Worst Nights of the Month

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Anything special planned for Valentines Day?

  (310): View more from California

  Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  She's better-looking with the mask on.

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos

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  Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.

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  Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?

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  My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7

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• (212): View more from New York

  I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.

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