My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.