Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.