While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
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Not funny or remotely amusing, hippie
On the up side, fish poop in there, so it's not like you befouled the ocean any worse than it already is.
Its sad that 1-you found this funny and 2-you found it funny enough that you texted it to your friend to make sure he/she heard it.
Ohhh, I get it. Ocean, Mother Earth, fucking clever </sarcasm>. Either the mods don't have very good taste in humor, or they're just not very good writers. Let the people vote on which ones to post.
Telling a story about what you said that you thought was funny - amazingly stupid since year 0