I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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he just fucked me for my cheese.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.