im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
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is this "fired" thing supposed to be funny? it reminds me of dane cook after 2007.
Doesn't Rick Scott have anything better to do than spend hours on tfln trying to be the first to post with a pathetic comment? At least rulebook and them were relevant.. You're fired? Makes no sense and isn't funny
Who hasn't done that?
Wouldn't it be aqua-job?
I liked rulebook... Most of the time, that is.
I hated rulebook. Rick is just as bad. Throw idiots putting out websites in there too every text and u realise all gimmicky serial posters suck ass
Everything went down hill after "Rick is just as bad". I have no clue what you were trying to say after that. Please try again.
I've had one of those.
Don't let her come up for air till you're done. Make her work for that oxygen.
Rick Scott is my governor. Donald Trump is the only one who says "You're fired." What the fuck are you doing??
To become a pro you must ascend through the amateur ranks. Extra credit if it was during a pool party. Bonus points if you got a POV video of it and posted to YouPorn. Consider better items for the "Sex" category on your bucket list, like first threesome, first dignitary, first A-list celebrity, etc.
It's called an octo-job.
IT'S CALLED A FUCKET LIST!
It actually feels nice but kinda sucks 'cause you have to let her up for air...
Oh new jersey u never fail to amuse me
Those estate parties full of hottie interns are like that.
Not as amazing as it sounds. She has to keep coming up for air and unless you're in a pool or something the water is probably filled with all kinds of disgusting shit. As in fish shit. Oh, and turtle shit. Basically a shitload of different shit.
Next, you can cross off FIRED while skydiving!