Worst Nights of the Month

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  Shame is for Republicans.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.

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  Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  "Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN

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  Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?

  (513): View more from Ohio

  Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?

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  Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way

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• (407): View more from Florida

  When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra

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• (941): View more from Florida

  Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it

  (661): View more from California

  I know! I’m the best!

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