I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
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That's what we need- whores with a conscience.
Jim. James. Jimothy? Do u mind if I call you Jimothy?
Courtney needs a punch in the face.
Damn courtney! Damn her to hell!
Guys can be cock blockers. Women who prevent other women from getting laid are "twat swatters"
That's called cock block
Omg me too! That is weird
Damn Courtney!! Damn her to hell
I was literally saying to someone the other day that we needed a Jimminy Cricket to keep us away from boys when we're drunk (twitter helala status 4477290223). Coincidence or twitter stalker?
9:22 -- thanks, Dane cook. \n\nIf you had an original thought it would die of lonliness..
I totally have one of those friends!!!
I love that there's an "Office" quote on here.
haha imma girl. i think that is wrongg
hahahaha i need one of those
Sounds like courtney is a bitch
Courtney Cockblocker needs some rohypnol to loosen her up!