Worst Nights of the Month

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Howd last night go?

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  well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?

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  I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?

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• (518): View more from New York

  Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon

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  why is half of my head shaved?

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