Worst Nights of the Month

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard

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  omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?

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  Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes

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