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  • 65 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:36pm

    story of my life! lol. I'm addicted to men.

  • 70 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 10:01pm

    Hey who ever is "addicted to men" what's up?

  • 67 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:19am

    915... Maybe don't be someone who posts that on tfln?

  • 58 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 3:20pm

    Bi-weekly is every other week, not 2x/wk. Ex. If you get paid bi-weekly you get a paycheck every other Friday, not twice a week.

  • 67 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 10:09am

    That totally sounds like my ex....

  • 66 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 10:16am

    WEEKLY. And I raise you one conversation about our relationship status every two months. You are allowed to be drunk for this conversation, BUT it must end with a hug.

  • 66 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:15pm

    Bi-weekly?? That's it?? Slacker

  • 56 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 5:49am

    Haha this kills me. I did this with boys for a while...but then they get feelings and stalk you. Never works out

  • 55 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 10:59am

    Biweekly? Seriously? Even weekly is not enough... And 9:15 if you can do what you say then you shouldnt have to convince them, showing them will be enough proof... Theyll be back for more...

  • 70 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:03am

    as long as you take it in the face bi-weekly.........in the face!

  • 54 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 10:44am

    Story of my life! and I happen to be from the 248 hahahaa

  • 57 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 2:45am

    That is literally my situation. Oh dear..

  • 54 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:24am

    Why only bi-weekly...?? I couldn't wait that long..

  • 59 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:16am

    In the meantime, enjoy these pretzels

  • 63 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:12am

    9:06-- sweet overly-dramatic drunk response to this text. I remember my first beer.

  • 57 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:10am

    Bi weekly can also mean twice a week. Simmer down folks

  • 54 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:50pm

    i love you "in the face" guy

  • 56 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:15am

    Ladies, how do I convince girls I can make their pussy scream with more pleasure than it's ever felt?

  • 54 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:01am

    bitches don't know about my loaded gun

  • 54 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 4:22am

    I don't think I've ever heard a Pussy scream at all much less in pleasure, I heard quite a few Quief but never scream

  • 57 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 4:11pm

    That depends - you mean twice a week, or every other week? If it's the latter, there might need to be some negotiation.

  • 44 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 5:05pm

    Girl on girl is the best for that reason

  • 54 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 10:21am

    Yes. . . .yes we can schedule bi-weekly fucks. . . . . .OH, you mean with each other?!?!?!?

  • 47 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 9:06am

    Best text ever. Last thing I give a shut about is foreplay with some bitch ice been stuck with for over four years. Let's just fyck so I can finally go to sleep.