those who eat preserved food don't taste like bacon, they simply taste bad (like dogmeat) and are slightly poisonous to boot.\n\nIn other words, eat bacon, because then the cannibals won't think you taste good, and you might even be poisonous to them... Bacon rules.

    Submitted by thisfox on May 2, 13 at 6:06pm
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