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  • pretty sure i know exactly when and where this happened...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 7:01pm
  • haha i've done it a bunch of times and havent had any problems

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:35pm
  • Real man could easily suck cock on a jet ski....you're just a pussy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:22pm
  • hahaha did you just say a real MAN could suck a cock on a jetski - i bet you couldnt! while its moving def not try it you bitches

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:25pm
  • Open mouth. Supress Gag-Reflex. Take it all in.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 6:03pm
  • you sit side-saddle on the jetski. She floats in the water. Problem solved.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:27am
  • only a moron could have believed a misconception like giving a blow job on a jetski is easy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:56am
  • Somebody tell Dane Cook to stop hogging this site with his inane falsehoods

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:17am
  • That's nothing. Try getting head while racing a go-kart down the cobbled roads of pamplona being chased by bulls while trying to avoid people with paintball guns shooting at you. No, I haven't done that but doesn't it sound FUCKIN AWESOME!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:05pm
  • it doesnt sound easy, whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 6:53pm
  • THATS JUST TEETH WAITING TO HAPPEN..........I'LL PASS.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:46pm
  • For the love of all that's holy, please tell me this wasn't at Branched Oak???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:15pm
  • 5:37, yeah lets go right now ... youll pay a nice visit to the hospital

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 6:01pm
  • dude, i'm going to have to try that. there are no excuses for not succeeding at a blow job.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:03pm
  • fake. agreed. totally.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:30am
  • haha i bet it was at branched oak. hookerrrrs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 6:15pm
  • i'm fucking in! you're fucking out!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:13am
  • thats take tellent- i have a new found respect for girls who can pull that task off

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 9:51pm
  • ...However, gender re-assignment surgery can be surprising cheap when done on a jet-ski.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:48pm
  • 1024 let's try that now! ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:48pm
  • 10:05 Paint balls + Being fire really fast + Blood filled region = Many many whelps and bruising of the cock and parts of her regions also..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:24pm
  • 7:00 only as pathetic as the douche you let her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 7:18pm
  • that really does not sound easy. at. ALL.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:09pm
  • you motorboatin son of a bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 6:43pm
  • how about a waverunner bc i haven't seen a jetski since 97

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:55pm
  • Were you blowing Kenny Powers?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:56pm
  • I have a new found disrespect for people who spell talent as 'tellent.'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 9:59pm
  • that doesn't even sound easy.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:54pm
  • Someone tell YOU to stop being less funny than Dane Cook. Yeah, I know that's pretty hard but you're doing a good job of it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:26am
  • what is truly disturbing is the sheer number of people who are now going to try and attempt this...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:17am
  • 10:31 You know it sweety.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:59pm
  • it doesn't even sound easy, moron.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 6:22pm
  • men don't "do" sidesaddle, that's for pussies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:41am
  • 10:24 - They'd have to be a pretty damn good shot to be able to hit YOUR cock

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:31pm
  • 4:56 - i bet that chick actually did that while he was jetskiing before he flipper her off. I'm fucking in! you're fucking out!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:57pm
  • try giving a bj on a 4 wheeler!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:13pm
  • Did Sarah Kyker send this text? Because I would think she would have lots of practice.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 6:49pm
  • the chick on eastbound and down had some nice titties

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:00pm
  • Just when you feel sexually jaded...something like this crops up. Def going to the top of the "Sex: To Do" list.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:28pm
  • Haha probably mcqueeney

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 10:40pm
  • 5:25, you try it. on me. now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:37pm
  • 5:09, see 4:55... god damn

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:26pm
  • lmao at both 4:56s and 4:57

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:59pm
  • bullshit. you have the wake to your advantage. get to work and quit making excuses

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:55pm
  • i'm with 4:55(2) lack of effort and/or talent. suck away.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:56pm
  • Giving a blowjob while jetskiing ??? I must say that is one of the most ridiculous thing I've besides that other thing but thats another story :p anyways you would have to be the queen of all whores to do that! Its called getting a room! :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:17am
  • holy crap I was on a jet ski yesterday and some desperate fat chick was hanging all over me at the beach so i let her get a ride only if she gave me a BJ...fat chicks are so pathetic they'll do anything lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 7:00pm
  • White girls give great head

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 11:39pm
  • Am i the only one who kind of wants to try this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:42am
  • deep throat the whole thing an you will be fine

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:16pm
  • lmao I kinda of think this is fake. Regardless of that, it's funny as hell.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 7:07pm
  • what part of that sounds easy??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:02pm
  • You've got mad skills if u pulled that shit off \nProps:)

    Submitted by lhsstoner420 on Aug 2, 10 at 1:26am
  • I can't talk to you with you standin there with your tits hangin out like cabbages!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:01pm
  • Did you bite it off?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:01pm
  • Harder to f u c k. Fun though

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 5:57am
  • Wow, lmao, but it doesnt say they were moving, tht is highly unlikly, they were probley stoped, but still if a wave came...haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 9:34am