Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic