She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I'm bleeding and have questions
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.