got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
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I'm guessing there was one that combined those two?\n"I can be there in 10 minutes fucking you, asshole!"
do you mean, "I can fuck ur asshole in 10 minutes?"
Weird I had the same wake up lol
Lol Tucker max is a champ don't be hatin
Haha I've been there!
This text equals best night ever!
This isn't the whole thing... It said, "I texted 'I wanna suck your tits' to every female in my phone. Oops."
Is this Tucker Max? What a fucking waste of skin.
Haha sounds like s sigma chi frm bama
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