Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.