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  • this changed my life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:30pm
  • I'd have sex with him too. Assholes FTW

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:56pm
  • i dont get it still....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:28pm
  • I wasn't crying, I was just being really quiet! But it did make me smile

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:53pm
  • He should have gone with the "crushing her head" thing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:08am
  • that is absolutely hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 6:03pm
  • Sure, he sounds like Hannibal Lector, real hot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:40pm
  • hahahahahaahahahahhahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 6:36pm
  • Same guy that broke up with her? Sure he's single but girls who lap up fresh leftovers are pathetic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:10am
  • Just dont get attached or you'll end up crying and in jail too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:44am
  • This makes no sense. Probably the dumbest one on this site. Idiots.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 7:02pm
  • So funny!!! F\nGo Lexington ky!!

    Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 24, 10 at 11:53pm
  • First time in a while I actually laughed out loud about something on here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:44am
  • I don't get it

    Submitted by michaelbahu on May 2, 10 at 7:07pm
  • this text is up there with cheeseburgia.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:36am
  • I love this so much you have no idea.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:04am
  • 4:12 you are awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:12am
  • i want to be your friend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 3:28pm
  • Why is he a douchebag? Unless he is the guy that broke up with her. But if not it sounds like he's just trying to cheer her up!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:30pm
  • lmao this is actually hysterical

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:45am
  • Too funny. "There's NOBODY home" (Crush, crush, crush)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:11am
  • I believe this is the official way to break up with someone from now on. At the least, you'll get a different reaction than her crying. She may go blind with the fury of Hurricane Katrina or she'll bust out laughing. Either way: Win.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 4:21pm
  • I'm totally stealing this. And banging whatever chick I use it on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:09pm
  • I want to buy this guy a round of beers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 1:48am
  • LMAOOOOO. i had to read it twice to get it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:38pm
  • I love you 4:43. <3 <3 <3 <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:07pm
  • 7:02pm: you're soooo dumb, or a stupid douche who doesnt find anything funny. this text is absolutely hilarious!!!!!!!!! so fuuny, i love this guy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:13am
  • hannibal lector is fucking hott

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:48pm
  • Hahahahaha in jail.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:40pm
  • guys who are douche bags are the best...lmao this guy is my hero

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:27pm
  • hahahahaha i just choked on my water. this is hands down the best text on her. i would sleep with him too

    Submitted by ImFckngMattDamon on Nov 29, 10 at 11:29pm
  • Fuckin awesome

    Submitted by lolbeast34 on May 8, 11 at 10:07pm
  • I don't see how it's funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:21pm
  • this is really funny!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:10pm
  • easily one of the best ones on the site

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:38am
  • if you look through a fork at someone... there are the little prong things, so it looks like there are bars in front of the person.... making them look like they are in jail. Hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:19am
  • How do you not get it? she's crying, he's holding a fork up to his eye so the prongs look like the bars on a jail cell which makes it look like she's crying. in jail. c'mon, this is hysterical hahaah i'm actually laughing right now hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:55am
  • Very funny props bro

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 8:15pm
  • By Far The Funniest Fucking Thing I've Read on Here!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:31pm
  • lovessss it lmao, fully using it :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:09pm
  • lmao i would have fallen out of the seat laughing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:34pm
  • Id bang this guy ..and I dont understand y.. he's such an asshole for doing that...but its jsut so fucking funny and brilliant..I feel like a flie attracted to a light...lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:01pm
  • i think i speak for all of us when i say: who wouldn't fucking have sex with him at this point? a genius in douchebag disguise. brilliant.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:05pm
  • i never say this about these...but i don't get it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:55am
  • lol, brilliant, totally using that next time someone crys at the dinner table :-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:43am
  • I wish I was in jail...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:07am