While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
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Not funny or remotely amusing, hippie
Its sad that 1-you found this funny and 2-you found it funny enough that you texted it to your friend to make sure he/she heard it.
On the up side, fish poop in there, so it's not like you befouled the ocean any worse than it already is.
Ohhh, I get it. Ocean, Mother Earth, fucking clever </sarcasm>. Either the mods don't have very good taste in humor, or they're just not very good writers. Let the people vote on which ones to post.
Telling a story about what you said that you thought was funny - amazingly stupid since year 0