Worst Nights of the Month

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• (805): View more from California

  Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?

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• (917): View more from New York City

  SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.

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• (409): View more from Texas

  His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...

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