Worst Nights of the Month

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  How was your weekend?

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  My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.

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  Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.

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• (760): View more from California

  Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.

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• (518): View more from New York

  do nipples grow back?

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.

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