I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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Oh god it's open bar.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins