Worst Nights of the Month

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...

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• (760): View more from California

  she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??

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  damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos

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• (212): View more from New York

  I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.

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• (289): View more from Ontario

  I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN

  (416): View more from Toronto

  HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar

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• (631): View more from New York

  Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers

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• (209): View more from California

  dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?

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