YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high