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  • 38 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 7:01pm

    pretty sure i know exactly when and where this happened...

  • 39 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:25pm

    hahaha did you just say a real MAN could suck a cock on a jetski - i bet you couldnt! while its moving def not try it you bitches

  • 31 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:17am

    Somebody tell Dane Cook to stop hogging this site with his inane falsehoods

  • 30 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:56am

    only a moron could have believed a misconception like giving a blow job on a jetski is easy

  • 34 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:35pm

    haha i've done it a bunch of times and havent had any problems

  • 29 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:22pm

    Real man could easily suck cock on a jet ski....you're just a pussy

  • 29 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:46pm

    THATS JUST TEETH WAITING TO HAPPEN..........I'LL PASS.

  • 27 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 6:53pm

    it doesnt sound easy, whore.

  • 27 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:48pm

    ...However, gender re-assignment surgery can be surprising cheap when done on a jet-ski.....

  • 24 19
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:48pm

    1024 let's try that now! ;)

  • 28 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 6:03pm

    Open mouth. Supress Gag-Reflex. Take it all in.

  • 25 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:05pm

    That's nothing. Try getting head while racing a go-kart down the cobbled roads of pamplona being chased by bulls while trying to avoid people with paintball guns shooting at you. No, I haven't done that but doesn't it sound FUCKIN AWESOME!?

  • 25 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:27am

    you sit side-saddle on the jetski. She floats in the water. Problem solved.

  • 32 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 11:39pm

    White girls give great head

  • 23 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:54pm

    that doesn't even sound easy.....

  • 27 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:15pm

    For the love of all that's holy, please tell me this wasn't at Branched Oak???

  • 26 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:30am

    fake. agreed. totally.

  • 22 21
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:17am

    what is truly disturbing is the sheer number of people who are now going to try and attempt this...

  • 24 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 9:51pm

    thats take tellent- i have a new found respect for girls who can pull that task off

  • 25 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 9:59pm

    I have a new found disrespect for people who spell talent as 'tellent.'

  • 23 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:24pm

    10:05 Paint balls + Being fire really fast + Blood filled region = Many many whelps and bruising of the cock and parts of her regions also..

  • 22 24
    Submitted by lhsstoner420 on Aug 2, 10 at 1:26am

    You've got mad skills if u pulled that shit off \nProps:)

  • 26 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 6:15pm

    haha i bet it was at branched oak. hookerrrrs.

  • 24 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:13am

    i'm fucking in! you're fucking out!

  • 25 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:03pm

    dude, i'm going to have to try that. there are no excuses for not succeeding at a blow job.

  • 21 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:42am

    Am i the only one who kind of wants to try this?

  • 20 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 6:01pm

    5:37, yeah lets go right now ... youll pay a nice visit to the hospital

  • 24 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:56pm

    Were you blowing Kenny Powers?

  • 21 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:57pm

    4:56 - i bet that chick actually did that while he was jetskiing before he flipper her off. I'm fucking in! you're fucking out!

  • 20 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:37pm

    5:25, you try it. on me. now.

  • 22 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 6:43pm

    you motorboatin son of a bitch

  • 19 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:09pm

    that really does not sound easy. at. ALL.

  • 17 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:41am

    men don't "do" sidesaddle, that's for pussies

  • 19 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 7:18pm

    7:00 only as pathetic as the douche you let her.

  • 21 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:00pm

    the chick on eastbound and down had some nice titties

  • 19 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 6:49pm

    Did Sarah Kyker send this text? Because I would think she would have lots of practice.

  • 19 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:55pm

    how about a waverunner bc i haven't seen a jetski since 97

  • 22 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 10:40pm

    Haha probably mcqueeney

  • 20 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:59pm

    10:31 You know it sweety.

  • 19 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:59pm

    lmao at both 4:56s and 4:57

  • 21 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:31pm

    10:24 - They'd have to be a pretty damn good shot to be able to hit YOUR cock

  • 19 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:26pm

    5:09, see 4:55... god damn

  • 17 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:26am

    Someone tell YOU to stop being less funny than Dane Cook. Yeah, I know that's pretty hard but you're doing a good job of it.

  • 23 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 5:57am

    Harder to f u c k. Fun though

  • 29 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 6:22pm

    it doesn't even sound easy, moron.

  • 19 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 7:00pm

    holy crap I was on a jet ski yesterday and some desperate fat chick was hanging all over me at the beach so i let her get a ride only if she gave me a BJ...fat chicks are so pathetic they'll do anything lmao

  • 16 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:55pm

    bullshit. you have the wake to your advantage. get to work and quit making excuses

  • 19 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:13pm

    try giving a bj on a 4 wheeler!

  • 16 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:56pm

    i'm with 4:55(2) lack of effort and/or talent. suck away.

  • 18 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:28pm

    Just when you feel sexually jaded...something like this crops up. Def going to the top of the "Sex: To Do" list.

  • 26 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 7:07pm

    lmao I kinda of think this is fake. Regardless of that, it's funny as hell.

  • 19 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 8, 09 at 9:34am

    Wow, lmao, but it doesnt say they were moving, tht is highly unlikly, they were probley stoped, but still if a wave came...haha

  • 16 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:01pm

    Did you bite it off?

  • 17 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:16pm

    deep throat the whole thing an you will be fine

  • 26 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:17am

    Giving a blowjob while jetskiing ??? I must say that is one of the most ridiculous thing I've besides that other thing but thats another story :p anyways you would have to be the queen of all whores to do that! Its called getting a room! :)

  • 13 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:01pm

    I can't talk to you with you standin there with your tits hangin out like cabbages!

  • 15 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 8:02pm

    what part of that sounds easy??