While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
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this changed my life.
I wasn't crying, I was just being really quiet! But it did make me smile
i dont get it still....
that is absolutely hilarious.
Sure, he sounds like Hannibal Lector, real hot.
I'd have sex with him too. Assholes FTW
This makes no sense. Probably the dumbest one on this site. Idiots.
Just dont get attached or you'll end up crying and in jail too
I don't get it
Same guy that broke up with her? Sure he's single but girls who lap up fresh leftovers are pathetic.
First time in a while I actually laughed out loud about something on here.
He should have gone with the "crushing her head" thing.
4:12 you are awesome
So funny!!! F\nGo Lexington ky!!
this text is up there with cheeseburgia.
i want to be your friend.
I believe this is the official way to break up with someone from now on. At the least, you'll get a different reaction than her crying.
She may go blind with the fury of Hurricane Katrina or she'll bust out laughing. Either way: Win.
I love this so much you have no idea.
you're soooo dumb, or a stupid douche who doesnt find anything funny.
this text is absolutely hilarious!!!!!!!!! so fuuny, i love this guy!
I love you 4:43. <3 <3 <3 <3
hahahahaha i just choked on my water. this is hands down the best text on her. i would sleep with him too
I want to buy this guy a round of beers.
Why is he a douchebag? Unless he is the guy that broke up with her. But if not it sounds like he's just trying to cheer her up!
LMAOOOOO. i had to read it twice to get it
Too funny. "There's NOBODY home" (Crush, crush, crush)
guys who are douche bags are the best...lmao this guy is my hero
I'm totally stealing this. And banging whatever chick I use it on.
hannibal lector is fucking hott
lmao this is actually hysterical
How do you not get it?
she's crying, he's holding a fork up to his eye so the prongs look like the bars on a jail cell which makes it look like she's crying. in jail.
c'mon, this is hysterical hahaah i'm actually laughing right now hahaha
Hahahahaha in jail.
this is really funny!
easily one of the best ones on the site
lmao i would have fallen out of the seat laughing
I don't see how it's funny.
Very funny props bro
if you look through a fork at someone... there are the little prong things, so it looks like there are bars in front of the person.... making them look like they are in jail.
Id bang this guy ..and I dont understand y.. he's such an asshole for doing that...but its jsut so fucking funny and brilliant..I feel like a flie attracted to a light...lol
By Far The Funniest Fucking Thing I've Read on Here!!!
lovessss it lmao, fully using it :)
lol, brilliant, totally using that next time someone crys at the dinner table :-)
i think i speak for all of us when i say:
who wouldn't fucking have sex with him at this point?
a genius in douchebag disguise. brilliant.
i never say this about these...but i don't get it
I wish I was in jail...