Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
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In the meantime, enjoy these pretzels
That totally sounds like my ex....
story of my life! lol. I'm addicted to men.
Haha this kills me. I did this with boys for a while...but then they get feelings and stalk you. Never works out
And I raise you one conversation about our relationship status every two months. You are allowed to be drunk for this conversation, BUT it must end with a hug.
Bi-weekly is every other week, not 2x/wk. Ex. If you get paid bi-weekly you get a paycheck every other Friday, not twice a week.
Biweekly? Seriously? Even weekly is not enough...
And 9:15 if you can do what you say then you shouldnt have to convince them, showing them will be enough proof... Theyll be back for more...
bitches don't know about my loaded gun
Hey who ever is "addicted to men" what's up?
915... Maybe don't be someone who posts that on tfln?
as long as you take it in the face bi-weekly.........in the face!
Why only bi-weekly...?? I couldn't wait that long..
That depends - you mean twice a week, or every other week? If it's the latter, there might need to be some negotiation.
Story of my life! and I happen to be from the 248 hahahaa
I don't think I've ever heard a Pussy scream at all much less in pleasure, I heard quite a few Quief but never scream
Bi-weekly?? That's it??
9:06-- sweet overly-dramatic drunk response to this text. I remember my first beer.
That is literally my situation. Oh dear..
Bi weekly can also mean twice a week. Simmer down folks
Ladies, how do I convince girls I can make their pussy scream with more pleasure than it's ever felt?
Best text ever. Last thing I give a shut about is foreplay with some bitch ice been stuck with for over four years. Let's just fyck so I can finally go to sleep.
i love you "in the face" guy
Girl on girl is the best for that reason
Yes. . . .yes we can schedule bi-weekly fucks. . . . . .OH, you mean with each other?!?!?!?