Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
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Plethora would have been a better word to use there.
Plethora is SO not a sexy word. Menagerie sounds like Ménage à trois.
Big words are sexy
Damn I love smart chicks.
A copious supply of condoms is always a good thing.
Yeah I wouldn't use menagerie in reference to condoms since menagerie is basically a fancy word for zoo. Perhaps you meant myriad?
Using a higher vocabulary usually means they're smart. And remember, you can fix ugly or unattractive, but you can't fix stupid!
yeah, true. except through extensive studying I suppose. Way to go.
I miss Joe, not Jeff.
SAT=sexual anal test
So condoms are living creature????
Me tooooo 10:34 I loved Jeff...
I mean just because they said menagerie doesn't mean there were a lot, so plethora isn't a better word cause it has nothing to do with variety, just quantity.
in soviet russia, condoms leave you on desk
Maybe it was a metaphor you guys. Chill.
Any Jeffs you see now are frauds...like 5:37
This is probably my favorite ever. Menagerie is used right. Words often have more than one meaning.
Incorrect use of an SAT word, dumbass
8:58- so true. Hahaha
Does anyone else miss Jeff?
He used to comment around these parts. Generally sensible and funny, too.
whats SAT, is it short for satellite
Maybe there is a menagerie in his butt!
I feel like Jeff , Sven the fisherman, and soviet Russia guy are the same person
I miss Jeff!
Ugh. Or... 'a diverse or miscellaneous group'
The text is fun, get over it.
Thank you! I don't know why people always have to try to one-up each other when they feel like their intelligence is in question. It's a funny text, so we need to relax and not judge so much.
whats a condom
Oh I get it! It's funny because the potential lover is being further encouraged to copulate with the OP because they use "big" words.
1:17 aka Jeff. Hey buddy, SUCK MY FUCKING DICK!
Nope anything that leads to or in the realm of coitus should involve the use the "plethora"
he didn't say "it's the CORRECT use of SAT words" so maybe he just likes multi-syllabic words... and not necessarily when they're used in the correct context. back off!
I finger my butt
Oooomg I miss Jeff!!! His sarcasm was brilliant. Soviet Russia is like ass-back fuck-wards yoda...JEEEEFF COOOOME BAAAACK!!!
Just admit it: none of you would have complained if s/he'd said "zoo of condoms" instead.
Really??? There was a collection of wild or unusual animals of condoms on your desk??? Awesome!! Just because you had to read the glass menagerie for your sophomore English class doesn't mean you should try to use the word recreationally.
Ladies and gentlemen, Jeff is back :)
A menagerie is a collection of live animals for study or display .. I don't get it
yea, this text is dumb honestly
it could also mean a varied mixture of something, dumbass. fyl
This lovely, smart couple gives me faith in humanity. God, I think I will marry the next man who texts me with correct grammar every time.
It might be condom balloon animals that were on their desk.
Ok, they probably just don't how how to properly use the word menagerie
Cows can't walk down stairs :)
I feel like 10:49 has a cock up his ass
Hell yeah that's what in saying. Get some!
gross. so unsexy when people use words in the wrong context. that text would be a deal breaker for me.
914! Yeah! Keep it real westchester
Agreed on plethora. Menagerie applies to animals or people.
10:34 yes!! The soviet russia guy is so fucking annoying.