Worst Nights of the Month

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Btw I puked in your glovebox

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?

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• (929): View more from

  are you comparing glasses to pregnancy

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I just snorted sandwich everywhere.

  (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I hope it smells nice :)

  (440): View more from Ohio

  IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.

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