giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
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pretty sure i know exactly when and where this happened...
hahaha did you just say a real MAN could suck a cock on a jetski - i bet you couldnt! while its moving def not try it you bitches
Somebody tell Dane Cook to stop hogging this site with his inane falsehoods
Real man could easily suck cock on a jet ski....you're just a pussy
only a moron could have believed a misconception like giving a blow job on a jetski is easy
haha i've done it a bunch of times and havent had any problems
it doesnt sound easy, whore.
you sit side-saddle on the jetski. She floats in the water. Problem solved.
THATS JUST TEETH WAITING TO HAPPEN..........I'LL PASS.
For the love of all that's holy, please tell me this wasn't at Branched Oak???
Open mouth. Supress Gag-Reflex. Take it all in.
That's nothing. Try getting head while racing a go-kart down the cobbled roads of pamplona being chased by bulls while trying to avoid people with paintball guns shooting at you. No, I haven't done that but doesn't it sound FUCKIN AWESOME!?
dude, i'm going to have to try that. there are no excuses for not succeeding at a blow job.
haha i bet it was at branched oak. hookerrrrs.
5:37, yeah lets go right now ... youll pay a nice visit to the hospital
i'm fucking in! you're fucking out!
10:05 Paint balls + Being fire really fast + Blood filled region = Many many whelps and bruising of the cock and parts of her regions also..
I have a new found disrespect for people who spell talent as 'tellent.'
thats take tellent- i have a new found respect for girls who can pull that task off
what is truly disturbing is the sheer number of people who are now going to try and attempt this...
...However, gender re-assignment surgery can be surprising cheap when done on a jet-ski.....
fake. agreed. totally.
1024 let's try that now! ;)
Someone tell YOU to stop being less funny than Dane Cook. Yeah, I know that's pretty hard but you're doing a good job of it.
how about a waverunner bc i haven't seen a jetski since 97
Were you blowing Kenny Powers?
that doesn't even sound easy.....
that really does not sound easy. at. ALL.
4:56 - i bet that chick actually did that while he was jetskiing before he flipper her off.
I'm fucking in! you're fucking out!
it doesn't even sound easy, moron.
10:31 You know it sweety.
you motorboatin son of a bitch
men don't "do" sidesaddle, that's for pussies
5:25, you try it. on me. now.
10:24 - They'd have to be a pretty damn good shot to be able to hit YOUR cock
the chick on eastbound and down had some nice titties
Haha probably mcqueeney
5:09, see 4:55... god damn
Did Sarah Kyker send this text? Because I would think she would have lots of practice.
Just when you feel sexually jaded...something like this crops up. Def going to the top of the "Sex: To Do" list.
only as pathetic as the douche you let her.
try giving a bj on a 4 wheeler!
lmao at both 4:56s and 4:57
bullshit. you have the wake to your advantage. get to work and quit making excuses
Giving a blowjob while jetskiing ??? I must say that is one of the most ridiculous thing I've besides that other thing but thats another story :p anyways you would have to be the queen of all whores to do that! Its called getting a room! :)
Am i the only one who kind of wants to try this?
holy crap I was on a jet ski yesterday and some desperate fat chick was hanging all over me at the beach so i let her get a ride only if she gave me a BJ...fat chicks are so pathetic they'll do anything lmao
i'm with 4:55(2) lack of effort and/or talent. suck away.
deep throat the whole thing an you will be fine
what part of that sounds easy??
White girls give great head
lmao I kinda of think this is fake. Regardless of that, it's funny as hell.
I can't talk to you with you standin there with your tits hangin out like cabbages!
You've got mad skills if u pulled that shit off \nProps:)
Did you bite it off?
Harder to f u c k. Fun though
Wow, lmao, but it doesnt say they were moving, tht is highly unlikly, they were probley stoped, but still if a wave came...haha