She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
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Says the guy who never gets to use the machine.
Are they mutually exclusive? I think that'd make an interesting Venn diagram.
Thats no way to talk about your mother ...
You say that like it's s bad thing. The world could use more machines like her.
True if he were utilizing the machine he would say she's a really nice person lol
Let me know if she needs a reliable mechanic.
Id rather have the latter anyday
Still sounds like real nice person to me
So whats the problem again?
The OP sounds jealous.
I'll keep her well lubed.
Sounds a lot like my ex
Nice. I c'ld use one of those.
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