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  • 82 54
    Submitted by CsM on Apr 21, 10 at 5:15pm

    I'm guessing there was one that combined those two?\n"I can be there in 10 minutes fucking you, asshole!"

  • 92 74
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Apr 21, 10 at 4:52pm

    do you mean, "I can fuck ur asshole in 10 minutes?"

  • 75 50
    Submitted by dizancer on Apr 21, 10 at 6:08pm

    it happens

  • 78 56
    Submitted by geordan on Apr 21, 10 at 4:57pm

    Lol Tucker max is a champ don't be hatin

  • 75 58
    Submitted by ThePussyMonsta on Apr 21, 10 at 9:10pm

    Haha I've been there!

  • 67 53
    Submitted by zeeroburn on Apr 21, 10 at 7:17pm

    Weird I had the same wake up lol

  • 76 82
    Submitted by heyoh on Apr 21, 10 at 4:12pm

    Is this Tucker Max? What a fucking waste of skin.

  • 76 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 21, 10 at 4:11pm

    Gftugtfyhujgdghgvhjhcg

  • 60 53
    Submitted by sexyme on Apr 22, 10 at 5:24pm

    This text equals best night ever!

  • 64 73
    Submitted by olemissballa on Apr 22, 10 at 2:18am

    Haha sounds like s sigma chi frm bama

  • 61 69
    Submitted by murdertherain on Apr 21, 10 at 10:42pm

    This isn't the whole thing... It said, "I texted 'I wanna suck your tits' to every female in my phone. Oops."

  • 53 77
    Submitted by makeitglow on Apr 21, 10 at 4:38pm

    join the club

  • Submitted by wonton1188 on Apr 21, 10 at 4:08pm

    Firrst!!