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  • Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Oct 19, 11 at 3:11pm

    As long as 30 seconds later you didn't say "Mischief Managed".

  • Submitted by mmmboy_80085 on Oct 19, 11 at 7:02pm

    I hope she doesn't have hogwarts

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      Submitted by thra6646 on Oct 20, 11 at 1:46am

      because they never quidditching

  • Submitted by mattmac91 on Oct 20, 11 at 12:35am

    Mind if I slytherin?

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      Submitted by shitsgreat on Oct 20, 11 at 1:22am

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. best thing i've ever heard. if some guy said tht to me I would HAVE to fuck him.

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    Submitted by W_T_F on Oct 19, 11 at 3:21pm

    Mmmbop- Hopefully you will learn what a marauder is, and that marauder is not a verb.

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      Submitted by mmmmbop on Oct 19, 11 at 3:43pm

      oh let's get sooo technical on a web page. as if one never talks about other professions as a verb. lighten up

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      Submitted by mmmmbop on Oct 19, 11 at 3:44pm

      and a marauder is one looking for plunder. I think its pretty appropriate. tech douche

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      Submitted by Rumad on Oct 20, 11 at 12:39am

      R u mad?

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    Submitted by bttrdenu on Oct 20, 11 at 12:42am

    Padfoot and prongs would be proud

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    Submitted by preppygirl on Oct 20, 11 at 12:36am

    i would blow any guy that said this! i <3 harry potter.

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    Submitted by BrendanA on Oct 19, 11 at 5:41pm

    Well, you can't cast spells without a nine-inch oaken magic wang.

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      Submitted by peachpie88 on Oct 20, 11 at 12:51pm

      Ain't that the truth?!

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    Submitted by hiddenmasochism1 on Oct 20, 11 at 8:12am

    You should have grabbed a sheet and wrapped it around you and pretended it was your invisibility cloak. Hey, just go with it.

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    Submitted by kiwi817 on Oct 19, 11 at 11:43pm

    Harry Potter reference for the win!!!!\n\n\nPs. MmmBop, u a Hanson fan, by any chance?

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    Submitted by wubbazugg on Oct 19, 11 at 3:59pm

    I have to agree... mmmmbop fails in this case. Murder, yes; marauder, no.

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    Submitted by FruitSalad4225 on Oct 19, 11 at 7:01pm

    Your joke didn't make any sense, mmmbop. That's the point we're all trying to make.

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    Submitted by frunkasduck on Oct 19, 11 at 7:06pm

    Atta way south Mississippi

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    Submitted by peachpie88 on Oct 20, 11 at 12:48pm

    That's funny!

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    Submitted by madashale on Oct 19, 11 at 5:06pm

    hahaha FTW @getoffmylawn

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    Submitted by MRT318MBB on Oct 19, 11 at 7:23pm

    Hahahahaha!! Classic!

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    Submitted by DOGFARTS on Oct 19, 11 at 11:25pm

    I want to bone ga peach

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    Submitted by dlnorth on Oct 19, 11 at 8:12pm

    Classic.

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    Submitted by hellothere0510 on Oct 20, 11 at 3:23am

    This guy is my hero...so awesome hahhaa

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    Submitted by bellanotte55 on Mar 17, 13 at 11:07pm

    Marry him!

  • Submitted by mmmmbop on Oct 19, 11 at 3:11pm

    hopefully you marauder his penis

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    Submitted by Quake6 on Oct 20, 11 at 2:30am

    @mmmbop - i understand it and go you for makin an awesome reference! lol

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    Submitted by Mercen on Oct 21, 11 at 12:20pm

    Question, does this Marauder's Map show where the secret entrance is?

  • Submitted by R3X on Oct 19, 11 at 6:47pm

    Afterwords Did he say no faking of orgasms.I want the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth. If you imply that the "truth" is here vagina I like you.

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    Submitted by haruuuu on Oct 28, 11 at 11:25pm

    When he came, you should have said "Accio!"