We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?