giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
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pretty sure i know exactly when and where this happened...
Real man could easily suck cock on a jet ski....you're just a pussy
haha i've done it a bunch of times and havent had any problems
only a moron could have believed a misconception like giving a blow job on a jetski is easy
Open mouth. Supress Gag-Reflex. Take it all in.
dude, i'm going to have to try that. there are no excuses for not succeeding at a blow job.
you sit side-saddle on the jetski. She floats in the water. Problem solved.
That's nothing. Try getting head while racing a go-kart down the cobbled roads of pamplona being chased by bulls while trying to avoid people with paintball guns shooting at you. No, I haven't done that but doesn't it sound FUCKIN AWESOME!?
it doesnt sound easy, whore.
5:37, yeah lets go right now ... youll pay a nice visit to the hospital
Somebody tell Dane Cook to stop hogging this site with his inane falsehoods
hahaha did you just say a real MAN could suck a cock on a jetski - i bet you couldnt! while its moving def not try it you bitches
For the love of all that's holy, please tell me this wasn't at Branched Oak???
THATS JUST TEETH WAITING TO HAPPEN..........I'LL PASS.
fake. agreed. totally.
i'm fucking in! you're fucking out!
thats take tellent- i have a new found respect for girls who can pull that task off
1024 let's try that now! ;)
haha i bet it was at branched oak. hookerrrrs.
what is truly disturbing is the sheer number of people who are now going to try and attempt this...
you motorboatin son of a bitch
that really does not sound easy. at. ALL.
10:05 Paint balls + Being fire really fast + Blood filled region = Many many whelps and bruising of the cock and parts of her regions also..
...However, gender re-assignment surgery can be surprising cheap when done on a jet-ski.....
Were you blowing Kenny Powers?
it doesn't even sound easy, moron.
that doesn't even sound easy.....
men don't "do" sidesaddle, that's for pussies
10:24 - They'd have to be a pretty damn good shot to be able to hit YOUR cock
I have a new found disrespect for people who spell talent as 'tellent.'
how about a waverunner bc i haven't seen a jetski since 97
Someone tell YOU to stop being less funny than Dane Cook. Yeah, I know that's pretty hard but you're doing a good job of it.
the chick on eastbound and down had some nice titties
only as pathetic as the douche you let her.
try giving a bj on a 4 wheeler!
Did Sarah Kyker send this text? Because I would think she would have lots of practice.
Just when you feel sexually jaded...something like this crops up. Def going to the top of the "Sex: To Do" list.
4:56 - i bet that chick actually did that while he was jetskiing before he flipper her off.
I'm fucking in! you're fucking out!
10:31 You know it sweety.
Haha probably mcqueeney
bullshit. you have the wake to your advantage. get to work and quit making excuses
5:09, see 4:55... god damn
holy crap I was on a jet ski yesterday and some desperate fat chick was hanging all over me at the beach so i let her get a ride only if she gave me a BJ...fat chicks are so pathetic they'll do anything lmao
5:25, you try it. on me. now.
deep throat the whole thing an you will be fine
lmao at both 4:56s and 4:57
i'm with 4:55(2) lack of effort and/or talent. suck away.
Giving a blowjob while jetskiing ??? I must say that is one of the most ridiculous thing I've besides that other thing but thats another story :p anyways you would have to be the queen of all whores to do that! Its called getting a room! :)
White girls give great head
You've got mad skills if u pulled that shit off \nProps:)
lmao I kinda of think this is fake. Regardless of that, it's funny as hell.
Am i the only one who kind of wants to try this?
I can't talk to you with you standin there with your tits hangin out like cabbages!
what part of that sounds easy??
Did you bite it off?
Harder to f u c k. Fun though
Wow, lmao, but it doesnt say they were moving, tht is highly unlikly, they were probley stoped, but still if a wave came...haha