And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?