He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
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As long as 30 seconds later you didn't say "Mischief Managed".
I hope she doesn't have hogwarts
because they never quidditching
Mind if I slytherin?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. best thing i've ever heard. if some guy said tht to me I would HAVE to fuck him.
i would blow any guy that said this! i <3 harry potter.
I have to agree... mmmmbop fails in this case. Murder, yes; marauder, no.
Well, you can't cast spells without a nine-inch oaken magic wang.
Ain't that the truth?!
Atta way south Mississippi
Padfoot and prongs would be proud
You should have grabbed a sheet and wrapped it around you and pretended it was your invisibility cloak. Hey, just go with it.
Harry Potter reference for the win!!!!\n\n\nPs. MmmBop, u a Hanson fan, by any chance?
Mmmbop- Hopefully you will learn what a marauder is, and that marauder is not a verb.
oh let's get sooo technical on a web page. as if one never talks about other professions as a verb. lighten up
and a marauder is one looking for plunder. I think its pretty appropriate. tech douche
R u mad?
hahaha FTW @getoffmylawn
I want to bone ga peach
Your joke didn't make any sense, mmmbop. That's the point we're all trying to make.
This guy is my hero...so awesome hahhaa
Question, does this Marauder's Map show where the secret entrance is?
hopefully you marauder his penis
@mmmbop - i understand it and go you for makin an awesome reference! lol
Afterwords Did he say no faking of orgasms.I want the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth. If you imply that the "truth" is here vagina I like you.
When he came, you should have said "Accio!"