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  • is this "fired" thing supposed to be funny? it reminds me of dane cook after 2007.

    Submitted by macrotia on Nov 23, 10 at 11:54am
  • Doesn't Rick Scott have anything better to do than spend hours on tfln trying to be the first to post with a pathetic comment? At least rulebook and them were relevant.. You're fired? Makes no sense and isn't funny

    Submitted by whatnow on Nov 23, 10 at 12:34pm
  • Bobjob?

    Submitted by said8ED on Nov 23, 10 at 3:43pm
  • Wouldn't it be aqua-job?

    Submitted by lilly123 on Nov 23, 10 at 12:49pm
  • Who hasn't done that?

    Submitted by Kbabyxo on Nov 23, 10 at 12:05pm
  • I liked rulebook... Most of the time, that is.

    Submitted by aliaspassword on Nov 23, 10 at 12:52pm
  • I hated rulebook. Rick is just as bad. Throw idiots putting out websites in there too every text and u realise all gimmicky serial posters suck ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 10 at 8:27pm
    • Everything went down hill after "Rick is just as bad". I have no clue what you were trying to say after that. Please try again.

      Submitted by cdese on Nov 24, 10 at 12:51am
  • I've had one of those.

    Submitted by Greatskie on Nov 23, 10 at 12:54pm
  • Don't let her come up for air till you're done. Make her work for that oxygen.

    Submitted by mogmog on Nov 23, 10 at 5:36pm
  • To become a pro you must ascend through the amateur ranks. Extra credit if it was during a pool party. Bonus points if you got a POV video of it and posted to YouPorn. Consider better items for the "Sex" category on your bucket list, like first threesome, first dignitary, first A-list celebrity, etc.

    Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Nov 23, 10 at 1:06pm
  • Rick Scott is my governor. Donald Trump is the only one who says "You're fired." What the fuck are you doing??

    Submitted by jamieischaos on Nov 24, 10 at 10:04am
  • It's called an octo-job.

    Submitted by Griffmaster01 on Nov 23, 10 at 12:17pm
  • It actually feels nice but kinda sucks 'cause you have to let her up for air...

    Submitted by Str8Up on Nov 26, 10 at 2:33pm

    Submitted by tonerp on Nov 24, 10 at 7:11pm
  • Oh new jersey u never fail to amuse me

    Submitted by hellokitty15 on Nov 23, 10 at 11:45am
  • Those estate parties full of hottie interns are like that.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 23, 10 at 11:25pm
  • Not as amazing as it sounds. She has to keep coming up for air and unless you're in a pool or something the water is probably filled with all kinds of disgusting shit. As in fish shit. Oh, and turtle shit. Basically a shitload of different shit.

    Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 25, 10 at 2:26am
  • Next, you can cross off FIRED while skydiving!

    Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 23, 10 at 11:34am