Worst Nights of the Month

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.

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• (310): View more from California

  That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.

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  You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.

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