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(865): View more from Tennessee

I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one

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(865): I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one http://tfl.nu/oyli

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.

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(920): So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot. http://tfl.nu/mxqc

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(609): View more from New Jersey

There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day

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(609): There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day http://tfl.nu/0xn9

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(845): View more from New York

Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.

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(845): Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus. http://tfl.nu/x306

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"

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(570): I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty" http://tfl.nu/vh2z

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(775): View more from Nevada

he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever

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(775): he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever http://tfl.nu/oimy

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(952): View more from Minnesota

I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated

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(952): I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated http://tfl.nu/v9oe

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make

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(202): Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make http://tfl.nu/yoxd

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I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?

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(773): I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day? http://tfl.nu/hz4d

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(919): View more from North Carolina

You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage

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(919): You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage http://tfl.nu/24ub

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It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket

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(818): It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket http://tfl.nu/tfcl

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(407): View more from Florida

I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"

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(407): I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse" http://tfl.nu/14wb

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me

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(+44): Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me http://tfl.nu/bng3

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.

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(570): If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too. http://tfl.nu/6z8l

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.

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(508): just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing. http://tfl.nu/syuf

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