I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
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What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?