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  • 73 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:30pm

    this changed my life.

  • 77 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:28pm

    i dont get it still....

  • 62 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:53pm

    I wasn't crying, I was just being really quiet! But it did make me smile

  • 64 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:10am

    Same guy that broke up with her? Sure he's single but girls who lap up fresh leftovers are pathetic.

  • 63 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:08am

    He should have gone with the "crushing her head" thing.

  • 64 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:56pm

    I'd have sex with him too. Assholes FTW

  • 63 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:44am

    Just dont get attached or you'll end up crying and in jail too

  • 65 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:45am

    lmao this is actually hysterical

  • 54 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:44am

    First time in a while I actually laughed out loud about something on here.

  • 64 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:38am

    easily one of the best ones on the site

  • 59 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 6:03pm

    that is absolutely hilarious.

  • 55 66
    Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 24, 10 at 11:53pm

    So funny!!! F\nGo Lexington ky!!

  • 58 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 3:28pm

    i want to be your friend.

  • 56 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:04am

    I love this so much you have no idea.

  • 49 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:40pm

    Sure, he sounds like Hannibal Lector, real hot.

  • 51 65
    Submitted by ImFckngMattDamon on Nov 29, 10 at 11:29pm

    hahahahaha i just choked on my water. this is hands down the best text on her. i would sleep with him too

  • 59 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 7:02pm

    This makes no sense. Probably the dumbest one on this site. Idiots.

  • 51 69
    Submitted by michaelbahu on May 2, 10 at 7:07pm

    I don't get it

  • 60 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:48pm

    hannibal lector is fucking hott

  • 50 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:36am

    this text is up there with cheeseburgia.

  • 52 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:13am

    7:02pm: you're soooo dumb, or a stupid douche who doesnt find anything funny. this text is absolutely hilarious!!!!!!!!! so fuuny, i love this guy!

  • 54 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 6:36pm

    hahahahahaahahahahhahaha

  • 56 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:30pm

    Why is he a douchebag? Unless he is the guy that broke up with her. But if not it sounds like he's just trying to cheer her up!

  • 54 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:21pm

    I don't see how it's funny.

  • 54 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:38pm

    LMAOOOOO. i had to read it twice to get it

  • 55 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:09pm

    I'm totally stealing this. And banging whatever chick I use it on.

  • 49 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:40pm

    Hahahahaha in jail.

  • 50 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 4:21pm

    I believe this is the official way to break up with someone from now on. At the least, you'll get a different reaction than her crying. She may go blind with the fury of Hurricane Katrina or she'll bust out laughing. Either way: Win.

  • 49 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:34pm

    lmao i would have fallen out of the seat laughing

  • 45 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:07pm

    I love you 4:43. <3 <3 <3 <3

  • 50 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:31pm

    By Far The Funniest Fucking Thing I've Read on Here!!!

  • 57 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 1:48am

    I want to buy this guy a round of beers.

  • 55 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:27pm

    guys who are douche bags are the best...lmao this guy is my hero

  • 47 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:12am

    4:12 you are awesome

  • 32 48
    Submitted by lolbeast34 on May 8, 11 at 10:07pm

    Fuckin awesome

  • 48 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:11am

    Too funny. "There's NOBODY home" (Crush, crush, crush)

  • 47 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:19am

    if you look through a fork at someone... there are the little prong things, so it looks like there are bars in front of the person.... making them look like they are in jail. Hilarious.

  • 42 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:10pm

    this is really funny!

  • 49 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 8:15pm

    Very funny props bro

  • 46 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:09pm

    lovessss it lmao, fully using it :)

  • 45 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:01pm

    Id bang this guy ..and I dont understand y.. he's such an asshole for doing that...but its jsut so fucking funny and brilliant..I feel like a flie attracted to a light...lol

  • 42 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:55am

    How do you not get it? she's crying, he's holding a fork up to his eye so the prongs look like the bars on a jail cell which makes it look like she's crying. in jail. c'mon, this is hysterical hahaah i'm actually laughing right now hahaha

  • 43 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:55am

    i never say this about these...but i don't get it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:43am

    lol, brilliant, totally using that next time someone crys at the dinner table :-)

  • 38 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:07am

    I wish I was in jail...

  • 40 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 1:05pm

    i think i speak for all of us when i say: who wouldn't fucking have sex with him at this point? a genius in douchebag disguise. brilliant.