Worst Nights of the Month

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(

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• (206): View more from Washington

  He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.

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• (646): View more from New York

  I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.

  (917): View more from New York City

  That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?

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  Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?

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