He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
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Kinda like getting sent to the minors to work on your swing?
I wouldn't care if I was that guy. I'd just be happy I was gettin some
he's my wasabi
Sounds like you need to work on your oral presentation.
I have that too. Bad night. :-(
i feel like i have the same kinda guy :/
That sounds awesome! I really hope this catchess on
Good for him
How do I apply for this job?
This cracked me up. In the middle of class. While watching Hotel Rwanda. I'm a bad person.
My chick bad my chick hood
That is the most elitest and priveleged text I've ever read,
I like this. pure poetry.
Gross dirty whore!
Is there an application process for this gig or what's the deal?
He's your microwave oven chef.
I'm so borrowing this
ahahaha sucks to be him!