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  • That's why I'm glad I have loyal female friends that will beat her for me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 4:08am
  • nobody ever said you couldn't dump her ass off in the ghetto tho....

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 10:58am
  • I would never hit a woman. But I would shake the shit out of her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 12:45am
  • The look on her face when she found out she was wrong was priceless.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 4:16am
  • that was me two nights ago. saying shit cause i know i wouldnt be hit hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 4:14am
  • 586 is not flint lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 12:03am
  • that's one of the most glorious things i've ever heard

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 7:33pm
  • I won't hit a girl but I'll smack a bitch

    Submitted by BrohammedAli on Apr 15, 10 at 11:05pm
  • phone book..... no bruise

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 5:30pm
  • a man should be able to withstand more than what some dumb bitch has to say

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 2:35pm
  • I'll never hit a woman, but I'll shake the shit out of her!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 12:42am
  • Bet it wasn't Chris Brown who said that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 3:55am
  • yeah.. wait til you a find a man who WILL hit you. won't feel so great about being a bitchy woman then. i hate women who think they can say and do whatever they want to a man just because he won't hit her. i hope he has a girl friend that will kick your ass!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 11:18pm
  • What? And women NEVER get into "cat fights" ... I'm sorry, but women are VICIOUS. At least a guy will hit you and be done ... a woman will hit, scratch, bite, and then make it her life's mission with 3 best friends for the next 37 years to make your life hell. A man'll hit a women, and be done with it, maybe even apologize ... sorry, but women are several degrees WORSE.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 8:03pm
  • I read this and just smile, its so funny it really makes my day

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 9:05am
  • god i love being a woman

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 22, 09 at 12:11am
  • handle it the way Dean Martin would... a pillowcase full of oranges. yee

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 2:35pm
  • 12:45 now I'm not saying what O.J did was right.... But I understand

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 10:22pm
  • i hate women who think there are ways to solve problems without violence. there arent. get over it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 1:13am
  • watch the opening scene to "way of the gun." that'll make you feel better for every time you weren't able to respond.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 10:22am
  • this WOULD come out of the 586

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 9, 09 at 3:49pm
  • I hate men who feel that it's necessary to respond to every little thing with violence. Cry yourself to sleep and get over it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 12:54am
  • Heard this in a Chris Rock skit once hahaha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 1:10am
  • A smart woman knows when to stop talkin shit, because yes, she is gonna get hit. A mans (or woman's) patience only goes so far.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 5:50am
  • Being female is a wonderful thing. We really do say some fucked up shit though... for that exact reason.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:01am
  • funniest part of the night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 19, 09 at 8:43pm
  • Yeah well just hit her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 1:10am
  • If this is the same 586 I'm from this shit has dls written all over it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 1:08am
  • No, it wasn't chris brown...but it was chris rock

    Submitted by elenavw on Jul 28, 10 at 7:03pm
  • ahah people are so fucked up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 3:26pm
  • flint michigan = redneck

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 2:38pm
  • You can always hit a woman in the privates because they don't have anything there

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 8:36am