giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
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pretty sure i know exactly when and where this happened...
haha i've done it a bunch of times and havent had any problems
you sit side-saddle on the jetski. She floats in the water. Problem solved.
Open mouth. Supress Gag-Reflex. Take it all in.
Real man could easily suck cock on a jet ski....you're just a pussy
hahaha did you just say a real MAN could suck a cock on a jetski - i bet you couldnt! while its moving def not try it you bitches
only a moron could have believed a misconception like giving a blow job on a jetski is easy
Somebody tell Dane Cook to stop hogging this site with his inane falsehoods
it doesnt sound easy, whore.
That's nothing. Try getting head while racing a go-kart down the cobbled roads of pamplona being chased by bulls while trying to avoid people with paintball guns shooting at you. No, I haven't done that but doesn't it sound FUCKIN AWESOME!?
THATS JUST TEETH WAITING TO HAPPEN..........I'LL PASS.
For the love of all that's holy, please tell me this wasn't at Branched Oak???
5:37, yeah lets go right now ... youll pay a nice visit to the hospital
dude, i'm going to have to try that. there are no excuses for not succeeding at a blow job.
fake. agreed. totally.
thats take tellent- i have a new found respect for girls who can pull that task off
i'm fucking in! you're fucking out!
haha i bet it was at branched oak. hookerrrrs.
1024 let's try that now! ;)
10:05 Paint balls + Being fire really fast + Blood filled region = Many many whelps and bruising of the cock and parts of her regions also..
you motorboatin son of a bitch
...However, gender re-assignment surgery can be surprising cheap when done on a jet-ski.....
Were you blowing Kenny Powers?
only as pathetic as the douche you let her.
that really does not sound easy. at. ALL.
what is truly disturbing is the sheer number of people who are now going to try and attempt this...
how about a waverunner bc i haven't seen a jetski since 97
that doesn't even sound easy.....
Someone tell YOU to stop being less funny than Dane Cook. Yeah, I know that's pretty hard but you're doing a good job of it.
I have a new found disrespect for people who spell talent as 'tellent.'
it doesn't even sound easy, moron.
men don't "do" sidesaddle, that's for pussies
10:31 You know it sweety.
4:56 - i bet that chick actually did that while he was jetskiing before he flipper her off.
I'm fucking in! you're fucking out!
Did Sarah Kyker send this text? Because I would think she would have lots of practice.
Haha probably mcqueeney
10:24 - They'd have to be a pretty damn good shot to be able to hit YOUR cock
the chick on eastbound and down had some nice titties
try giving a bj on a 4 wheeler!
Just when you feel sexually jaded...something like this crops up. Def going to the top of the "Sex: To Do" list.
5:25, you try it. on me. now.
5:09, see 4:55... god damn
lmao at both 4:56s and 4:57
bullshit. you have the wake to your advantage. get to work and quit making excuses
holy crap I was on a jet ski yesterday and some desperate fat chick was hanging all over me at the beach so i let her get a ride only if she gave me a BJ...fat chicks are so pathetic they'll do anything lmao
Giving a blowjob while jetskiing ??? I must say that is one of the most ridiculous thing I've besides that other thing but thats another story :p anyways you would have to be the queen of all whores to do that! Its called getting a room! :)
deep throat the whole thing an you will be fine
i'm with 4:55(2) lack of effort and/or talent. suck away.
White girls give great head
Am i the only one who kind of wants to try this?
lmao I kinda of think this is fake. Regardless of that, it's funny as hell.
You've got mad skills if u pulled that shit off \nProps:)
what part of that sounds easy??
I can't talk to you with you standin there with your tits hangin out like cabbages!
Did you bite it off?
Harder to f u c k. Fun though
Wow, lmao, but it doesnt say they were moving, tht is highly unlikly, they were probley stoped, but still if a wave came...haha