he just fucked me for my cheese.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...