Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.