As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
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Or maybe you should just call her up and have her over again.
Name: Awesome Penis Guy\nTitle: Biggest Asset\nMission Statement: Keep you coming back for more.\nSuccess Rate: 80% (mainly b/c of this card)
This is very happy
@W_T_F..... huh? I didn't read anything about him handing the cards out to guys, I assumed he meant he would hand them out to girls.... but then again, you know what happens when you assume, lol! :-)
If he puts "-You- have an awesome penis ..." it would stand to reason he's giving it to people with penis' ... that he assumes are awesome.
You want to tell other guys that they have awesome penises and that you hope to use them again soon? F.A.G!
exactly what I was wondering.
@wtf you know that most homophobes are just closeted gays, right?
It's the penis she wants, not you.
I get the impression that the OP is ok with that.