I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
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That's what we need- whores with a conscience.
Jim. James. Jimothy? Do u mind if I call you Jimothy?
Guys can be cock blockers. Women who prevent other women from getting laid are "twat swatters"
Courtney needs a punch in the face.
Damn courtney! Damn her to hell!
That's called cock block
Damn Courtney!! Damn her to hell
Omg me too! That is weird
I was literally saying to someone the other day that we needed a Jimminy Cricket to keep us away from boys when we're drunk (twitter helala status 4477290223). Coincidence or twitter stalker?
9:22 -- thanks, Dane cook. \n\nIf you had an original thought it would die of lonliness..
I totally have one of those friends!!!
Sounds like courtney is a bitch
haha imma girl. i think that is wrongg
I love that there's an "Office" quote on here.
hahahaha i need one of those
Courtney Cockblocker needs some rohypnol to loosen her up!