Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
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That's right, said8ED. We have been informed of numerous sightings in this area. We ask that all who are possible prey, PLEASE double-bag it. Reporting from my iPhone, colan08.
Sounds like another potential cougar sighting in Tennessee
Dad, is that you?
ugh mom. not again!
anyone who votes positively on this text is ..well..erg... pretty awesome really... who doesn't want to be taught a few lessons from a trained cougar?! thumbs the fuck up!
Cougar is great, just no Saber-tooth please.
lol .. i never intended to grow-up & become a 'cougar', but i'm stoked i have supporters!! this text could have been sent by ME!!
cougar night, bring your moms
I was one with a group of guy friends. We found a cougar. Said cougar tried to bring ME home. Seriously. It was awesome.
Ah, but the fish aren't going for that type of worm
Anyone who said this was a good night is dumb. She is more exposed to germs and bacteria!!
I <3 cougars
hell, 18 is legal.