While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
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this changed my life.
I wasn't crying, I was just being really quiet! But it did make me smile
I'd have sex with him too. Assholes FTW
i dont get it still....
that is absolutely hilarious.
Sure, he sounds like Hannibal Lector, real hot.
This makes no sense. Probably the dumbest one on this site. Idiots.
He should have gone with the "crushing her head" thing.
Just dont get attached or you'll end up crying and in jail too
Same guy that broke up with her? Sure he's single but girls who lap up fresh leftovers are pathetic.
I don't get it
First time in a while I actually laughed out loud about something on here.
So funny!!! F\nGo Lexington ky!!
4:12 you are awesome
this text is up there with cheeseburgia.
I love this so much you have no idea.
I believe this is the official way to break up with someone from now on. At the least, you'll get a different reaction than her crying.
She may go blind with the fury of Hurricane Katrina or she'll bust out laughing. Either way: Win.
i want to be your friend.
Why is he a douchebag? Unless he is the guy that broke up with her. But if not it sounds like he's just trying to cheer her up!
you're soooo dumb, or a stupid douche who doesnt find anything funny.
this text is absolutely hilarious!!!!!!!!! so fuuny, i love this guy!
I love you 4:43. <3 <3 <3 <3
hahahahaha i just choked on my water. this is hands down the best text on her. i would sleep with him too
LMAOOOOO. i had to read it twice to get it
I want to buy this guy a round of beers.
I'm totally stealing this. And banging whatever chick I use it on.
Too funny. "There's NOBODY home" (Crush, crush, crush)
lmao this is actually hysterical
hannibal lector is fucking hott
guys who are douche bags are the best...lmao this guy is my hero
Hahahahaha in jail.
easily one of the best ones on the site
How do you not get it?
she's crying, he's holding a fork up to his eye so the prongs look like the bars on a jail cell which makes it look like she's crying. in jail.
c'mon, this is hysterical hahaah i'm actually laughing right now hahaha
this is really funny!
I don't see how it's funny.
Id bang this guy ..and I dont understand y.. he's such an asshole for doing that...but its jsut so fucking funny and brilliant..I feel like a flie attracted to a light...lol
lmao i would have fallen out of the seat laughing
By Far The Funniest Fucking Thing I've Read on Here!!!
if you look through a fork at someone... there are the little prong things, so it looks like there are bars in front of the person.... making them look like they are in jail.
Very funny props bro
lovessss it lmao, fully using it :)
i think i speak for all of us when i say:
who wouldn't fucking have sex with him at this point?
a genius in douchebag disguise. brilliant.
i never say this about these...but i don't get it
lol, brilliant, totally using that next time someone crys at the dinner table :-)
I wish I was in jail...