i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
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Why does my cum taste so sour?
how spend my exploring my to what did last
I do the same thing as this post
Why do they keep posting the same stuff. I agree, everyone does this, and it's not funny....kill blacks
5:17 - hahahahahahahahahahah!
had me rollin.
*heb says stay blunted.
And Charles Rutherford would know because he's had more cock in him than an old pair of Hanes tighty whities.
Charles Rutherford says you've had more loads
pumped into u than a Maytag washer your mornings are usually spent cleaning out that wretched stink-hole you call a pussy and saying "never again"'
I AM MCLOVIN!!!!!!!!!
Who wants to cut my cock off and use it as a toothbrush?
Hey Fishbulb, quit while you're ahead. There are other trolls and they're a lot funnier.
i got laid last night, how many of yall did? none.
This is most likely the morning routine of a great percentage of @TFLN readers. Let's own up to this one.
Been there...done that
because black-out periods are so cool. and funny
That's so awesome - I thought I was the only one that did that...
Exploring your phone? More like checking out your cellular device.
- Ken -
If I had a Nickel..
this is dumb this is what everyone does
Me every Sunday morning
Everyday of my life lol
I wish the tang monkeys where still around
ehhhmagawddd, what an LBR! i mean this loser ahbviouusly does nawwwt have a life. getting drunk is so trashhhy, hawnestlyyy? and they have to check their celllly phone? ohemgeee. they arw so not a GLU.