Worst Nights of the Month

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed

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  If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him

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• (315): View more from New York

  Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?

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• (845): View more from New York

  so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating

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