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  • In the meantime, enjoy these pretzels

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:16am
  • story of my life! lol. I'm addicted to men.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:36pm
  • That totally sounds like my ex....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 10:09am
  • Bi-weekly is every other week, not 2x/wk. Ex. If you get paid bi-weekly you get a paycheck every other Friday, not twice a week.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 3:20pm
  • WEEKLY. And I raise you one conversation about our relationship status every two months. You are allowed to be drunk for this conversation, BUT it must end with a hug.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 10:16am
  • Haha this kills me. I did this with boys for a while...but then they get feelings and stalk you. Never works out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 5:49am
  • Biweekly? Seriously? Even weekly is not enough... And 9:15 if you can do what you say then you shouldnt have to convince them, showing them will be enough proof... Theyll be back for more...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 10:59am
  • bitches don't know about my loaded gun

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:01am
  • 915... Maybe don't be someone who posts that on tfln?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:19am
  • as long as you take it in the face bi-weekly.........in the face!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:03am
  • Why only bi-weekly...?? I couldn't wait that long..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:24am
  • Hey who ever is "addicted to men" what's up?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 10:01pm
  • That depends - you mean twice a week, or every other week? If it's the latter, there might need to be some negotiation.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 4:11pm
  • Story of my life! and I happen to be from the 248 hahahaa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 10:44am
  • I don't think I've ever heard a Pussy scream at all much less in pleasure, I heard quite a few Quief but never scream

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:22am
  • That is literally my situation. Oh dear..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 2:45am
  • Bi-weekly?? That's it?? Slacker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:15pm
  • 9:06-- sweet overly-dramatic drunk response to this text. I remember my first beer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:12am
  • Bi weekly can also mean twice a week. Simmer down folks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:10am
  • Ladies, how do I convince girls I can make their pussy scream with more pleasure than it's ever felt?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:15am
  • Best text ever. Last thing I give a shut about is foreplay with some bitch ice been stuck with for over four years. Let's just fyck so I can finally go to sleep.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:06am
  • i love you "in the face" guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:50pm
  • Girl on girl is the best for that reason

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 5:05pm
  • Yes. . . .yes we can schedule bi-weekly fucks. . . . . .OH, you mean with each other?!?!?!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 10:21am