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  • Submitted by CptCheesecake on Feb 11, 11 at 11:46am

    Says the guy who never gets to use the machine.

  • Submitted by ojg15 on Feb 11, 11 at 11:56am

    Are they mutually exclusive? I think that'd make an interesting Venn diagram.

  • Submitted by ramaha on Feb 11, 11 at 2:02pm

    Thats no way to talk about your mother ...

  • Submitted by tipsyseattlegirl on Feb 11, 11 at 11:53am

    True if he were utilizing the machine he would say she's a really nice person lol

  • Submitted by SserPrun95 on Feb 11, 11 at 1:37pm

    Let me know if she needs a reliable mechanic.

  • Submitted by dumsumbitch on Feb 11, 11 at 12:52pm

    You say that like it's s bad thing. The world could use more machines like her.

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    Submitted by SamMarduk on Feb 12, 11 at 12:29am

    Id rather have the latter anyday

  • Submitted by bigO187 on Feb 11, 11 at 3:41pm

    Still sounds like real nice person to me

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    Submitted by getshwasted42 on Feb 12, 11 at 1:00am

    So whats the problem again?

  • Submitted by Michguy on Feb 11, 11 at 1:23pm

    The OP sounds jealous.

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    Submitted by redsox985 on Feb 11, 11 at 3:16pm

    I'll keep her well lubed.

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    Submitted by ThatsMyAss on Feb 12, 11 at 6:26am

    Sounds a lot like my ex

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 11, 11 at 12:29pm

    Sour grapes.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 11 at 8:25pm

    Nice. I c'ld use one of those.

  • Submitted by mybadhookups on Feb 11, 11 at 3:23pm

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