So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
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um...both?? it'll help the healing process...i swear!
If she's offering thank her by letting her be on top. Blowing for girls isn't the most pleasurable thing in the sex world
Speak for yourself. Some girls love it...even can orgasm from blowing a guy.
LOL. I doubt that... About as many guys can come from going down on a girl, probably less.
That's pretty much the definition of a keeper.
Rule: when faced with a sexual decision, She is on top. No exceptions.
On top or blow? The correct decision is "yes."
Fuckin win right there
Dedication at it's finest!
I need a girl like that!
Why do ppl keep missing the goodnight button?
You gotta love us Iowans :)
Lucky really fucking lucky
Where can I get one of them?
I thought girls were always on top! Women like to be in control!
And cnl17--you've just gotta find the right girl. There are more of us out there than you think
Win-win!! Shoot, go for a little of both and it's a beautiful freaking day. You keep her!!!!
Both!! start off with a blowjob to get him going, then once he's good and ready, you go on top and finish with a bang!!!! That's how I make it happen anyway ;)
go with her on top some times it nice to lay back and let her be in countrol than next time get bottom
play through the pain ya pussy
Ah ah D all of the above!
That could be a sick rap line, "she can either be on top or blow me" cuz it's a pun. "top or blow me" and "top or 'below' me". Haha niceee
It's merely a flesh wound, suck it up.
I'd slit the throats of a hundred kittens to be in your position. Not puppies though. That would just be inhumane and cruel.
Do it. More feline zombie minions for me.
I don't like cats, i'm allergic
Hahhahah!! Thats awesome.
Anything to speed up the healing process. actually thats more of a, "take mind off of pain for one and both get pleasure" situation. This is what loyal friends of the opposite sex are for.
Haha I can totally relate to her
um...id do both. what a stingy biznatch.
Why Not Both??
keeper for sure
Go for her on top, it'll be better than you think
She's on top no questions asked
To archer79- I am a girl and I hate it so yes I am speaking for myself. Top is so much better than head
Girls like it on top, let get rico your world!
You're probably a stud
why not both you stupid fucking bitch ass hoe?!?!?!