Worst Nights of the Month

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?

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• (858): View more from California

  His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.

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  I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!

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• (512): View more from Texas

  i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  I'm so gassy and it's your fault.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on

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• (078): View more from

  The hump and dump is a beautiful thing

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