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  • 76 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 12:38pm

    What did cenderella say when she got to the ball? -gag- Lol

  • 82 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 10:10am

    Princesses who want to keep their bf's do.

  • 79 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 10:05am

    and neither do the cat ladies that wake up on Saturday with no man in their bed

  • 71 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 2:24pm

    this princess does. you a shitty princess.

  • 74 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 10:45am

    10:04 and 10:08 Maybe your wife doesn't but many married women give bjs. I give my husband bjs several times a week...we both enjoy it.

  • 71 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 1:01pm

    And princesses don't get their pussy eaten, either

  • 63 40
    Submitted by jwsnake22 on Aug 13, 10 at 12:41pm

    If your a princess then I'm a prince... And princes enjoy a bj every now and then

  • 72 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:56pm

    Princesses are only treated like princesses because they DO give blowjobs. They just don't show that part on Disney.

  • 67 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 11:49am

    In my kingdom they do biatchh!!

  • 67 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 10:04am

    Princess & Married women :(

  • 72 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 12:00pm

    as long as the guy goes down so should you lol

  • 68 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 10:26am

    Yes they do. Oh yes they certainly do!!!!

  • 67 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:14am

    Yeahhh west Michigan. SL baby.

  • 64 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 10:10am

    Obviously you've never been in Prince Charming's bedroom babe.

  • 71 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 10:10am

    No, but princesses sisters do!!

  • 70 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 10:04am

    Then Princesses don't get married. Rimjob John

  • 54 40
    Submitted by countessmarie on Jan 6, 11 at 9:30pm

    This princess always goes to the ball[s].

  • 66 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 10:46am

    @ 10:20- fucking funny!

  • 57 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 7:16pm

    Fuck that I'm a princess that gives royal blow jobs

  • 58 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 11:21am

    They do now!!!! *sticks it in her mouth* garrglahhggh

  • 64 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:33pm

    Princesses always end up being sluts.

  • 67 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 10:05am

    but they do like to recieve

  • 55 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 1:25am

    Why not? It's blasphemy!

  • 54 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 11:25pm

    In soviet Russia, the blow-jobs give you princesses. Uh...

  • 51 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 2:13pm

    I would love to be in Prince Charming's bet-room!

  • 63 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 10:52am

    ha, ha....the wives are probably topped off and can't swallow any more jizz

  • 68 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 10:02am

    Princesses have dull lives.

  • 54 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 4:15pm

    Princesses need punched in the mouth

  • 59 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 1:31pm

    Princesses that don't give bj's get jerked off on after they fall asleep

  • 63 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:39pm

    Bullshit... You would suck my dick...

  • 60 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 10:27am

    Sure they do, sometimes you just have to grab them by the hair......

  • 51 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 2:05pm

    Bitch get on your fuckin knees!

  • 52 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:24am

    Then eat sushi, ya frigid bitch!

  • 59 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:43pm

    Correction: Princesses don't live in Michigan. Or: Girls that don't give blowjobs wish they were princesses. Or: Girls in Michigan that don't ever get laid watch too many Disney movies.

  • 54 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 12:01pm

    do they much carpets? =D

  • 54 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 10:09am

    That right there, gentlemen and ladies, is a dealbreaker!

  • 60 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 4:37pm

    I wish I was a princess.

  • 60 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 2:10pm

    Nor do they get head. Dumbasses.

  • 49 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 12:05pm

    12.02pm's true shit. Shes crazy.. -.-

  • 60 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 10:20am

    And that's why there not queens....

  • 41 39
    Submitted by bubbalicious03 on Aug 27, 11 at 8:08am

    Yes they do! Cuz I do n I'm def a princess =)

  • 55 67
    Submitted by blank on Jan 12, 10 at 12:26pm

    Speaking as a beauty queen, oh yes they fucking do!

  • 62 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 12:02pm

    I live in Norway, our princess has a school where you can learn to speak with angels. She reads auras and believes that every man and woman has a guarian angel and shit. I doubt that she even has a vagina.

  • 45 49
    Submitted by jltc on Mar 24, 11 at 1:07am

    For the sake of royalty everywhere, I certainly hope this is incorrect! Luckily I suspect it is.

  • 49 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 1:37pm

    Princesses are pussies.

  • 53 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 2:38pm

    Boooooooooooo! Fuck that princess

  • 38 37
    Submitted by jltc on Jul 17, 11 at 11:04pm

    No no. Princesses give blowjobs and princes go down.

  • 53 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 7:27pm

    I feel dumber for having read this whole thread.

  • 59 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 10:43am

    princesses think they are hot shit. If they do manage to get a boyfriend, you can bet that he's cheating on them to get the pussy that he needs

  • 49 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:12pm

    Prolly not, but they do anal

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 1:03pm

    That's probably why ur a "princess" that gets treated like shit...real ones do and they love it

  • 46 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 10:05am

    Well there's a princess no one wants. Hope solitude is your bailiwick honey! And do you not want the carpet blown once in a while. Quid pro quo?

  • 34 35
    Submitted by zoey1989 on Sep 21, 11 at 8:53pm

    I'm a princess and I do!!!

  • 46 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:48pm

    well of course they do! they invented the blow job. they give the best oral in all the land to all the kings horsemen and all the kings knights! they know whats up, you gotta give a little when you've got everything

  • 54 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 10:09am

    But the queen does! :-)

  • 32 34
    Submitted by Cidou on Dec 18, 11 at 9:54am

    Well they DO suck at it...

  • 47 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 6:39pm

    four four oh five three two one two two five

  • 51 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 10:36am

    princesses that don't give BJ's have a big stick up their ass

  • 50 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 10:08am

    Princesses & Married women both. :(

  • 47 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 11:07am

    Good thing your not a princesses then

  • 35 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 5:33pm

    Yes they do! Only fake princesses don't.

  • 45 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 11:16am

    Not only do they swallow, they go deeper too!

  • 38 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 9:44pm

    Man, princesses suck! hehe oh wait..

  • 42 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 10:11am

    Yes, I realize that the sisters are also princesses.

  • 43 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 3:21pm

    Then my dad lied to me when i was younger...

  • 46 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 11:43pm

    fuck that imma princess and I'm down to give and recieve head :)

  • 41 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:00pm

    They just lay on their backs

  • 44 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:19pm

    No they do. It's either they do it to a million guys, or make a movie and magically it winds up being published and then the little cunt goes cwying to daddy that she made a terrible mistake and didn't know she was being filmed... Fucking cunt.

  • 40 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 10:50am

    ~10:04 and 10:08 -- your wives are giving ME blowjobs every week and I also enjoy it.