As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit