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  • Plethora would have been a better word to use there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:42pm
    • Plethora is SO not a sexy word. Menagerie sounds like Ménage à trois.

      Submitted by NakedFlower on Feb 3, 10 at 10:21pm
  • Big words are sexy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:16pm
  • Damn I love smart chicks.

    Submitted by greenbumho on Feb 1, 10 at 11:10pm
  • A copious supply of condoms is always a good thing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:34pm
  • Yeah I wouldn't use menagerie in reference to condoms since menagerie is basically a fancy word for zoo. Perhaps you meant myriad?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 5:41am
  • So condoms are living creature????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 3:14am
  • Using a higher vocabulary usually means they're smart. And remember, you can fix ugly or unattractive, but you can't fix stupid!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:39pm
    • yeah, true. except through extensive studying I suppose. Way to go.

      Submitted by anonymousme on Feb 1, 10 at 11:04pm
  • I miss Joe, not Jeff.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 11:16pm
  • Me tooooo 10:34 I loved Jeff...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 11:08pm
  • I mean just because they said menagerie doesn't mean there were a lot, so plethora isn't a better word cause it has nothing to do with variety, just quantity.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 11:51pm
  • in soviet russia, condoms leave you on desk

    Submitted by Anonymous122 on Feb 1, 10 at 10:36pm
  • SAT=sexual anal test

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 3:34am
  • Does anyone else miss Jeff?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:34pm
  • This is probably my favorite ever. Menagerie is used right. Words often have more than one meaning.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:03pm
  • Maybe it was a metaphor you guys. Chill.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 1:09pm
  • 8:58- so true. Hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 9:39am
  • How nice....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 8:54am
  • Any Jeffs you see now are frauds...like 5:37 -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 12:41pm
  • Incorrect use of an SAT word, dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:51pm
  • Maybe there is a menagerie in his butt!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 9:51am
  • whats SAT, is it short for satellite

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 1:51am
  • I miss Jeff!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:50pm
  • whats a condom

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 1:50am
  • 10:16 antidisestablishmentarianism

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:20pm
  • he didn't say "it's the CORRECT use of SAT words" so maybe he just likes multi-syllabic words... and not necessarily when they're used in the correct context. back off!

    Submitted by yeaaaah on Feb 2, 10 at 11:48am
  • Oh I get it! It's funny because the potential lover is being further encouraged to copulate with the OP because they use "big" words. -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 1:17am
  • Nope anything that leads to or in the realm of coitus should involve the use the "plethora"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 12:00am
  • I feel like Jeff , Sven the fisherman, and soviet Russia guy are the same person

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:49am
  • Really??? There was a collection of wild or unusual animals of condoms on your desk??? Awesome!! Just because you had to read the glass menagerie for your sophomore English class doesn't mean you should try to use the word recreationally.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 8:58am
  • I finger my butt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 2:01am
  • 1:17 aka Jeff. Hey buddy, SUCK MY FUCKING DICK!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 5:36am
  • Oooomg I miss Jeff!!! His sarcasm was brilliant. Soviet Russia is like ass-back fuck-wards yoda...JEEEEFF COOOOME BAAAACK!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 11:24pm
  • This lovely, smart couple gives me faith in humanity. God, I think I will marry the next man who texts me with correct grammar every time.

    Submitted by NakedFlower on Feb 3, 10 at 10:23pm
  • I feel like 10:49 has a cock up his ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 11:18am
  • Cows can't walk down stairs :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 12:55am
  • Just admit it: none of you would have complained if s/he'd said "zoo of condoms" instead.

    Submitted by mmajones on May 17, 10 at 2:11pm
  • It might be condom balloon animals that were on their desk. Ok, they probably just don't how how to properly use the word menagerie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 2:49pm
  • Ladies and gentlemen, Jeff is back :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 5:37am
  • Ugh. Or... 'a diverse or miscellaneous group' The text is fun, get over it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 9:49am
    • Thank you! I don't know why people always have to try to one-up each other when they feel like their intelligence is in question. It's a funny text, so we need to relax and not judge so much.

      Submitted by PrettyInPink on Feb 2, 10 at 10:37am
  • Of "plethora"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 12:00am
  • gross. so unsexy when people use words in the wrong context. that text would be a deal breaker for me.

    Submitted by EmilyPost on Feb 3, 10 at 2:48am
  • A menagerie is a collection of live animals for study or display .. I don't get it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:38pm
  • Hell yeah that's what in saying. Get some!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:22pm
  • First!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:14pm
  • Loveee <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 6:18pm
  • 914! Yeah! Keep it real westchester

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 2:21pm
  • Agreed on plethora. Menagerie applies to animals or people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 2:14am
  • 10:34 yes!! The soviet russia guy is so fucking annoying.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:48pm