Worst Nights of the Month

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  How'd things go with that guy last night?

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  He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again

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• (716): View more from New York

  in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....

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• (214): View more from Texas

  It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live

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• (817): View more from Texas

  you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!

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  Stage five clinger bro. had to go.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??

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  ....surprise!

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• (315): View more from New York

  long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.

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