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  • Or maybe you should just call her up and have her over again.

    Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Oct 23, 11 at 1:24pm
  • Name: Awesome Penis Guy\nTitle: Biggest Asset\nMission Statement: Keep you coming back for more.\nSuccess Rate: 80% (mainly b/c of this card)

    Submitted by genome254 on Oct 23, 11 at 3:06pm
  • This is very happy

    Submitted by dreamcatcher on Oct 26, 11 at 4:53am
  • @W_T_F..... huh? I didn't read anything about him handing the cards out to guys, I assumed he meant he would hand them out to girls.... but then again, you know what happens when you assume, lol! :-)

    Submitted by threeoneseven on Oct 23, 11 at 9:06pm
    • If he puts "-You- have an awesome penis ..." it would stand to reason he's giving it to people with penis' ... that he assumes are awesome.

      Submitted by MD86 on Oct 24, 11 at 4:21pm
  • You want to tell other guys that they have awesome penises and that you hope to use them again soon? F.A.G!

    Submitted by W_T_F on Oct 23, 11 at 11:07am
  • @wtf you know that most homophobes are just closeted gays, right?

    Submitted by Downtownsbrown on Oct 28, 11 at 10:18pm
  • It's the penis she wants, not you.

    Submitted by coumtryboy99 on Oct 24, 11 at 10:09pm
    • I get the impression that the OP is ok with that.

      Submitted by MD86 on Oct 25, 11 at 4:15am