He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
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I wouldn't care if I was that guy. I'd just be happy I was gettin some
Kinda like getting sent to the minors to work on your swing?
he's my wasabi
Sounds like you need to work on your oral presentation.
I have that too. Bad night. :-(
That sounds awesome! I really hope this catchess on
i feel like i have the same kinda guy :/
Good for him
My chick bad my chick hood
That is the most elitest and priveleged text I've ever read,
How do I apply for this job?
This cracked me up. In the middle of class. While watching Hotel Rwanda. I'm a bad person.
Gross dirty whore!
I like this. pure poetry.
He's your microwave oven chef.
I'm so borrowing this
Is there an application process for this gig or what's the deal?
ahahaha sucks to be him!