Worst Nights of the Month

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• (310): View more from California

  I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.

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• (567): View more from Ohio

  A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore

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• (713): View more from Texas

  You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed

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• (914): View more from New York

  I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?

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  Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight

  (202): View more from Washington, DC

  HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!

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  it expires tomorrow

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.

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  I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.

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  Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted

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• (817): View more from Texas

  When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.

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