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Worst Nights of the Month

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage

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• (530): View more from California

  I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  He managed to rip my nipple last night....

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.

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• (415): View more from California

  Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.

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